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Date: 11/15/2008 3:56pm Whois Name: NatGeo (9)
Delete Subject: Brittany
Each guy is different, I liked how she looked so it didn't take long for me to enjoy her dances. But I will say you treat her with respect and she'll make it worth your wild. And from my experience, that's the same for most of the girls there. As for tipping, that depends on you. She didn't hustle me, but then again, I had already spent a lot on her, so at that point I think for her any amount of tip was just icing.

Plus, I don't know what you would be looking for in a dance. I like the bed dances b/c it's more intimate but this is still a classy club so you're not going to get away with stuff you may at other clubs. I go for looks, so that's why I like 4play.

As for her cutting the dance short, she said that the guy she cut short had "propositioned" her and just creeped her out. She offered his money back. If that happened or not, I'm not sure, I didn't go up to the guy and ask. Hope that helps.

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Date: 11/15/2008 1:59pm Whois Name: empelo (308)
Delete Subject: Re: NatGeo
"she didn't shortchange me on a 6 for 5 special. She did tell me though that if she doesn't feel comfortable with a guy she will cut a short."

How professional. I assume the guy can also cut the money short if he doesn't "feel comfortable" with her.

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Date: 11/15/2008 12:00pm Whois Name: corpken (4)
Delete Subject: brittany
how many dances do u have to get to have a good time? does she require a tip?

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Date: 11/15/2008 11:33am Whois Name: NatGeo (8)
Delete Subject: Brittany
I guess it might be hit and miss with her. But for me, she was great. I had bed dances upstairs and I was there for awhile. And she didn't shortchange me on a 6 for 5 special. She did tell me though that if she doesn't feel comfortable with a guy she will cut a short. I guess it depends on how a guy is. She's probably my favorite right now, with definitely one of the better bodies and a cute face. Though, I wish she would take that "SEX" choker off her neck it's kind of distracting. Supposedly she works Thurs, Fri., & Sat. Hope that helps. Have fun.

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Date: 11/14/2008 7:46am Whois Name: htfan (269)
Delete Subject: brittany...
Pink bikini, with short blonde hair.

From what I saw it was okay... she did shortchange her customer when she gave a 2 for 2 instead of a 3 for 2.

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Date: 11/14/2008 3:46am Whois Name: corpken (3)
Delete Subject: brittany?
their was a dancer on thurs with a pink bikini. any review on her? an when she works.

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Date: 11/11/2008 9:56pm Whois Name: empelo (307)
Delete Subject: Re: corpken
The test worked! Welcome to the board.

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Date: 11/11/2008 1:47am Whois Name: corpken (New)
Delete Subject: test

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Date: 11/9/2008 9:46pm Whois Name: ZekeR (13)
Delete Subject: And now for something completely different:
4Play's first All Nude Idol was a blast. On Nov 15, they're going to have part two, and I wouldn't miss it.

I went to the first one figuring it would be a train wreck, and it certainly didn't disappoint. There were seven contestants that I remember, including regular dancers Cynthia (who sang her own music, well), Tiffany (cabaret style, and pretty good), and Penelope (always high energy, and not too shabby a singer). I didn't recognize the others, and at least one -- the biggest smash in the wreck -- was brought in from out of town. Each singer did two songs, and all were fun to watch and, for a switch, to listen to.

The big smash was a "dancer" who "sang" some country music, at times on a spring loaded hobby-horse on the stage. It worked on so many levels -- comedy, striptease, intermission, you name it. Kaboom!

Although there are always a lot of dancers on a Saturday night, there was a huge turnout for this event because everyone wanted to join in the fun - at least to see who would sing, and I'd expect the same for part two. More than one dancer has said to me that it was the best time they've had at work.

One tip for the DJ - I'd put the (wireless) mic. pickup under the stage, and run a cable to the booth. The fuzzy feedback was off-putting.

This event was a great idea. Check out part two on Nov 15 - I'm certain that it'll be a good time.
Club 4 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 3.5 Nasty Factor 2

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Date: 11/8/2008 9:06pm Whois Name: Zak (48)
Delete Subject: In Defense of Blondes! (and Blondies)!
Hate to break it to you guys, but you DO realize that most of those "blondes" aren't REAL blondes, right?

