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Date: 11/20/2008 3:37pm Whois Name: iamretard (375)
Delete Subject: RE: burnt out ?
Perhaps turned into weed and turned to weed both apply.

I always say it's a plus if a dancer has both natural good looks and a pleasant personality. If she lacks one she better damn well have the other. Otherwise, not even a retard will get a dance.

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Date: 11/20/2008 2:53pm Whois Name: Crazyone (703)
Delete Subject: burnt out ?
UCop, if you need to make some extra money, I can hire you for some clean up work and some of y neighbors would hire you too. We were lucky, but there is alot of ash in the pools, patio furniture and windows need to be cleaned, rain gutters cleared, lots of muck for a smuck kids to do. $10 an hour.

But the reason for this post is to welcome back Sunny [aka SunnyBunny] according to the roll call. Remember her ? She'd raise her nose at main room $10 dance request. She went to work at Esctasy and got fired but it had nothing to do with guys complaining of LM $50 dance with tip requests. Then she went to Tropical Lei, a club that is Vhm and Uhm twin of Hawaii [same owner]. But soon guys were complaining of her dances and tagging her a rob ? No it can't be right can it ? In her own defense she posted.

Date: 11/10/2008 7:45am Name: sunnybunny (7)
Subject: hi there guys
i will b wkn monday and tuesday dayshift this wk, never 'robbed any1' i thought by the way the customer walked away without askin 4 change meant he didnt care for the change, from my 7 yrs of dancing i have learned that most would ask 4 there change if it were that important, i aim to please always, so my vips r better then floor dances.......i got fired from e for reasons unknown to me.....but i didnt wk there for 4 yrs and have built a lrg customer base if i was robbing customers silly men, btw, that jon guy...no1 at e will even dance with him because hes so rude and cheap, guess thats why hes at tl...lol xoxoxo sunny

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Mark her words, especially "so my vips r better then floor dances"

and after getting a vip the stock market is going up 1,500 next week too ! If it doesn't, that is okay, at least it was only a $60 vip.

Hey Dirtyman maybe you want to see if your bad luck ends with her ! Negative x Negative might be a positive for you.

Hmmm, I'm curious if she was mentored by XXXitdancer on how to manage affluent men unlike that cheap ass Jon at 'E'. HAHAHAHAHA.

BTW, XXXitdancer where is Shelley !? I don't think her and Sunny got along.

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If Amigo Iamretard hadn't run far enough away from ITA he sure will be running like Forest Gump now that a once potential ATF is back at IT. We failed at converted a flower gone weed back into a flower.

Maybe Spooky can do it ! Hahahaha

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Date: 11/20/2008 12:41pm Whois Name: VCG-IS (154)
Delete Subject: ROLLCALL FOR THURSDAY DAYSHIFT
CASSIDY
ALICE
DESIRE
ROXY
YUKI
ISIS
CARAMEL
NUBIA
SUNNY(FROM 4 YEARS AGO)
LUSCIOUS

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Date: 11/20/2008 10:30am Whois Name: dirtyman (7)
Delete Subject: Undercover_Cop
Overcounted !Yes UC I have by the best.Looked in the eye and lied to, laughed at behind my back , and just robbed like a fool and his money.
Everyone has .Its posted all over the net, on every strip club review board.And yes I guess I have a bit of resentment for being such a sucker to actually trust what a dancer would say to me, in the past.Dancers I trusted.And liked.
My fault,my fault, its just part of the way they do buisness.
I learned the hard way you can say, no pun intended...lol
Regulars get fucked with out a kiss...... everyday.

