Wild Goose Submitted Reviews The following submitted reader reviews are opinions expressed by the reader, and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this website or Z Bone. Furthermore, Z Bone reserves the right to redact or delete any submitted reviews at any time. [Submit Review] [All Club Detail] Date: 11/19/2008 10:13am Name: spidey4 (30) Subject: brazilian girls... i love all the brazilian girls they all are nice and hot wish i could take them all home.. side note i cant stand the girl that says give me a dollar for a hug and a kiss.. shes such a buzz kill Date: 11/14/2008 11:52am Name: Wheels_2 (920) Subject: Melanie If I remember corectly... she's there on Friday nights...but things may have changed some what in the six months that I've been absent from the club. If it's ment to be....then we shall lap. That's the way one has to look at things...and since she dose resemble my girlfriend sort of...maby this is why I've been feeling compeld to try her out! Date: 11/13/2008 2:57am Name: Rail_Monkey (48) Subject: "Ain't No Sunshine UNTIL She's Gone" "A high percentage of the girls were sexy and only one old dancer trailed me all over the place." Heh, daddy_lows... I'd bet dollars to donuts that it was Sunshine casting her shadow over you. Date: 11/11/2008 2:26am Name: daddy_lows (New) Subject: Weekend at Wild Goose I had a blast at the Wild Goose on Friday night Nov 7 and the following Saturday night. A high percentage of the girls were sexy and only one old dancer trailed me all over the place. The pitchers were $11 until after 11pm so a friend and I had 5 between us. Dos Equis, I believe. Had good dances from Rosalie (tall brunette girl with some Central American blood - I think it was El Salvador and two other nations) and had very good dances with that short cutie pie Renee (half-white half-Laotian chick). I was upset that there were no dance specials called out though I suspect that is not the norm. $20 a dance gets pricey especially when the hot girl on you is getting heavy and the next song cues up. We sat at the booths on the left side of the stage where the girls enter and leave. The dances there are pretty good although all girls claimed that they preferred the couch area. Not sure why as it seemed you get more privacy near the stage. The young waitress (looks hispanic, said she was 22 y/o) was nice enough. I'd come back more often if dance specials were offered though. I tried getting a number and succeeded. Not telling who, but she was hot. Stay safe. Peace Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 10/31/2008 10:15pm Name: PryingEyes (2) Subject: Halloween ended at 6pm Fortunately, I got off work a bit early and headed into the Goose for a drink or two and a maybe a dance or three... or five. I got there at 5:30 and was surprised to hear from the staff that the place was going to close at 6pm, but I took it in stride and got a beer and a shot and took in the ambiance of the place. With less than a half hour to go, it was really lively with most of the girls still in costumes which was just what I was wanted to see. I still can't believe they close the place so early! I barely had time to admire Asia's cowgirl look with the leather chaps, and even less time to allow one of the various cats prowling the room to rub up against my leg... although one did get very close to pouncing me (If the cat's reading: We'll see about making each other purr some time soon). Other highlights included a girl decked out as a pirate, a girl in a sports jersey (with some nice chest pads), and the customary school girl who's costume seems to be used year round. Anyway, just as that slinky little brown cat was making her move on me, I did a double take when Flower walked by in a Minnie Mouse outfit so skimpy it'd turn Mickey's voice down three octaves. I've seen her before but she was looking better than ever, and with 15 minutes to go it didn't taking much convincing for me to let her lead me to the infamous benches for a few dances. Flower might appear a bit shy when you first talk to her, but once she's in your lap that'll be a distant memory. She'll press up against you tighter than the straps of her bra, but she's just as comfortable moving back and giving you the best view of everything while staring right into you. Personally, I couldn't decide what style I preferred so she just kept giving me both. I was so impressed that I asked her what