Check out Diablo Cody's discussion of why strippers "go blonde" in her book CANDY GIRL - A YEAR IN THE LIFE OF AN UNLIKELY STRIPPER.

My sides are hurting! You all got me LOL over this non-issue! If you want standardization and some kind of enforced diversity (whatever that means), you've unfortunately picked the wrong industry. The clubs (and girls) are only responding to customer demand.

Of course, I wouldn't put it past San Francisco to pass an ordinance requiring a certain mix of dancer "types" at strip clubs, but not LA. Not yet at least!

OBTW, blonde is one of only a few English languages nouns with masculine and feminine forms. A blond is a guy. A blonde is a girl, and she's probably
working at 4Play!

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Date: 11/8/2008 4:48am Whois Name: jess (23)
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Ht, it is not the location. Plan B, their sister club at that, right across the street barely has any blondes at all.
Overall most strip clubs in LA general seem to have mostly dark haired women, so if you do see a club with a large majority of bleach blondes you gotta assume something is going on.

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Date: 10/23/2008 2:38pm Whois Name: 2much4u (18)
Delete Subject: Discrimination
Been going to this place for years now. Seen all kinds of girls. It changes. I would say that it is not worth the investigation or much discussion. There is too much flux from what i can tell.

Besides, it's not IBM.

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Date: 10/23/2008 10:55am Whois Name: HPL_Lovecraft (2)
Delete Subject: Discrimination
For some reason, this topic reminds me of the Seinfeld episode in which Elaine complains to the local bureaucrats that Monk's diner is hiring only large-breasted women as waitresses, leading to "investigators" frequenting the diner morning, noon and night. The waitresses turned out to be the owner's daughters.

Although I would gladly volunteer to do some undercover sleuthing covering the uncovered dancers, my past diurnal and nocturnal missions to this establishment have shown me dancers of all complexions, especially at night. Based on unscientific, unreliable visual observation, I would say that the proportional ethnicity of the dancers roughly corresponds to that of the clientele, not that there's anything wrong with that. Several of the dancers have interestingly diverse heritages, if their verbal autobiographies are accurate---I have not discussed family trees with audience members.

Some dancers have told me they were hired only after performing at a Tuesday night amateur strip contest, which I have never seen, so perhaps audience response plays some role in the hiring process.

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Date: 10/23/2008 10:38am Whois Name: AdmitOne (15)
Delete Subject: Greggy, you're a
speaking contradiction, my friend...by your statement that when you want "variety" you'll go to First King (where ever that is). Doesn't your statement of seeking variety elsewhere imply that 4Play doesn't have variety? Thereby reinforcing my position that 4Play is weak on variety? Go back to grammar school and learn basic logic.

2much4u: you are correct- I haven't been to all the nights, but I was there on a Friday night, which had a lot of girls, which probably was a good sampling of what the club has to offer. Besides, who has the chance to visit there 7 nights a week?

HTFAN: don't know why, but based on what you've stated, you sound like you may work there, like your blond friend who you stated couldn't handle the competition. That doesn't sound good.

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Date: 10/22/2008 11:21pm Whois Name: Greggy (39)
Delete Subject: Discrimination
It sounds to me as if AdmitOne is discriminating against blondes...although blondes seem to be in the minority most nights here.

To each his own. When I get the urge for variety, there is always the option of visiting First King.

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Date: 10/22/2008 8:10pm Whois Name: 2much4u (17)
Delete Subject: Discrimination
I meant to ask "wouldn't IT be wise" to make final judgments AFTER you have sampled all nights for a bit?

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Date: 10/22/2008 9:23am Whois Name: 2much4u (16)
Delete Subject: Discrimination
Not sure if there is discrimination here. It may be true.

But wouldn't be wise to make final judgments AFTER you have sampled all nights for a bit? I mean, how do you make such a adamant conclusion based on one night. As you say, "I haven't been here for a while..."

the last time i was there, there was quite the variety.

