Spearmint Rhino (Oxnard) Submitted Reviews The following submitted reader reviews are opinions expressed by the reader, and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this website or Z Bone. Furthermore, Z Bone reserves the right to redact or delete any submitted reviews at any time. [Submit Review] [All Club Detail] Date: 8/23/2010 12:19am Name: RaiderDawg (New) Subject: Aspen? I went to Rhinos on July 10th and met a girl named Aspen there. She had an amazing ass, face, and body, but when I went two weeks ago I asked a dancer if she knew her and she said that Aspen hasn't been around and possibly went to the Spearmint Rhino in Santa Barbara. Can anybody confirm this? Thanks Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 8/1/2010 10:47pm Name: remote (4) Subject: 15 Min dances Wahoo!!! They now have 15 Min dances on Wed $150. I can now spend quality time with my favorites. Date: 8/1/2010 6:11pm Name: Joie (New) Subject: Jazz? There was a girl with neon green stalkings. I havent seen her in months? I loved her stage, always had the seduction look and she was one of a kind. I dont know for sure but i think her name was jazz? any word of where she is now?? Date: 7/13/2010 9:20pm Name: ThatOneFoo (2) Subject: Girls Hollywood - tall sexy nice ass'd chick. stage is really good. Lap is great, very sexy. Aspen - Very nice body, very really nice ass. Not sure if its how she walks but that ass looks perfect. Stage is OK. Have not had that ass on my lap yet. Bela - Very sexy petite chick. stage is alright. Lap is better than her stage lets you believe. Much grind. I really hope them waitresses are gearing up to become dancers sometime soon. They are hot. Date: 5/31/2010 11:56am Name: Oxnardjojo (New) Subject: A regular take As quite the regular to the Oxnard Rhino, its about time that i chime in on the club and the girls. Im only going off my own experiences with the girls, but have to say they are some of the friendliest girls you will meet, they definately take the time to sit and have a chat with you. Not all the girls do this, but most do and i have been very pleased when it comes time to go for that VIP. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 5/21/2010 7:10pm Name: Corin_Luvs_You (32) Subject: re:lakers... hey I was talking about the laker game that was on the day I made that post... Not the actual season... anywho... IT's FRIDAY!!!!! And we have a full house of hot women including.... myself : Corin.. Loni... June... Scarlet... Emily...Taylor... Missy... And MORE... AND THERE's A FEATURE TONIGHT... Don't miss out on all the fun!!! Date: 5/21/2010 3:20pm Name: MFG (New) Subject: goldie oxnard rhino Date: 5/20/2010 10:30pm Name: Rhino_Poop (81) Subject: Laker game is almost Over? Corin_Luvs_You - what planet are you from? Lakers have at least 2-3 more games with Phoenix! Then a little rest, then starting June 5th or 6th starts the finals which most likely be Lakers vs Celtics for another 2 weeks!! If your a hottie with a smokin Body, Laker game or not your following of PL's (Pathetic Loosers) will come! If not, hope you can hold out until Mid-June! Just Dropin My Load Rhino Poop Date: 5/17/2010 7:46pm Name: Corin_Luvs_You (31) Subject: me the laker game is almost over... Now what will you do with your time??? I know... How about you come see me!!! - <3 corin! Date: 5/17/2010 12:06am Name: ThatOneFoo (1) Subject: More Girls Rebeca - mysterious looking spanish chick. fucking hot, nice face nice titty nice ass. outfits are hot, love the gloves. looks like she going to cocktail party or something. didnt see the stage but the lap is great, lots of grindage!!..some hustle tho..didnt like that. Victoria - tall hot sexy brunette. perfect round titty, nice face nice ass. like it when she wear mini skirts, looks hot. HOWEVER, she likes to charge up front..that to me is an idicator of a wak lap..and it was...she did some grind but just enough air and bullshiting to be wak. also rude sometimes. Taylor - sexy thin blonde. proly the best small titties ive ever seen. very nice ass and pretty face. stage is wak but lap is like crack...you just want more and more and more until you die...BUT some slight hustle. Chloe - hot ASS black chick. silky smooth. great ass, nice titty. and she is very nice too..great attitude. great lap. if you are sad. get a lap from her and then you wont be sad anymore. Scarlet - damn this girl has a nice big booty. stage is fuckin great.. but im a short foo, so that might be too much booty for me...maybe one day i'll grow tall and get the lap..or maybe i'll just get her next time...fuck it! Date: 5/15/2010 5:36pm Name: Corin_Luvs_You (30) Subject: ME want to spice up your saturday night??? COME JOIN ME AND MY GIRLS AT THR OXNARD RHINO TONIGHT... Just ask for me Corin... Date: 5/13/2010 9:51pm Name: Corin_Luvs_You (29) Subject: The Baddest Chick is Back!!! Hey guys... Thanks for the awesome review... It's thursday and I'm here... So who's coming to see me... The Only Cuban Chick in Ox... Dancers Attitude Date: 5/10/2010 3:02pm Name: chill2 (New) Subject: Fools and clubs Ok maybe theres some truth to this maybe not anyway let buyer beware of shill activity this place only as good as u want it to be good luck wit that lol Date: 5/10/2010 1:11pm Name: mmmm (65) Subject: Safir Sorry for the unclear writing. I didn't mean to imply that all of the girls I listed did all of the things listed, so to address your concern specifically, Boston never did an overcount on me but some others on the list did. I get the sense that each dancer-patron interaction is a sort of chemistry experiment with no easily predictable outcome. Date: 5/10/2010 11:47am Name: safir (130) Subject: Boston I would have to disagree on your assessment of Boston. I have always had a lot of fun "in the back" with her and she has never overcounted on me. Of course, YMMV, as they say. Caveat Emptor is a good motto for all who enter a gentlemans' club. Date: 5/10/2010 9:11am Name: mmmm (64) Subject: Dancers reviewed by That One Foo Agree with you on the very sexy looking Riley (okay to good dances but the body type I really like), and your other comments too, especially about one of my favorite MIA dancers, namely Harley. And I dig Goldie's voice too. Others not mentioned in your good review with whom I have had good to great experience: Scarlet, who is a solid little sexpot with very soft long hair Maya, long legs, big boobs and knows what to do with them Destiny: Black girl with long legs and a wonderful body. Very pleasant too. Paris: Blonde, beauty who is slightly more mature than the average dancer On my need to get in there and take one for the team department: Lexie: Thin, brunette with beautiful features and body. Alexis: Same as Lexie, but completely different look in the same generic description Violet, Taller brunette with impressive looking boobs My personal Caveat Emptor (let the buyer beware) list. What is my list criteria? One or more of: too much hustle, air dances, oversell on the floor-no fun in the back, overcounting dances with a variety of techniques, brazen demands for oversized tips, or personal grooming issues. Rebecca: Petite Hispanic Taylor: Petite Blonde Boston: Looks Hispanic with large breasts Sophia: Hispanic -mmmm Date: 5/9/2010 10:25pm Name: remote (New) Subject: Private lap dances How come this club doesn’t have half hour private lap dances like other Spearmint Rhino clubs do? It gets too expensive doing individual dances with your favorite dancer, I would rather drive to Van Nuys were they have half hour private lap dances for $300. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 5/9/2010 10:02am Name: ThatOneFoo (New) Subject: Girls Riley - she is fuckin hot, nice tight body. nice ass nice tits. nice face. nice nice nice. for those of you missing harley (i sure am! harley come back!!) this girl is for you. stage is awesome, lap is great. she hot. Goldy - very sexy blonde chick. meaty ass nice face. i dont know why but i like her voice too (that might be wierd but whatever). great stage dance (she like to put her booty all up in your face) and even better lap dance. if i had a shit load of money, i wouldnt have any left because i'd give it all to goldy. Allie - nice face, nice body, love her ass. asian chick. very nice easy to talk to. great dance, knows exaclty what to do. Jayda - beautiful face, nice tits, nice...very nice ass. she a white girl, dark hair, maybe italian or something. she gives a great dance. did i mention the nice face and ass. Emilee - one of the best asses, fuck that, the best ass i've seen at SRO. thin sexy blonde. love when the hair is curly or whatever just not straight. great dance. she know she has an ass to kill for and she will put that nice ass on your lap like theres no tomorrow. Corin - holy shit, she is hot. she might be black, but i pretty sure she is spanish. maybe rican. but who cares she has a great ass great tits nice smile, nice face. lap is good, but could be better. she smashes instead of grinds. Lonnie (Cinnamon) - Cinnamon has large nice tits. nice ass. shes looking hot, looking like '06 '07 cinnamon. she looks hawaiian or something. lap is great. did a few with her, she gets down. Date: 4/26/2010 8:49am Name: Cognoscente (71) Subject: Yes Read you loud and clear. You do a