she'd want me to say if I wrote a review about her. She smirked and said she'd want everyone to know she was a "nasty bitch"... but as you can see, there was nothing bitchy about our time together. The word "nasty" wouldn't do the dances any justice either, but something like "tailor made" or "addictive" just might. Sadly, Halloween was over just after 6 with Yoko shaking her cute little butt as if to say goodbye and thanks for a half hour of generous spending (You're welcome). Nevertheless, I was there long enough to learn strip clubs are far more fun than bars on Halloween. You find the two together at a place like the Goose and you'll be in for a good dose of tricks and treats. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 10/23/2008 3:39pm Name: DJSacto (5) Subject: Goose Pinched I did first stop by WG to kill time and have a couple of beers before heading off to the Jet (no alcohol!). I've never had bikini dances before, and didn't intend to, but some of these Goose girls are irresistible. I'm telling you, some give an awfully good grind. Yes, good point about dances out in the open, but after a few beers your inhibitions disappear. One option is the big booth with padded benches on each side for dances. If you sit at the end near the wall, it provides a little more privacy. Jet was hit or miss, and mostly a miss for me. You waste too much time waiting (hoping) for a hot girl to show up, and then when you get one, she turns into a cold fish in the VIP dance room. Actually, I did find one or two good dancers, but that was over a period of several visits. WG cover is only $5 with no cover before 7 p.m. Date: 10/22/2008 11:31pm Name: Rail_Monkey (47) Subject: Thumper MUST Be Kidding... "If you really need a drink in a semi classy place, try Fantasy Island" Thumper: You have 156 posts and VIP status on Z Bone. Why are you writing delusional crap about dives like Fantasy Island? Date: 10/22/2008 9:31pm Name: Thumper (156) Subject: Wild Goose is not where you can get your Goose pinched Come on guys, get real. This place is ok to wait out a traffic jam and drink a beer, that's it. First, they should not charge you to get in, second, the laps are out in the open on a chair. Everyone sees everything. The best part is the one bartender is really is funny, and sarcastic as many stand up comics. She will also start showing you photos of her dog and all. But the girls, I don't know, ok, but the place is basically a dirty beer hall. The whole point of a place with lap dances is the lap dance. Go to Jet, or be adventuresome and KH8. If you really need a drink in a semi classy place, try Fantasy Island, that has a whole different vibe, but I kind of like it. Date: 10/19/2008 5:55am Name: KuriousGorge (New) Subject: AHHHHHHHH! real breast!!! So I was in town last week for a little buisness when I asked a taxi driver to take me somewhere fun! I really should have tipped him better because this place is awesome! The wings were great the drinks reasonable! but the selection of dancers was perfect! Now being a world traveler I tend to go to alot of places like this, what makes the goose so appealing is the comfortable atmosphere! Now sure places like vegas have the barbie dolls and porn stars, which is great if you like that kinda thing but the girls here are beautifull and down to earth! So heres my sappy ass sonnet! ;) I am sitting there with a full stomach and this angel with the wickedest sense of humor sits down and has me in total stitches! Now theres a difference between a hot girl and one who has the looks and the personality to back it up! I am speaking of Tayo or Tao however she spells it! Shes funny as hell not pushy and hot as a sidewalk in summer! I can honestly say in my half a century of life I have never seen a better rack on a woman EVER! And they're natural (all hail a lost breed!) The thing about her dances that made the cake was the fact that she locks eyes on you and mesmerizes the hell out of a man!( I almost felt like she was into me lololol) very erotic dance and you can rest assured that your money isn't being wasted on a girl with no soul or ambition!If you haven't had a dance with her your missing out!She wont give a discount unless you get multiples which is a big downer but worth it try asking her for 2 for 30! I sent a couple associates in to check her out and they were just as dumbfounded as I was! also the girls there really like her which I don't know if its a crock but u ussually don't see girls being friendly in this enviorment! But if a girl can gain the respect of half a club full of crazy females she has my vote!! Can't wait to get back from south america to see her again! Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 10/18/2008 10:50pm Name: DJSacto (2) Subject: First time at this club This was the backup club on my list on a recent trip, and I ended up going here all three nights I was in town. The dancers here seemed super friendly, with a greater number of hot girls than the nude clubs in the area that I visited. While all private dances here are "bikini" style and performed in the open, I was surprised at the high quality grind and contact the girls give, compared to topless dances I've had (at clubs that enforce the no customer initiated touching rule). Tough at first to get used to getting hard grind dances out in the open, but after a few beers, I was fine. Felt like I was in Latina heaven, though there were several non-Latina performers as well. Some favorites: Nameless Brazilian (don't want to get her fired): Average girl-next-door face, but an uninhibited attitude. Come-on line: "I hope you're circumcised. I love sucking guys with..." It's just a line, but she sells it so well. Does dances in the "dirty corner" beside the stage because the floater doesn't check that area. So you may get a quick peek or two, and maybe something more. Watch out for her toe nails when she slides her foot up your shorts and makes a grab for it, and she can grab hard! Arely: Sweetheart of a girl with an angel face and supple body. Very affectionate. Particularly hot in her red teddy. Super soft skin (how would I know with the no touch rule?). Perfect round ass, must be felt to be believed. Okay, no touching during the dance, but afterward when you get a hug and your hands happen to be down there... Lisette: Watch her stage dance, Shakira has nothing on her. Rosalie: Tall brunette, long lean legs, big cute smile. Josie: Hottie from the Valley. Just don't talk politics with her. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 10/16/2008 1:44am Name: Blueness (85) Subject: Saber Sightings? Rumor has it that Saber was returning to The Goose this week after an extended absence. Any sightings of our fine feline friend? Date: 9/19/2008 7:31pm Name: lopaw (163) Subject: Re: killer meat "The food isn't too bad, but no way in hell would I dare to eat a steak that costs $4.99." LOL - the Thursday lunch special is a tri-tip lunchplate (with all the fixins), and it's not half bad - my coworkers & I used to head down for "Tri-Tip Thursdays" when we could sneak away for a cheap,satisfying lunch....with our favorite dancers as dessert, of course. Remember....whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Date: 9/19/2008 5:59pm Name: Rail_Monkey (43) Subject: Admission Fee Duffy: Free before 7pm & $5 after... Date: 9/19/2008 5:47pm Name: Duffy1 (New) Subject: admission what is the admission fee here Date: 9/12/2008 1:25pm Name: stevetaylor (44) Subject: Wild Time at the Goose Well, I just found this club and I really like it. It's all Blue Color, 70's deco, greasy food and cheap beer. It's a topless bar. The girls range in ethnicity, size and age from A to Z. Whatever your turn-on is you'll find in here somewhere. I go for Candace, who has to be over 50, but still has a killer body and bodacious tits. I'm not sure how much a lap dance is, $10 or $20? I read on hear it was 10 but I've been paying $20. The laps are low milage, but they will rub against you in all ways. I got a great treat when two lesbians came in, one with gigantic black tits and no bra. She got a lap dance at the same time as I did, and what a show. Free girl-girl action for the man in the right place at the right time. The food isn't too bad, but no way in hell would I dare to eat a steak that costs $4.99. See ya at the Goose. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 9/11/2008 8:52am Name: jamesinthahouse (134) Subject: hey rail monkey. Is sara from the Century still here? She is at LEAST 55 years old. Had more face lifts than Joan Rivers. Keep away from her, trouble follows her everywhere. She got my buddy Jean fired from his managers job at Century.Fucked him,then called his wife and ratted him out. You all know the rest of that story. Date: 9/10/2008 12:41pm Name: kj06 (5) Subject: was wondering how the day shift at this place is, cuz ive never been. any suggestions as well would be cool. thanks Date: 9/9/2008 1:46am Name: Rail_Monkey (39) Subject: Re: Anyone know??? "What happened to the good ol' days @ the goose?" davon13, I've been coming to The Goose on and off for 22 years, and I'm grateful for those dancers who've moved on gracefully. If I recall correctly, Cha Cha is still around and still fine as hell (IMO). On the other hand, it's tough watching Sunshine grind 'em out these days, and I can remember Sara from 16 years ago, when she worked at the nearby Century Lounge. Variety truly is the spice of life at The Goose, at least for me. I'm guessing that girls like Brooklyn, Olivia, Chanel, Felicity, Monique and Bonnie aged out, burned out or grew out of their Goose gigs. Mind you, club girls often do age like fine wine while maintaining positive attitudes. However, nostalgia will often increase your sense of disappointment when you finally catch up to some of them. Good luck with your search for Brooklyn, and I hope that if/when you find her, she's as lovely today as she was when you hung out with her... Peace! Date: 9/8/2008 10:15pm Name: davon13 (New) Subject: Anyone know??? What happened to the good ol' days @ the goose? I'm talking about the days of Brooklyn, Cha Cha, Olivia, Chanel, Felicity, Monique and Bonnie?!!!! It's been awhile. at least 3-4 years but if ANYONE knows if and where they are working-especially miss brooklyn- please PLEASE reply! Wheels? Darth? Lopaw?? Someones gotta have something.....Thank you! DV Date: 8/31/2008 11:38pm Name: safir (30) Subject: The blue collar Plan B The Goose has always struck me as kind of a blue collar Plan B, and that is not meant as an insult by any means. You can get a filling dinner and a pint of beer for $20, including cover charge and tip, and then get as much of a lap dance as is available at the B for half the price, as well. I stopped by on Thursday night for dinner and a beer, and was convinced by bikini-clad Kim, a veteran Asian dancer, that I wanted a dance to snap me out of my after work funk. I agreed to a couple, and was sufficiently motivated that I decided to hit a singles place or two. When I told Kim of my plan, she said, "Are you going to go home and masturbate now?" I was laughing all the way to Marina del Rey. If this is your style, I recommend. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 8/30/2008 1:19pm Name: Rail_Monkey (38) Subject: Karma Karma text messaged me a couple of weeks ago that she now works at this nude club near Knott's Berry Farm: T.J.'s Theater 10350 Beach Blvd., Stanton (714) 995-1534 Sun - Sat: 11am - 2am Date: 8/25/2008 9:43pm Name: TON (4) Subject: KHARMA ANY ONE KNOW IF KHARMA IS STILL WORKING HERE? Date: 8/17/2008 12:48pm Name: lopaw (160) Subject: re:areli IvanDrago, I saw Areli last nite (Sat.). She came in around 8:30pm or so. I was told that she came in on Friday nite too. I wanted to ask her last nite what her schedule was, but I didn't get a chance to talk to her. Since Fritz closed in Bellflower,and Areli worked there, she might be spending more time at the Goose these days. Looks like your best bet to catch her is on a weekend nite. Date: 8/14/2008 4:05pm Name: IvanDrago2008 (72) Subject: Areli Hey guys and gals(lopaw) does anybody know if Areli still works here. I haven't been here in a while. Does anybody know if she works at any other club as well? For those of you that do not know who she is here is a description. She is about 5ft1-5ft4 inches Really big tits with a rose tatoo on here chest. Small waist and toned body and realy nice bubble butt. Light skinned she is latina/ white. I think i she may be from spain. She use to work at DVNH under Tiffany. Anyways if anyone has info on her I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks. Hopefully you can come through with some info Lopaw or anyone else. Thanks happy lapping. Date: 8/1/2008 11:49pm Name: nonety123 (22) Subject: RE: Precious Rail_Monkey thanks for the update. Is this Precious latin/argentinian with fair-skin, long dark curly-ish hair, small breasts, very nice hips and ass, tattoo on her back shoulder that reads "Precious", and wears black-rimmed glasses as a stage prop? Do you know her schedule there? Date: 7/8/2008 5:05pm Name: ElPresidente (19) Subject: Darth Beware Darth Beware, FYI, You must have caught her on a well medicated night. She can be a very pleasant very fun girl. She