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Date: 10/22/2008 8:41am Whois Name: htfan (253)
Delete Subject: Discussion Platform
Please keep to the argument at hand, and avoid ad hominem.

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Date: 10/22/2008 12:56am Whois Name: AdmitOne (14)
Delete Subject: "HTFAN" has bought into....
...the "StepFord Wives" curse, which as we all know didn't fare well for those run by the cloned computer clone things...and that's exactly the "type" of bottle blonds that 4Play has recruited. Come on man. Gimme a frickin break. Take off your rose colored glasses. These girls have submitted to the "westside" vacuum that "htfan" has described, and clearly so has "htfan" that's why the girls make the effort to bleach their hair dry to a pulp blond, and implant themselves with silicone that will eventually make them deathly sick. What the hay??? Does this remind us of some holocast image? Cloning images?

I'm pittying this scribener (HTFAN) because this person doesn't see the rainbow in front that is on this earth that we ALL SHARE. In fact, HTFAN may be the "Al-Aqueda" since all they know is the world around them, and in HTFAN's case, it is the world that HTFAN believes HTFAN is surrounded with ... or maybe HTFAN doesn't know it because HTFAN is an idiot since HTFAN subscribes to it.

All I can do is forgive HTFAN.

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Date: 10/21/2008 8:43pm Whois Name: VP_of_LA (New)
Delete Subject: discrimination?
I must admit that I have noticed that the vast majority of dancers at 4play are blond and white. There are few if any asian, black or hispanic women. When you realize that LA is one of the most ethically diverse if not most diverse city in the world, then you have to question the hiring practices of 4play. Isn't the idea of LA being the land of blond women with big breasts a bad cliché. Look around, there are so many beautiful women from a variety of backgrounds and I think most men appreciate that, especially here in LA. Esctacy down behind the orange curtain is much more diversified as far as dancers are concerned when compared to 4play and it is always packed there. Men appreciate the beauty of all women especially in this day and age. Variety is the spice of life as the saying goes. So 4play lets see the delicate beauty of the asian woman, the sultry beauty of the African-American woman and the spicy beauty of the Hispanic woman. This is LA, let's show the world we have the most beautiful variety of women in the world.

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Date: 10/21/2008 8:39pm Whois Name: htfan (252)
Delete Subject: Discrimination
To be quite honest, I've been there and I don't think there is any discrimnation there. I know a blonde dancer that didn't last long here. She just didn't like it due to the high competition and didn't make much money.

Keep in mind, 4Play has a high standard of dancers. Management won't turn away dancer simply b/c of race. A fine lady is a fine lady. With all the lookers, it's very competitive.

I don't think it discrimination, it's more of a competition for customer $$ that is driving the issue. It's also due to geography: It is west LA. I see nothing but beach blondes on the westside. Thus, I would expect that in the club.

If you don't believe me, go Thursday. There is a variety of girls that day. Latina, Asian, brunette, blonde, etc.

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Date: 10/21/2008 4:30pm Whois Name: AdmitOne (13)
Delete Subject: Racial Discrimination and disappointing visit
Recently checked out this club since i hadn't been in for a while and what i found was a little disconcerting.

The decor is nice and classy as was in the past, and the club still lives up to its high standards in ambience.

However, I noticed that about 80% of the girls were platinum type bottle blonds which I found was disturbing since I basically like all types of girls. There was not a single black girl in the place, no latinas, and 1 asian. So the mix was basically all white. Quite frankly the platinum blond girls were so bland and did nothing in the exotic arena for me. They all looked alike! i couldn't tell if there was a new girl or not on stage at the end of each song!

I asked one of the dancers there why the club didn't recruit a wider variety type of girls. She responded that she felt the club had discriminatory hiring practices. At that point I steemed since much of my professional work involved the protection of civil rights.

Though the club is a private entity, it would not be exempt from any Federal or State constitutional prohibitions against discrimination against the disabled, a person's creed, or certainly as here, the beautiful multi-colored (non-white) girls (13th Amendment of the Federal Constitution). That dancer told me that the club would typically tell those unwelcomed type girls that they simply didn't meet the 4Play standard.

