Spearmint Rhino (Rialto) Submitted Reviews The following submitted reader reviews are opinions expressed by the reader, and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this website or Z Bone. Furthermore, Z Bone reserves the right to redact or delete any submitted reviews at any time. [Submit Review] [All Club Detail] Date: 3/17/2010 1:12pm Name: BBWLover (920) Subject: re:DesiJr Hey Desi, you hardly post now. Wazz up man? I enjoyed reading your flames or rather killing flamers,LOL. You said..."Real Men do not make a habit of visiting strip clubs". I take exception to that. Why? It keeps me from getting committed to Xtra marital relation. SC gives instant indulgence without commitment. I am old enough to have a great grandchild LOL. I still have the passion but my wife thinks I am too old for that ha ha ha. So instead of getting mad I let it out at SC and save our marriage. It may not for others but it works for me. I feel sorry for the guys at DVCOI board. The flames are gone but so is the Zboard,LOL. Looking forward to more of your posts. Date: 3/17/2010 12:38pm Name: Marilyn (165) Subject: Wednesday day RC Skylar Glam Madison Corrin Marilyn Olivia Stacy Pleasure Date: 3/17/2010 11:29am Name: desi_jr (234) Subject: Greetings Read through more of the thread and let me offer my analysis. The real pussy here in my opinion was hotrod. Note how he got all bent out of shape after Madlib called Cookie "overrated", even implying legal action. Scary he has made mental note and dated all Madlib's posts regarding Cookie. Then he brings up personal stuff about Madlib and insinuates that Madlib may be jilted by Cookie no longer dancing for him. As if she is the only UHM dancer available at the Rhino. Guarantee it's not her Ivy League caliber intellect that earns her such popularity. "Hotrod" also offers some revealing personal info. A family tragedy induced him into the seedy strip club scene. He'd be better off taking his time to heal while surrounding himself with people who genuinely care about him, as opposed to these sexual pirates. I had a family member pass last year and it took time to heal. Strip clubs will not help. U my Bitch is another dude in denial. In his feeble mind, he is a "cool guy" who goes and gets his rocks off by hitting strip clubs and (possibly) getting high mileage. What he fails to realize however that being a "cool guy" or "dancer favorite" in a strip club is like being the smartest kid in sixth grade when you're 14. Not too impressive when you think about it. Real Men do not make a habit of visiting strip clubs. It's a once in a while thing to supplement your regular dating life. Pathetic Loser is an apt title for a strip club regular undoubtedly. U my bitch will keep bringing up old posts I made from 6 months to a year or two ago in an attempt to show I am a "PL". Ex-PL perhaps but not current. Introspection breeds growth and it's obvious he hasn't reached that level yet. Cookie, I did not know you're only 21 years old. Mad Lib, you seem like an intelligent guy. Best thing you can do is check the strip club at the door. In other words, get off and get out. d Date: 3/16/2010 11:24pm Name: U_my_nufuckbitch (95) Subject: Hello Desi ! Did you bring along your hip waders to cross Madlib's stream before it turns into a river !? You still can't seem to comprehend the debauchery aspect of Strip Clubs ? debauchery (plural debaucheries) 1.Indulgence in sensual pleasures; scandalous activities involving sex, alcohol, or drugs without inhibition. Any guy that attempts making more out of it is going to end up like hamburger. You've mentioned keeping a data base on strippers, have been banned from a club, zbone delete your handle, you've posted of having trouble with strippers....well...those are not the greatest examples of how to avoid being a Classic PL. Someone has out done you. Maybe this is an example of someone that hasn't learned from their mistakes with strippers. Date: 2/9/2010 11:59am Name: Madlib (137) Subject: The Return of Madlib Wow Russ, haven't been here in a while. I had some outside the club drama with a dancer that works here (no not Capri Russ..lmao) and it really zapped my motivation to return here under the circumstances. I have to see my boy on a day when the said dancer is not working, but uh, hope you're doing well Big Russ. It's your call Desi714...what message would you give your "friend" that you and others can also follow. Date: 3/16/2010 11:15pm Name: mutey (71) Subject: Paris Does Paris still dance here? Used to do the day shift? Date: 3/16/2010 10:27pm Name: Informant (1191) Subject: Tuesday Night RTRC Open Until 2am. 2 for 1 Dances All Night. Pay $25 for Admission, 1 Drink, and a 2 for 1 Nude Couch Dance. Jasmine Sandy Shyanne Nicolette Kittie Black Ice Cookie Layha Mika Marie Morgan Dolly Sienna Brodie Kassandra Sunny Christy Next Roll Call Tomorrow at 8pm. Date: 3/16/2010 8:39pm Name: desi_jr (233) Subject: hi guys Hi Guys, Haven't checked this board lately. Guess I missed a lot! U my bitch is still trying do defend strip clubs as a source of "debauchery" rather than a flesh market and haven for the socially retarded. They do keep a number of substance abused young females employed however, so they can't