Strip clubs are a dog eat dog world!
Just always know that.

the ultimate strip club reviews examples:

Reviewed By: sjhughes

Overall Rating: 5.00 Club Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 5
Value Rating: 5 Review Date: March 25, 2008
Day of Visit: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Usually this is a great place but lately things have changed. On the plus side all the girls were 7 and above and friendly although there are less of them now. On the minus the VIP prices have changed from 5/$50 to 3/$60, that would explain why it was so slow. That would have been tolerable and worth it but the bouncer in the VIP overcounted the dances even though the dancer and I said differently. So much for the customer is always right. I won't be back for awhile

Reviewed By: jakecruz69

Overall Rating: 5.00 Club Rating: 5
Dancer Rating: 5
Value Rating: 5 Review Date: February 24, 2008
Day of Visit: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
It's been a while since I last visited, but this place has changed from what I remember. Although the girls are still very hot and there are a lot of them, the place has become full of robs. The overcounting of dances in the VIP room is just ridiculous. Dances are $50 for 5 dances, and $10 for each additional dance after, but either the girls can't count or they're just plain ripping you off. I hear that the bouncers keeping track of the dances are the ones that are actually ripping you off, but either way, it's a bad image for the club. Not sure I would continue going here if this keeps up. Also, the VIP room has changed and I hear rumors of cameras placed over each VIP seat. Definitely a no-no for me and I may find other places to spend my money in southern California.

Your right UC I am done with this club.
good luck on your mongers...
dm

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Date: 11/20/2008 12:36am Whois Name: Undercover_Cop (233)
Delete Subject: dirtyman
For someone that scores HM you sure do get overcounted alot. You've more than paid your dues but are sending mixed messages ! You have to factor in all the club ROB costs it takes to score with the better ones.

Any Monger or one day to be Monger (me) would tell you two of your listed strippers have been known to overcount and are very YMMV. The dude has to be a regular and spend way more.

Brett is going to end up spending $300 for 12 dances and get overcounted for three more and only every 4th dance will have been GM.

Come on ! don't set up the new guys to get taken.


Brett, are we helping by narrowing down your club choices or introducing you to a different fun zone world ! LOL

Damn you Mongers ! you are corrupting me into all this. LOL

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Date: 11/19/2008 11:43pm Whois Name: dirtyman (5)
Delete Subject: over counting/under counting
under counting , how ever they do it , it is a constant.
yeah I am beating a dead horse, but it is so blatant.
I counted 8 total, she said that was 13 total, but went to double check, comes back , oh it was only 11 total.
so I said no , 3 plus 5 = 8
wtf? never ends.
Also how I realized how certain dancers overcounted is getting dances from dancers that dont.
Hey I just spent the same amount of time with her as I would with a ROB and spent less money.kinda wierd!
how did that happen? did earth rotate backwards?

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Date: 11/19/2008 10:43pm Whois Name: stripman22 (4)
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Brett,
The questin is which one would you like the most mileage from? Than i can give you a better idea as to how to get that mileage. Make your pick my friend

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Date: 11/19/2008 7:09pm Whois Name: Undercover_Cop (230)
Delete Subject: Mileage at a price
Good luck to you Brett. Docego knows which one is A#1 but a PL use to have a chance much better than 33%.

Some of HM girls put out some topless feeding and get some play below the navel area. They won't do it often with strangers and their regular PL's don't give them reviews.

It's a YMMV thing because the girls tend to save their best for guys they sort of know are willing to spend a Franklin or two on them. Maybe sometimes they spend a little less but it averages out to be a alot.

When I first started going to the club a few years ago I was in college and couldn't spend too much. I'd read the reviews for hints and learned to read the stripper's "tells" for HM clues. Maybe it will work for you.

I looked for the strippers that seemed happy to greet old PLs on viagra (no offense old Bro's !) and take them into the vip room and keep them back there for 30 minutes or more. Then if the PL leaves the club asap after the vip she maybe got the dude to bust his nuts by having been HM. Now with the $20 dance prices maybe it's a rushed 15 minute which is for 7 dances.

Back in the good old days there was a couple of strippers that had a same M.O. of doing promo VHM. They could get away with it because they paid off the bouncers. The girls would get on their knees and slide their hand up the shorts or unzip to get at big Willy and they'd do some slow licks on the head to get it going then switch to a HJ.

Sometimes they couldn't do it because there was just too much traffic in the vip room and had to keep it stealth HM. I learned that is why HM Mongers would go early on the nightshift to the club.

ITA Mongers have invested $1,000's on their HM ATF(s) and have known them for years and won't share intel ! They've written reports of having been a club customer for several years and spending hundreds per week but because of the price increase they are going to other clubs that offer more guaranteed private room mileage.