service for all by posting. Perhaps upon returning to LA from the Chumash casino one might run out of time to get to the Valley and duck into Oxnard for a ride- or two. Date: 4/16/2010 3:02pm Name: mmmm (63) Subject: Wed Nite Visit A somewhat slow night for customers but not a bad one as far as dancers. YMMV but here is how it shook out for me> A very nice dance experience from Goldie. I thought she was sexy and nice to boot. Bella has a rockin' little body and was nice to me, but the lap dance experience did not really click. Dancers I saw and said Hmmm but had no further discretionary income to try this time: Alice: Blond, tall, slightly older than some but lithe and sexy stage dance Missy: Brunette with petite body. Looked great but personality and dance experience unknown to me... Violet: Tall, thin brunette with eitherr great natural boobs or a good surgeon. In strip club lighting they and she looked really nice. This is the first posting on the board since January. Does anyone even read this anymore? Date: 1/9/2010 10:35pm Name: mandy (New) Subject: come on down and thanks for the review mmmmm This is Mandy -- Come in and see the changes I've made. Always looking to improve. Love to spend time with appreciative audience. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 12/29/2009 7:06pm Name: ssgg (New) Subject: big booties Regarding the big bootied girls on Monday, that's the kind of body I like. Tell those girls to come up to the Santa Barbara Rhino. (Is there any particular day that's good for that kind of girl at the SB Rhino?) Date: 11/30/2009 2:08pm Name: TheRedbull (New) Subject: SRO I just found this site, I go to the Oxnard Rhino every couple weeks... They have a lot of girls, 20+ on the weekend.. some pretty, some do-able, and a few ugly ones.. Too many thuggy looking dudes in this place. Other Rhinos ( I've been to Downtown L.A. and City of Industry) you can't wear a hat, there you can wear anything, so the thugs are everywhere. The Hustle is thick there and girls wil keep you sitting while they get dressed so you have to pay for one more song. Songs are decent length and they do a lot of "specials". It can be a good time. Beware! This club is in the middle of nowhere and the clientel is mostly gang banger spanish speakers.The parking situation sucks,and the parking lot is dangerous. There have been a few robberies. My buddy's tires got slashed along with a couple other cars. They need some securtiy outside. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 11/4/2009 12:27pm Name: mmmm (62) Subject: Sunday Evening Trip Report I visited the SRO last Sunday night. Here is my trip review. Bottom Line was a positive one. Upon arrival at approximately 8 pm, there were four dancers: Mya, Mandie, Emily, and June. Lots of customers, but most of them were hoodlum looking guys who did not get laps, or tip and seemed more interested in the World Series game. BTW, they have nice TVs here post remodel, so I enjoyed watching the dancers and game at the same time too. Mya is white, tall and what we used to call leggy, and has surgically enhanced boobs. Not bad looking, and very seductive when soliciting for a dance set. Although the tall and boobage part of her wasn't my thing, I decided to try. Verdict was not too bad, sexy grind, decent experience. June is not tall short fat or thin. Did not try her or even want to. Not a knock on her because she was not bad looking or anything, but was not exactly my type and I already did a token not my type dance (see Mya). White. Emily is white, and a tall thin blonde with moderate tattoos and naturally small boobs and one of the best strip club asses to grace SRO in quite some time. Very sexy looking, she kept busy all night and although I really wanted to try a dance set, she was not available when I was. Bad timing but I will try again. Mandie is white, a little older dancer. Very articulate. Nice larger sized butt and natural boobs. She gave a very sexy dance performance in VIP. Enjoyable to me, a fortysomething guy, maybe not for the twenty year olds hanging out just on the fringe of the tip rail. At around 9 pm, more dancers came in. Noteworthy to me was Princess, who danced here in late summer 2007, and is now back. Very petite, very pretty, and a great VIP session. She used to have orthodontia,now just has a killer smile. Very smart, and I think she is of Middle Eastern descent. No upcounts, no overly skanky dancers, minimal buy the lady a drink prattle. If all SRO experiences were as good as this one, it would be one of the best clubs in SRO. As they say on TV, individual results may vary. Date: 10/26/2009 8:35am Name: mmmm (61) Subject: @ safir That was one hilarious review, albeit one that made a good point. Any club is at its best when there are a wide range of body types and styles available. I have been to this club when conditions like Safir mentions are in place and it held no interest to me. Happily, the SRO has a lot of different dancer types, just not on Monday apparently. Sadly, I recently visited after not coming here for a few months and the hustle factor at SRO still rates among SOCAL's highest. Not to say that it is a total waste of time to come here. It is possible to have a good time here and not get ripped off, but Caveat Emptor -- Let the Buyer Beware. A few Common Red flags indicating a potential upcount/hustle/rip-off: Excessive bragging to you about how great the nude VIP session will be Excessive and insincere sounding flattery about your looks Lap sitting from someone who does not know you while you are sitting in the main stage room and they are hustling dances Girls who have short VIP sessions with many customers Dancer/bouncer/patron disagreements at the bar where the dancer and bouncer are the same and only the customer changes Date: 10/21/2009 4:31pm Name: safir (102) Subject: Roundup at the Rhino If you like your dancers thick thighed and big bootied, Monday is definitely your night to head for SRO! Last Monday, SRO had one reed thin black dancer, two normally-proportioned blondish dancers, and the rest were--Rhinos! I heard one customer actually disappeared when a hard-grinding dancer pounded him in between two cushions in VIP. All that could be heard was a muffled "help!" as he went in. What a night! Date: 9/6/2009 7:04pm Name: chux (New) Subject: see me in SB... im a poet and i dont even know it Hey its charlie! I work at the Santa Barbara Rhino. Come and check me out . I work friday, sat, mon and love I love what I do and love giving lap dances! if U like dark haird alternative looking vixens we got whole lot of em so come say hi! xoxoxo Date: 7/7/2009 12:34pm Name: Chico_Baja (66) Subject: Thanks for the update I was just thinking about trying this place again but you guys saved me a trip! Cheers! Date: 6/22/2009 2:19pm Name: mmmm (59) Subject: @: uci_loves_taboo There are a couple of girls there who regularly upcount, and the two and three for one songs also include a short musical interlude with the DJ yelling that also counts as a "song" . So it is easy for the unaware to get surprised by the total number of songs they count to what you perceive. Another tactic was to ask you to remain seated while they get dressed slowly enough to have it count as another song. Let the buyer beware. Not all girls here did the upcount on me. but enough did that I got sick of the BS and really have stayed away from this place lately. I guess not much has changed. Date: 6/18/2009 10:33pm Name: uci_loves_taboo (2) Subject: This place effin' sucks... even with the 3-for-1 special I got charged for TWO songs ($40 instead of $20), and there was nothing I could do about it because the stripper took off her panties. Watch out for Alanee or some shit. Date: 6/8/2009 3:29pm Name: Corin_Luvs_You (28) Subject: Spooky Come get one and you will agree! Date: 5/4/2009 9:32pm Name: Spooky (669) Subject: Corin Date: 3/16/2009 9:07pm Name: Corin_Luvs_You (25) Subject: best lap dances I disagree... the best lap dances are the ones you get with me! =-=-=-=-=-=- Corin, what makes your lap dances better than anyone elses? Date: 5/4/2009 6:10pm Name: Corin_Luvs_You (27) Subject: ME! Hey all..... I will be working tonight (monday...) and tues nites.... come see me.... you will love it! -Corin Date: 4/14/2009 1:31am Name: gorams (68) Subject: Tera Patrick Everybody, don't miss our 14th Anniversary party featuring Tera Patrick this Thursday night April 16th. We will have a free buffet and $10 topless and $20 nude lapdances. Come check out the new and improved Spearmint Rhino Oxnard. Doors open at 6pm and Tera's showtimes are 10 and midnight. See you all there this Thursday. Date: 4/3/2009 3:57am Name: Sweetness_1 (New) Subject: Petite Latina The petite Latina you might be talking about may be Sweetness... This week I will be at SRO on Saturday Night. Date: 3/27/2009 6:20pm Name: Corin_Luvs_You (26) Subject: No Charlie at SRO.... However there is CORIN! Date: 3/24/2009 8:44pm Name: LB (New) Subject: Charlie tattooed vixen Anyone know what nights Charlie works? Date: 3/16/2009 9:07pm Name: Corin_Luvs_You (25) Subject: best lap dances I disagree... the best lap dances are the ones you get with me! Date: 3/14/2009 3:39pm Name: SRO-Regular (New) Subject: > The short darked haired latina you talking