Well, it's my two sense that if there's evidence of discrimination in hiring practices, which clearly can be seen by the one type of girls hired at 4play since my last visit, then the club should be careful in what their current dancers report to customers about the club's discriminatory hiring practices.

I would have dropped more cash if there were more variety beyond the cloned bleached blond look the club currently has. Would not presently recommend this club for the simply reason that every girl you get will look the same.
Club 4 Dancers 1.5 Attitude 1.5 Nasty Factor 0.5

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Date: 10/15/2008 11:59pm Whois Name: icicle (New)
Delete Subject: Tally Stevens?
Hey guys, haven't seen Tally for a while...anybody know if she still works at the club?

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Date: 10/15/2008 5:49pm Whois Name: donnyb (83)
Delete Subject: what?
These girls are not worth the price. I was pissed at the constant harassment. I was at Deja Vu in City of Industry and WOW is all I can say. Maybe I just hit it at a good time on Saturday eve around 9pm but hot girls and MUCH more!!!

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Date: 10/14/2008 6:25pm Whois Name: krunked (9)
Delete Subject: GEORGIA JONES
She stripped here? When was this? I have never seen anybody post about her on here. That woman is Megan Fox hot, I remember watching a video of her with a stripping pole.

How were her dances? Someone needs to chime in on this one asap.

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Date: 10/14/2008 6:12pm Whois Name: kobe88 (100)
Delete Subject: RTRC
RTRC please?

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Date: 10/13/2008 8:29pm Whois Name: onstertaco (10)
Delete Subject: Georgia
Anybody know where Georgia Jones went? Thanks.

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Date: 10/13/2008 7:09am Whois Name: trigger (2)
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Approached by every girl in the place they won't leave you alone for 5 minutes after paying for VIP dances they try and hustle for tips. On the positive side most of them are very good lookers.

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Date: 9/20/2008 3:12am Whois Name: Zak (45)
Delete Subject: Friday Day at 'Play
Interesting...one of the girls did a set from "Cabaret - talent singing + serious dance athletics on stage today during the day shift. Impressive show!

Had to stick to favorites, though - Hayden, fun, all-natural, all-American cheerleader type, purple tiger print outfit, now with longer blonde hair, but sporting the same heart-attack bod and dyno smile. Definitely provided and attitude adjuster prior to hitting the 405 commute!

All in all, not a bad Day at 'Play!
Club 4 Dancers 4

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Date: 9/4/2008 1:28am Whois Name: loft (New)
Delete Subject: Rio
Ive been reading your posts and Im hoping you can help me out. Havent been in town for awhile, probably close to a year but 4 Play was my favorite place to unwind and Rio was my favorite girl to unwind with. Ive been calling but she is never on the schedule and I am just wondering if one of you well traveled souls knows if she has retired or if she has moved to another club, although I cant imagine she would cause she always said 4 Play was the best.

Anyway, any help would be appreciated, thanks in advance

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Date: 9/2/2008 10:44pm Whois Name: minnow (69)
Delete Subject: 812 htfan, Thu. night visit
htfan- If you want to know who is working a particular day/night, I've found the phone recording (575-0660,ext.3) to be pretty accurate. Not useful for planning ahead more than 1 day & speaker talks too fast. I haven't seen an "Anna" in over a year- there is a Japanese "Ayanna"(sp??) that puts on a good stage show.

THURSDAY VISIT- This is 1 of "feature nights" and what a contrast, between 6'ish Sophie, and maybe 5'ish spinner "Penelope" who puts on an awesome stage show that should have been an Olympics feature.

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Date: 9/1/2008 2:14pm Whois Name: Greggy (38)
Delete Subject: Dances
All dances are topless, no nudes.

Downstairs, all dances are $25. In the back room behind the bar there is no minimum. I think there is a three-song minimum in the glassed-in room with couches to the right of the stage.

Upstairs in the VIP area, bed/couch dances are $40 each. I believe there is a five-song minimum at night in the upstairs VIP area.

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Date: 8/31/2008 8:38pm Whois Name: onstertaco (7)
Delete Subject: Dance Types & Prices
Can anyone detail for me the different types of dances and prices at this club? Thanks.