Mongers from ITA were never getting mileage....they were buying it !!!

I doubt if an ITA Monger now can be a real Monger unless he spends a minimum of 15 minutes in the vip room and that is going to cost $140. More HM strippers have left than have stayed.

P.S. to guys burned out on VIPs

I got an e-mail from a Monger based on him seeing my last post. For guys that like Asian chicks he recommends PrincessHoney (she joins in for a shower) located near the Tustin Market area. Asian Rayne located in Cerritos. They are low volume self employeed (not a AMP) and work from their homes with upscale fantasy room styled bedrooms. Look them up. Rumor has it one is related to someone from ITA. #300hr, VHM start, UHM end.


http://www.wantsomehoney.net/


http://www.asianlemon.com/


I'm sure some other ITA Mongers can vouch those chicks are legit. Share the intel bro's !

Once booking a private it will forever make getting an ITA vip room seem very lame.

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Date: 11/19/2008 7:06pm Whois Name: ironman73078 (6)
Delete Subject: Roll Call?
Roll Call for tonight, please!

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Date: 11/19/2008 5:56pm Whois Name: docego (75)
Delete Subject: Which One ?
Dirty beat me to it....spend a little money. you've got at worse a 33% chance of picking the right one.

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Date: 11/19/2008 5:09pm Whois Name: dirtyman (4)
Delete Subject: RE: Which ones?
bret go spend some money...

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Date: 11/19/2008 4:16pm Whois Name: Long_Timer (27)
Delete Subject: Piper
does anyone know pipers schedule. The manager always say she is there, but she isn't. i drive a long way.

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Date: 11/19/2008 3:46pm Whois Name: VCG-IS (153)
Delete Subject: ROLLCALL FOR WEDNESDAY DAYSHIFT(UPDATED)
CASSIDY
GEMINI
REBECCA
ALICE
DESIRE
YUKI
MERCEDES
MYLONI
ASHLYN
CHRISTINE
NUBIA
GINGER
KRISTEN
SUGAR

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Date: 11/19/2008 2:30pm Whois Name: brett (4)
Delete Subject: Which ones?
which ones and as many details as possible would be helpful.

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Date: 11/19/2008 2:19pm Whois Name: docego (74)
Delete Subject: brett
yes

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Date: 11/19/2008 2:07pm Whois Name: brett (3)
Delete Subject: mileage
any of these ever go to very high or full mileage with you before

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Date: 11/19/2008 2:02pm Whois Name: dirtyman (3)
Delete Subject: bret, mileage?
if your asking for mileage , it is as always YMWV.
and as PL's in the past would say , do your own research.
but IMHO
1.astasia = HM
2.sterling=OK mileage to some HM .
3.kaylani=LM and again OK mileage and some HM

now this is just my own experience, YMMV.
this is the chart I go with about mileage.
good luck.
dm

Subject: Definition of Mileage
Everyone always asks, "What is high mileage?" A lot of times on this board, a guy will talk about a high-mileage dancer, and some guy will say, "You must be kidding! She's as low mileage as it gets!!!"

Here are my proposed objective definitions for mileage:

No mileage = Air dance. No contact at all. Can still be pleasant with a girl with a good attitude, good looks and a sexy, playful persona. Sort of like playing doctor with the cute girl next door.

Low mileage = Minimal contact. Not enough to give you a woody, and certainly not enough to make you splooge. Can be very pleasant with a girl with a good attitude, good looks and a sexy, playful persona.... sort of like a high school tease, or a little dry hump in the hall after science class.

Okay mileage = Good contact, definitely enough to give you a woody, perhaps enough to make you splooge if you close your eyes, use your imagination and get enough dances. Sort of like sex in college with a girl who is trying to be good.

High mileage = Great contact, great grind, you're sportin' wood practically before the song starts. Making you splooge is the obvious intent of the dancer. You'll be lucky if you can last three songs. Sort of like sex in your second year of marriage if you wed the right girl.