about is Rebecca. I got a 2-4-1, the whole lap she was trying to persuade me into a VIP. I was not persuaded, however, i did notice that plenty of others were. she was busy in the VIP the entire night. The best laps to get (with no hustle) are, in no particular order, Taylor, Gwen, Jersey. Date: 2/24/2009 9:29pm Name: srguy1 (New) Subject: Recent Visit.. Stopped by the SRO on my way home from work and was suprised to see the club completely remodeled. Stage looks nice and the club looks updated and cleaner. Danced with a few girls in the short time I was there: Did a 2-4-1 with Gwen, a cute petite asian with alot of tattoos. Only did a topless but she still gave a great dance. Did a 2-4-1 with Taylor, a petite blonde with a smaller chest and nice ass. She convinced be to upgrade to nude. Ended up being worth it..since the remodel they made a seperate topless and nude area. Nude area on this occasion seemed a little more private. Very sensual dance. Finally before I left did a 3-4-2 with Destiny, a tall black girl with great conversation and sexy legs. VIP looks the same with the exception of clean booths and carpets. I noticed the DJ announcing alot of lap dance specials, so if you miss one don't worry because they will announce another. I saw a petite latina with long dark hair who I hope to catch on my next visit..didn't catch her name. Any ideas of who she may be? Date: 2/20/2009 2:50pm Name: Corin_Luvs_You (22) Subject: im back Hey all.... I am back after 6 months of being at SR-COI... I will be working ONLY Thurs and Fri nites... However we are having the Madi Gras party Tues and I might come thru.... Come see The Rhino's Best kept secret... ME! -Skye.... formally known as Corin Date: 2/10/2009 9:24am Name: mmmm (56) Subject: What happened to this place? I had some expectation that the newly remodeled Spearmint Rhino Oxnard would spark a review or three. Finding none, I thought that I would jot down a few comments on the club remodel and the girls. The club itself looks much improved with the recent remodel. The stage now is slightly smaller, but has four sided seating rather than the elongated three sided stage with the couch originally there. The carpet is fresh, and the private booths are cleaner and no longer squeak when you are being grinded by aggressive dancers. The bar and restroom remains unchanged. They should have spent dollars on upgraded toilets because they were old looking and some were broken. On to the important part, the girls. When this club opened in the mid 1990's and up until about 2004, this was a place that was home to smoking hot girls who gave good to great lap dances. There has also been a long standing hustle factor organic to the Spearmint Rhino chain, but I did not mind the constant "buy the lady a drink" p rattle or occasional over count when there were a lot of smoking hot girls. The girls here now are not as good looking as before, the mileage is consistent, but the overcount, scam factor is way higher than before. The last five dancers tried pulled one form or another of ripoff (be it a one-two song overcount, an outlandish demand for extra tippage, or the really short song length. I know that the latter is not the fault of the dancers, but it detracted from the experience and made me feel ripped off. Having gone to strip clubs for years, I know when I am being played, and have no illusions about dancers being my friend, etc. But to me, a critical mass of BS has formed around this place, and it is no longer someplace I think of as the first place to visit. I would like to think that there is still some value to going to this place, but there seem to be better values elsewhere in the immediate area (namely in the San Fernando Valley). I live in this area and going here is the most expedient place to visit a club for me, but I see little reason to visit here. SRO loyalists, please respond and let me know where I am wrong and which non-ripoff dancers are worth trying. Note to management, there seems to be a filled quota for slightly overweight tattoo chicks with a biker festish. Try something new... In short, I had high hopes for this place with the remodel, but they have been dashed for now. --mmmm Date: 11/25/2008 6:02pm Name: ExclusiveFantasy (New) Subject: wow Exclusive Fantasy is looking for girls that are motivated and reliable. You can make even more money with us. We are have auditions this Saturday the 29th of November please call to book a slot Kirstin 805-727-6113 Jake 805-212-0620 Date: 8/27/2008 11:37am Name: MRBALLJANGLES (25) Subject: Malibu Does Malibu still dance here?

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