be all bad. Lapito has now reached the 1000 post plateau. Unfortunately, at least 90 percent of them having nothing remotely useful to any PLs reading this board for the purposes of club intel. I missed the post flaming Cookie. I don't know her personally, but I can tell you she was pretty popular with certain mongers and got canned once for dancing on a red light. BBL gave her a second chance apparently because of her numbers and she bounced from the Vu again. BBW, what's up amigo? Had a pretty decent date Saturday. Some of you schmucks should try picking up on real women, and you wouldn't have to spend so much time in these skin markets interacting with a bunch of floozies. Happy St. Paddies Day, desi aka Old Bald White Guy Date: 3/16/2010 8:26pm Name: Informant (1190) Subject: Tuesday Night RTRC Open Until 2am. Pay $25 For Admission, 1 Drink, and 1 2 for 1 Nude Couch Dance. 2 for 1 Dances All Night. Jasmine Sandy Shyanne Nicolette Kittie Black Ice Cookie Layha Marie Mika Final Roll Call at 1030pm. Date: 3/16/2010 3:59pm Name: krzeecee (93) Subject: Karlyn or katlyn does any one know her schedule? Date: 3/16/2010 1:08pm Name: Marilyn (164) Subject: Tuesday day RC Natalie Angel Madison Reina Kendra Olivia Marilyn Cash Karlyn Laela Date: 3/16/2010 8:26am Name: BBWLover (914) Subject: re:cookman Thanks for the info on former SRR DeeDee. Besides her, are there more of the same type ? LOL. I like big boobys and bootys specially if they are AMAZON like SRR Olivia and long lost SRR Fame Kimmie. BTW, a likely place to find Monica is Cheeta Tree in Fort Lauderdale. However, Monica is from Panama City area. Oh! we missed that girl. She is gone without trace. BBWL Date: 3/15/2010 10:37pm Name: cookman (8) Subject: former SRR girls BBW, The one I saw working on day shift was Dee Dee (the double D is how I made the connection) I don’t remember the others name. Short blonde hair nice set of bolt-ons and a great ass and everything in-between. If you do go let us know what you think. Date: 3/15/2010 8:51pm Name: U_my_nufuckbitch (94) Subject: Who's left minding the kitchen ? MADlib, you are right. You are being perceived as the bad guy because you started it on this board and added the fuel with your subsequent posts. Excuse some of us for seeing it that way. You and Desi air out your issues with strippers and even with middle aged guys. It's irrelevant if you are different persons...the story has been ending the same. When you make statements such as "First off I’ve been on Z-bone before you were old enough to see over the dash board of your leased 1998 Lexus ES300"....well...in the zbone court of public opinion such comments can be viewed as circumstantial evidence that maybe you've spent a good decade of your misguided youth in strip clubs and therefore you should be old enough to know better, especially with a dancer much younger than you. We all learn to know better. At this point you're not dousing the by eliminating fuel in as much as that you're leaving and hoping to extinguish it with a parting piss. If that works for you...piss a river and build that bridge to get over it. And btw...my comments were not solicited by any dancer nor am I LEC(?)....what you got was an unsolicited version of strip club/zbone quid pro quo. p.s. How ironic - "If you can’t take the heat then get the hell out the kitchen" ...that leaves Cookie in the kitchen, were it all started, intended to be nothing more than an indulgence. Date: 3/15/2010 3:22pm Name: Madlib (144) Subject: Dousing Hey Lapito, for your info I recently finished this past year and I am putting my degree to good use. Albeit, I didn’t graduate at the very top of my class but you can’t win em all. Speaking of Law, I bet Megan’s Law is a real bummer for you huh?? Did you get that Mr.Rogers Neighborhood box set yet for your dvd player? I hear it’s in high def. My Final Response To This Farce There’s an old adage that proclaims you don’t throw gasoline on a fire to put it out. So what I’m going to do right now is defuse the “situation” being I have better things to do then go back and forth on an obscure internet review board with a dancer who evidently has self esteem issues. Yes, for once I’m going to take the high road. Cookie, unfortunately your reputation precedes you, as it’s no secret you’ve been ran out of every club you’ve worked by managers and dancers alike for BS like this. I truly wish you luck in all your future endeavors and did not intend to “hurt your feelings” by calling you overrated, which is merely my subjective opinion. The situation was only further exacerbated when you persuaded a couple of desperate, middle aged PL’s to try and attack me personally (they failed miserably). I agree with practically everybody on the subject that this has been in fact run into the ground. But what I don’t like is when I’m perceived as the bad guy, which looking back, maybe I was to a certain degree. But despite everyone’s misgivings about my opinions or the matter in which I voice my opinions, that’s exactly what this site is for. If you can’t take the heat then get the hell out the kitchen. If thinking I “bashed” you because I had a personal vendetta against you makes you feel more secure with who you are than by