is everything you've said. I like CJ, don't get me wrong. We've always gotten along. She has snapped at me before and a lot of others. Tread lightly. Have fun. Date: 7/8/2008 1:56am Name: Rail_Monkey (36) Subject: Re: Precious FYI: Don't know if it's your girl but there's a "Precious" currently dancing at KH8 in Hawthorne... Date: 7/7/2008 7:46pm Name: Wheels_2 (911) Subject: C.J. Came across her again for the second time on the day Candace gave me a dance none too long ago. I first met the sexy...creamy chocolat sista a year back arond this time...and I did consider trying her out...but Lana the lovely Latina...caught my eye first! Oh...well! Date: 6/13/2008 9:03am Name: DarthRaider666 (713) Subject: C.J. I wanted to give some love to a fine black woman at the Goose named C.J. who I saw last Thursday. Now, I'd seen C.J. before last Thursday and had been tempted, but I never danced with her because she had all of the signs of a girl that gives lame dances, namely.... 1. She is very beautiful in my opinion. 2. She kinda has a "I deserve more" look on her face. 3. She's stacked. 4. She dresses very well. 5. She's black. (For some reason, black women at the Goose tend to give me, a black guy, lame dances. I can't explain it, to only seems to happen at the Goose.) I was very pleasantly surprised though with C.J. She gave me lots of good eye contact which made me feel like she really cared, but also reminded me why I wanted those dances in the first place by smothering me with those soft boobs (which smell like chocolate cocoa butter) and providing lots of hard grinding with her ass (made this old man of 41 wish for his younger days). I was definitely looking for round two later on with C.J. before Lana and others hijacked me for the rest of the night. So ends my testimonial for the mighty C.J. Date: 6/12/2008 9:15pm Name: nonety123 (1) Subject: Precious anyone know where Precious is now? she worked here for awhile after working at the Jet. Date: 6/9/2008 6:04pm Name: Benn (1810) Subject: Real When Goose dances were ten bucks, a Candace dance was a great value. Probably the best kept secret on this board. I met her many years ago at another club. Very nice person. Date: 6/9/2008 5:55pm Name: bigphil (77) Subject: Candace If its the one I knew from the Front View Cabaret, she was a Playboy centerfold. She is an exceptional woman. Perfect example of age is just a number. Date: 6/9/2008 2:34pm Name: Wheels_2 (910) Subject: Last Monday With Candace Dispite the fact she's practialy old enough to be my mother...lapping with her was a fun expirence...I gladly admit. The dance she gave me was far better than the one the much younger & sexyer looking Bianca gave me last month arond that time! Date: 5/31/2008 12:13am Name: PryingEyes (1) Subject: Paula/Poula Hey there, everyone, it's been a while. I headed into the Goose this Friday and once again I was pleased to see such a busy house. The girls let me finish my drink before the propositions began, and it's probably for the best because it was quite a batch to choose from. The tall and lovely Sienna was the first to visit and it wasn't until later I took her up on the offer... she's quite a piece and I would've been more than happy to take a few more bites, but I had someone else in mind. The last time I was there, I met Paula (It's pronounced "Poula", cabron.) but I didn't have a chance to get a dance from her. She's trimmed down a bit but she's still got some very luscious natural curves. Truth be told, she looked better than ever that night. I've seen a lot of names pop up on this review but never hers so I thought I'd break the trend and post. Personally, I think some regulars are trying to keep her a secret, and I actually had to pry her away from one to get some dances, but she was well worth the wait. Simply put, she's a feast for the senses. It's not often I take five dances in a night, much less from the same girl... but she kept things interesting and took direction well, though I didn't have to say much since she's got a sixth sense about what you want. She's been a mainstay at the Goose for about 4 years now and really seems to enjoy herself both on stage and off. The other girls seem to like her too, and that's a rarity in the cut-throat world of lap dancing. Just ask Sunshine, who I had to turn away THREE &%!&%*%$ TIMES! By far my favorite night at the Goose after several infrequent vists that just might get a little more frequent. Many thanks to the staff for doing what you do. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 5/16/2008 12:59am Name: Zoid (1) Subject: Looking for Sierra Hey, does anybody know the whereabouts of a dancer named Sierra? She worked at the WG a couple of years ago, then was at the Jet, but is not there anymore either. Long dark curly hair, very friendly and a lot of fun. Anybody know where she is now? Thanx... Date: 5/3/2008 12:16pm Name: TON (3) Subject: KARMA She is one of the best... Date: 4/20/2008 8:11pm Name: Truthful (25) Subject: Where is Saber? Any Saber sightings at The Goose recently? It seems like I haven't lapped with her in a month of Sundays. Well, maybe not THAT long but it's been a little while. Date: 4/9/2008 1:58pm Name: Wheels_2 (908) Subject: "Red Bull ? Where's The Alcohol At "? That question was asked of me by Kim on the night we laped. Part of the reason I don't drink much in the public if ever at all anyway...is because I'm on alot of medication of one kind or another...and secondly...Why would I be in a strip somewhere dry humpinig with a dancer If I truely was a hardcore drinker? That verry same question was posed to me awhile back at AS by some dude strangely enought! Date: 4/3/2008 2:09am Name: Blueness (84) Subject: Cocoa Puffs God bless Mother Nature! Karma's boobs are like big, tasty Cocoa Puffs. I could have 'em for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Her lap dances are sweet and make it very clear that she's working with 100% Real McCoys...Plus, those thighs don't lie and Karma's onion makes me damn near cry. Yeah, I'm S-P-R-U-N-G... Date: 3/28/2008 2:40am Name: Blueness (83) Subject: Good Karma Sapphire recently introduced me to a new dancer at TWG, a smooth-skinned, caramel-colored beauty named "Karma." At 5-ft 1-in tall, Karma's certainly something of a petite package. However, the lady is packing a lovely pair of 100% natural melons that defy description. I've also found her to be low-key, personable and a limber, sensuous lapper. Yes, indeed, "good Karma" can be found at TWG lately... Date: 3/17/2008 7:50pm Name: ElPresidente (10) Subject: Yoko I finally made it back into the Goose last Thursday night after a long time away. Too long I may add. I had my eye on this Asian beauty Yoko. I would have like to have spent some time with her but she was hanging with some guy all night. There was also another good looking Asian girl there. Can anyone tell more about these two. I used to lean toward the Latinas but these two were F. I. N. E. I'm going to have to get back to the area soon. Date: 3/17/2008 2:03pm Name: Wheels_2 (905) Subject: Dance Dirty The tittle of this poste is in NO way...shape or fourm ment to mortify Kim or the club....but after getting a dance from her Friday night...I can't help but think of that old song by the legendary Hardcore Punkers...Gang Green! Her mileage is perhaps about as good as it can get up there. And I also had a session with the sexy sista...Sapphire that was tame by comparison....but both girls did a good job pleasing me...Kim especialy! Date: 3/14/2008 2:21pm Name: Wheels_2 (904) Subject: May As Well Stop By Tonight Kim should be there hpoefuly along with Syanna & Saphire...or maybe I'll bump into Bianca? In either case... I plan on having a good time as always up there thus far! Date: 3/9/2008 3:19pm Name: Wheels_2 (899) Subject: Candace: An Older Woman Fantasy For Some I've been aproached by her at least twice for a dance in the past...and she comes a cross as verry sweet and personable...so I may go ahead and submti to her the nex time we cross paths...and should I not bump into Kim first! Her best day's as a dancer in terms of her were back in the 70's & 80's most likely...but so what? Date: 3/8/2008 4:08pm Name: lopaw (148) Subject: re: Areli IvanDrago2008, I've been seeing Areli here on Friday nights after 9pm - AAMOF I saw her coming in last night (Friday) around 9pm as I was leaving. Didn't get a chance to talk to her, tho. Friday nights are definitely your best bet to find her here. < Date: 3/7/2008 3:16pm Name: Wheels_2 (897) Subject: The Asian Beauty Known As Kim As I stated in my story that can be found under the "Anything Gose" section of the bulliten board...I've always had a bit of a thing for Asian Women as well as Latinas. With that said...I hope to see her during my next visit to the club after the start of Daylight Saving's Time!