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Date: 8/29/2008 5:10pm Whois Name: Zak (44)
Delete Subject: Strippers with Attitudes, but in a good way!
Just in case anyone was worried about me, I'm okay now.

Checked into 4Play on Friday afternoon -- got my Hayden fix. Just in time!

Yeoww! This girl is definitely packing some heat!

Great dances and stage show. She showed off a pair of outrageous neon yellow 6" platform shoes on stage just to have some fun with the whole stripper thing!

Not a bad way to power into the weekend! : )

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Date: 8/28/2008 3:53pm Whois Name: jess (23)
Delete Subject: hates it?
"I for one am not interested in dances with someone who hates it. IMO, the fun girls are the confident ones, the ones who know how hot they are, who who enjoy flaunting it with guys who really appreciate it.

It's a two-way deal. I'm appreciative, polite and respectful, and they feel free to work their magic. And maybe show some appreciation in return?"

Um we dont HATE it. What we do hate is guys like the one who posted saying he got in trouble for having "too much fun." The only way he could get in trouble is if he is doing extras- sucking tits, grabbing boobs, grabbing crotch, getting a handjob, etc. That is what we hate, tolerating guys who go to the club expecting more than a dance. Now you say you are polite and respectful. If you are i guarantee no security guard is going to call you out on it. This guy got called out, so obviously he wasnt being polite and respectful, he was probably molesting the girl and the girl was probably playing along since she needed the money. Again, we love dancing for you if you are cool and polite, but when you become a grabby asshole like this guy was, its not "fun" for us.

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Date: 8/28/2008 12:06am Whois Name: Zak (43)
Delete Subject: Day Team question
Anyone know if Hayden is working?

Haven't heard her name on the phone list this week.

Starting to suffer withdrawal symptoms...

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Date: 8/20/2008 1:43pm Whois Name: Ellerby (18)
Delete Subject: RE: Hot new girl -- Heather
She wouldn't by chance have shoulder length hair, a dimple on her chin, and natural B/C's?

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Date: 8/17/2008 5:03am Whois Name: mrcarter (New)
Delete Subject: Hot new girl -- Heather
Popped into 4 Play tonight. Already knew that my favorite Bella wasn't working. Definitely found a more than adequate temporary replacement.

Heather is a gorgeous blond with a smoking body. She gave me great dances downstairs so I will definitely have to take her upstairs next week.

Basically Heather is the precise image that comes to mind when you envision what a stripper looks like... She's amazing! Check her out Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, if I heard her correctly.
Club 3.5 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 3

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Date: 8/14/2008 11:09pm Whois Name: Zak (42)
Delete Subject: is Thursday the new Saturday?
Thursday day. Another all-star lineup for the Day Team at 4Play !

I'm starting to think that Thursday day is "the new Saturday" or something.

Lucky me -- Hayden was working ! Had me lol. Blondie looks dyno in blue. Fun, rowdy rock-and-roll stage performance. Great dances upstairs.

Looks like I'll definitely be back ! This is starting to become a habit...

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Date: 8/14/2008 10:52pm Whois Name: Greggy (37)
Delete Subject: Sophie
In addition to working weekends, Sophie (tall, brunette French Canadian) also sometimes makes an appearance on Thursday nights...

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Date: 8/13/2008 1:50pm Whois Name: ZekeR (12)
Delete Subject: Sophie & Adrianna
I often see Sophie on Friday or Saturday night, late; she's still working here.

I've never seen an "Anna" here.

The Adriana I've had dances with is very quiet, but there's a lot going on beneath the surface. I like her. She usually wears a white baby-doll.

Kelly is one of the more positive girls anywhere -- you may have to ask her for a dance, though, as she tends not to make the rounds very often. She sits (but never for very long!) and waits for PLs to approach her. That strategy is not a winner for most, but it works for her.

Although there's never much life on this board, the club has been hopping -- it may be that there are fewer PLs, but there are plenty of girls at the times I'm here.

There are a lot of new faces this summer -- Sabrina, Cadence, Tabitha (who can climb the pole while upside down), Sin, and lots more.