Very high mileage = Willy is freed. There is skin-to-skin contact of some sort or another in your genital arena (misspelling intentional ). If LE walks in now, you're probably going to have to register as an SO. Sort of like sex in your fifth year of marriage... with someone other than your wife.

Full mileage = The Deed. Beyond mileage. 'Nuff said. Sort of like sex in a porno flick... You will feel dirty afterwards.

Notice there is nothing here about being able to touch the dancer. That's because it doesn't matter. Just because some skank lets you grab her boobies or finger her love box doesn't mean that you are getting mileage... she is! Stop being such an Alda and tell the beotch to serve your needs, you wimp... Just kidding.

Sax "On Blocks" beat

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Date: 11/19/2008 1:01pm Whois Name: brett (2)
Delete Subject: re:sterling,kaylani,anastasia
how are the dances,

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Date: 11/19/2008 12:57pm Whois Name: VCG-IS (152)
Delete Subject: ROLLCALL FOR WEDNESDAY DAYSHIFT
CASSIDY
GEMINI
REBECCA
ALICE
DESIRE(NEW)
YUKI
MERCEDES
MYLONI
ASHLYN

WILL UPDATE

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Date: 11/19/2008 12:33pm Whois Name: brett (1)
Delete Subject: sterling, kaylani, anastasia
how is sterling or kaylani or anastasia

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Date: 11/19/2008 1:51am Whois Name: custar (1)
Delete Subject: VERONICA old?
is this veronica the one that used to work here few months ago latino chick? anyone got any info

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Date: 11/19/2008 1:01am Whois Name: Undercover_Cop (229)
Delete Subject: tripps123 on cell
Tripps123,

That was a good guestimate because she also has worked at Vegas. Could be !? In the past I've read other guesses: Natalia ? Cookie ? and that former ITA chick at HT, Laylani because she posted a few times at HT too.

When it comes to cell #s if a dude goes to the same club often enough and spend some cash cell numbers get offered. One time Mimi told me that if a guy spent a $100 on her he's a good prospect to give him her number for schedule inquiry use.

What I do when in the past I'm given a cell number without asking for it was to ask why ?

If the chick says...maybe we can get to know each other and hangout someday. Stripper trap! They are going to have to prove it by going through with it.

The chicks that say to call them to find out my schedule is a little different. A couple of them sometimes talked nasty on the phone of what they wanted to do in the vip room. That could lead to more HM vips. I'm talking before the new prices.

In the past I've had numbers from Morgan, the two chicks you hinted on that appeared on websites, Nadia, and a few more from other strippers that went to LA and COI clubs. They weren't pushy but they do change their numbers often and drop guys that are no longer regulars.

Sometimes I'm the one that asks for their number and score it or get shot down. 3+ years ago I was near the bar area and a milf Asian was typing something into some business fucko's cell phone. I figured she was giving him her number or e-mail address. The next week I asked for her # and she said I was too young for her. She told me in broken English...No, you be calling me you want to fuack me bad boy ! Hearing her say fauck me gave me instant wood and I told her! She laughed and patted my crotch and said you want vip now, lets go ! One of the best 50 bucks vip I had. She wasted no time in grinding and also got down on her knees to use her titties to sstp me all the way to the end. Those were the good old days before the vip room monitor.

Bottom line. Cell #'s are all about them getting business. I'm sure some guys do bombard chicks with sappy luv messages and the stripper zaps them. The dudes should try txt messaging them with a $ sign and the chick probably would reply asap what their next work night is. LOL

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Date: 11/18/2008 11:07pm Whois Name: dirtyman (2)
Delete Subject: Sterling
http://www.maverickmag.com/Ashleigh_Kohl...

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Date: 11/18/2008 8:43pm Whois Name: VCG-IS (151)
Delete Subject: UPDATED LIST OF THE GIRLS
ERICA
HEIDI
LEXIS
CRYSTAL
LEE
CELEST
VERONICA
CJ
ANNABELL
TRINITY
ROXY
DANIKA
MARINA
NADIA

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Date: 11/18/2008 6:40pm Whois Name: VCG-IS (150)
Delete Subject: ROLLCALL FOR TUESDAY NIGHT
THE CLUB WILL BE OPEN 5PM ON THANKSGIVING DAY...