My all star cast from the past:

Juliette, Brooke, Candy

And present:

Ryan, Kimberly, Vanessa, Dallas
Club 3.5 Dancers 4 Attitude 3.5 Nasty Factor 1.5

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Date: 8/12/2008 9:33pm Whois Name: htfan (236)
Delete Subject: Dancer
Do Anna or Sophie still work here? If so, what's their schedule?

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Date: 8/11/2008 6:44pm Whois Name: xr3k (18)
Delete Subject: Dancer
Has anyone had dance from Adriana?
Club 4 Dancers 4 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 1.5

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Date: 8/10/2008 9:43am Whois Name: Zak (41)
Delete Subject: Do we HAVE to get into this again...?
Hey guys, the Jess agro stuff kind of put a damper on the posts for a while (who wants to walk into a buzz saw anyway?), so how 'bout we let this one go (i.e., ignore it) and get back to talking about the fun stuff?

And I'm giving everyone credit for being able to pick up on the "this is actually kind of fun" dancer vibe vs the "I'm bored but tolerating this" dancer vibe.

I for one am not interested in dances with someone who hates it. IMO, the fun girls are the confident ones, the ones who know how hot they are, who who enjoy flaunting it with guys who really appreciate it.

It's a two-way deal. I'm appreciative, polite and respectful, and they feel free to work their magic. And maybe show some appreciation in return?

I'm probably talking gibberish to those guys who are looking for a handjob in a dark room, wish this club was another jack shack, or who expect and demand an enthusiastic reception from their handful of 20's even though they come in shitfaced, forgot to brush their teeth, and smell like the litter box.

My impression, after going to gentlemen's clubs all over the country and around the world, is that 4Play is different. Sure, not all the girls, not all the time. But if you know what you're looking for, it's the place to be!

Okay, after that session of self-motivation, I'm definitely hitting the day shift this week! Please tell me Hayden is working!

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Date: 8/7/2008 12:06am Whois Name: jess (23)
Delete Subject: Fun?
Oh please, the only way you guys could have gotten in trouble is if you were doing something ILLEGAL. having good clean fun wont get you scolded by a security guard. Maybe you THINK she enjoyed you licking her, grabbing her tits, and fingering her, but it isnt FUN for her, as much as she may pretend it is for the money

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Date: 7/30/2008 4:19pm Whois Name: Lapito_Ergo_Cum (224)
Delete Subject: Surfer, 2much
Don't worry about Jess. She just trolls the zboards and insults as many people as she can. Just a bitter dancer who probably has never even worked at 4play.

-LEC

P.S. Although I'm probably one of the people she would accuse of making her bitter

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Date: 7/30/2008 11:54am Whois Name: 2much4u (15)
Delete Subject: WTF
[excuse any duplications. technical difficulties on this site]

Jess, you had to drop the harasment bomb, eh?

There is something very strange about a lap dancer who grinds and then comes to this board and accuse sexual harassment. If you are being harassed, YOU need to handle it and get with your management. Please don't come to this board and yell fire. Every guy here knows that YOU are in control and can have them bounced on their ass if they step out of line. They deserve it.

If your name is truly Jess, I will look to stay away from you. Can't afford to be accused of harrassment at every twist and turn. Otherwise, the girls I have fun with are incredible and have my utmost respect.

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Date: 7/29/2008 3:23pm Whois Name: Zak (40)
Delete Subject: Ouch!
Jee-sus Jess!

We're all trying to stay out of the frag pattern on that last post!

You definitely pulled the pin. Ka-boom! Yeoww!

We all know (I hope) that 4Play is a unique club. The girls are, for the most part, amazing. Definitely not your run-of-the-mill LA jack shack. But it IS fun. A lot of fun.

IMO, having rules is the reason it works. I certainly hope old Surferdude's idea of being caught "having some fun" wasn't a blowjob, a handjob, and/or a
rimjob !!!! Stupid me, I figured he was just pouting...

I will say that your posting is defintely a keeper - one for the scrapbook!

And, I would like to go on record that NONE of the memorable experiences I have posted about any 4Play dancer include ANY of the activities you mentioned!!!

Please, don't shoot!