JAZZABELL
EXTACY
HUNTER
ASTASIA
DAZZEL
KAYLANI
NYLAH

WILL UPDATE AS THEY CHECK IN...

LEE (ON HER WAY IN)

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Date: 11/18/2008 1:14pm Whois Name: VCG-IS (149)
Delete Subject: ROLLCALL FOR TUESDAY DAYSHIFT
GIONNA
GEMINI
YUKI
SUGAR
JENNA
LUSCIOUS

WILL UPDATE

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Date: 11/18/2008 11:48am Whois Name: docego (73)
Delete Subject: Costa Rica
Viva the Blue Marlin....Pura Vida

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Date: 11/18/2008 8:29am Whois Name: tripps123 (48)
Delete Subject: U_C
I don't really know if what I said is true. More of an educated guess based on being told by a past atf that she does frequent and contribute to this board and that she is a college level student of some type. I didn't know she is a law student, I better watch what I write! One of your old atf's frequents here also, but there are too many big words in that post for it to be her.

As for those pictures...I'm sure that you know that some of these ITA flower girls have had their own websites and have featured other ITA girls on those sites. I would have never known if I hadn't been told by the subjects of the pictures themselves, so I considered that to be permission to download a few. I have never seen them advertise on that other site.

Santas_Bro, great advise! I've been to CR and Amsterdam on monger trips myself, but not Columbia (yet!). I remember a great overnight date (12+ hours) in CR with a Columbian girl that cost me less than one hour in the overpriced ITA VIP room. My advise to those who might try is don't focus on mongering too much. Keep that activity as just a part of your experience. Actually, some of my fondest memories of CR are of volcano touring, tarpon fishing, exploring a jungle, and visiting a coffee plantation.

I assume that you mean TJ with your 'beautiful women 2 hours away' comment. It's a little too dangerous down there lately for me to consider going there with the drug cartel murders, corrupt cops, etc. Guys, if you do go there be very careful. We 'affluent mongers' are exactly the types that they are looking to take advantage in TJ.

RioDon, for the reason I just wrote, plus the expense of world travel, is why I still go to strip clubs from time to time.

I agree, never try to date a dancer. What XXX_IT fails to mention is that the dancer very often is the one who initiates the dating proposition as a part of their scam to increse the dance count. I've had at least 6 dancers from ITA try to give me (totally unsolicited on my part) their phone #'s in the past, one even forced her # on me during a vip session. And, check me on this guys, that was something that had never happened to me before at other clubs. I'm sure it happens at other clubs, but at ITA it happened to me so much that I became convinced that there must be a 'how to milk the pl for more dances' bulletin board in the locker room.

I've been to tons of clubs across the country, but ITA seemed different in that respect. Have you other pl's experienced the same? Or is it just my good looks and charm that ITA girls can't resist! haha

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Date: 11/17/2008 10:15pm Whois Name: Santas_Bro (2)
Delete Subject: Why go?
Rio Don Wrote:
Hey santas bro, a junior world monger here. I have mongered in Brazil and Dominican Republic and my question for you is after returning from a trip where people can only imagine what you get for very little amount of money compared to here, how could you stand to be in ITA. It is insult to be asked to pay for what they are asking when you have just came back from overseas.
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What can I say, I'm a dog. It is a nice diversion to look a naked lady, until the next trip. There is no such thing as an ugly naked woman, some are just better looking than others....LOL My spending at the club has been greatly tempered since the price increase, and my travels have increased.

On one hand, these young ladies are very fortunate to have been born in the U.S. On the other hand with American men giving up their b*lls to their women (I did), it definitely blurs the man/women relationship that even women truly want. In my many years of life, I have yet to meet a woman that did not really want a strong man. Don't give 'em up guys. Women will try to take them, but then not respect you for giving them up. If you do you will be doomed to failure with a lady. I'm not talking about being mean, and nasty, just retaining your power as a man.

One of my favorite songs is by Rod Piazza & the Flyers, it is called "Tough & Tender". According to Rod, that is the way to a young girl's heart.

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Date: 11/17/2008 9:36pm