all means keep perpetuating lies. I never once denigrated you whenever you would run back in the dressing room and tell your co-workers not to dance with me all because I refused to buy dances from you (I had lost interest). I just figured you were immature, a perception you have successfully reinforced. Again, I wish you luck. This is now water under a bridge. As for Makaylah, where she chooses to dance is her own business. Believe me, SRR is the last place I wanted her to go (given the circumstances) and I will be staying as far away from SRR as possible being she will be working another club simultaneously. This situation has been defused (I hope). mAdLiB Date: 3/15/2010 2:32pm Name: Informant (1189) Subject: Monday Day RTRC Day Shift Ends at 630pm. Madison Kendra Caprice Olivia Marilyn Abby Stacy Pleasure Laela Phoenix Next Roll Call Tomorrow at 8pm. Date: 3/15/2010 12:25pm Name: Informant (1188) Subject: Monday Day RTRC 2 for 1 Dances Until 9pm. Admission is $11 and Includes 1 Drink. Day Shift Ends at 630pm. Madison Kendra Marilyn Olivia Caprice Final Roll Call at 230pm. Date: 3/15/2010 12:18am Name: BBWLover (909) Subject: re:cookman Do you have names of old SRR dancers now at Peaches Victorville? I have a friend in the area. Maybe I'll visit him and the club,Lol. Thanks. Date: 3/14/2010 11:26pm Name: cookman (7) Subject: Mellowing out Boy there has sure been a lot of drama going on lately. Just remember you can’t have them all to yourself that would not be right for the rest of us. If you are not getting the mileage that you are expecting keep in mind YMMV. There is no reason to bad mouth any of the girls unless you down right get ripped off then you just need to post that here, not start calling names. Some girls have rubbed me the wrong way and I just pass on them and look for one of the ATFs to show up. Roadrunner your advice was right on the mark according to the RC. I never made it in on the Fri that I had planned to. Some other things came up and I was busy that night. I did make it to a new club in Victorville or Hesperia, Peaches Gentlemen’s Club. They had been a Titty bar before but closed down last year. I have been a couple of times and never thought they would make it. They have really changed the place and I have seen a few old SRR girls working there. They do have a Fantasy Room now and the booths have a little more privacy than when they opened. Prices are $20 topless, $40 nude and $200 a half hour of Fantasy. I only samples a couple of nudes and a topless that was pretty good. I am going to try to make it in to SRR again this week end. After that I will have to wait until I return from a road trip to Florida. I will keep my eyes open for Monica while there. Date: 3/14/2010 10:36pm Name: BBWLover (908) Subject: re:LEC/Rrunner Hey LEC, it's a cause for celebration!!!!! You have 1000 posts. No need to worry about Rrunner. He is a pro. BUT nowadays VIPnoho is jumping. Thanks to Spawn for promoting it...31 ladies on weekend. My fave their is BBY QUEEN Valene. She is gorgeous!Its far but since Rrunner go with his friends they can car pool. Hey RR, Korina at SJP is still very naughty. I had VIP with her last Wednesday. I was gunning also for the natural double DD Diva Trish but she was too busy in the back. She could not come back to me after I said "later". DVCOI even has 31 ladies on a Sunday night? Wow. Date: 3/14/2010 9:50pm Name: Lapito_Ergo_Cum (1000) Subject: Mr. Runner What kind of girls you looking for? Maybe we can help you do some planning. -L the tour guide EC Date: 3/14/2010 9:46pm Name: roadrunner (282) Subject: Good points ! All non-rant reviews are welcome cucupatas (7) "Yes, they should not do that, but they do for business sake and some get abused by their clients because of this illusory relationship is not learly understood by the john. Afterall, you are not going to take one of them to meet mama." U_my_nufuckbitch (93) "It comes down to this. If you or any guy goes to a club to enjoy the debauchery, learns to draw the line, you won't have the problems with strippers that tick you off." Guys ! And thats why we spend the money on the girls that aren't upsellers and robs and don't play mind games. The ATFs spend some time fooling around sipping on a drink waiting for the next dance special. Reviews !? Well lets see more in the future. I 411 to some e-mails, post which M.I.A girls are returning and not much reports. Were are the reviews !? I'll be going UTR while continuing to visit this club and maybe visting another club while taking a hiatus from zbone. Me and some friends need to find some more variety. SRR is good but it can be the same'o same'o. Time for some road trips ! Date: 3/14/2010 1:14pm Name: BBWLover (905) Subject: re:cucupatas That is more like it! matured comment and realistic in SC scenario. Lol to those who are lost amid their fantasy. Date: 3/14/2010 12:40pm Name: Informant (1187) Subject: Sunday Day RTRC 3 for 1 Fantasy Dances Until 2pm. 2 for 1 Dances Until 9pm. Admission is $11 and Includes 1 Drink. Day Shift Ends at 630pm. Angel Cash Violet Ariel Laela Dylan Final Roll Call at 230pm if it changes, if not Monday at Noon. Date: 3/14/2010 10:40am Name: cucupatas (7) Subject: Totally satisfied! Couchburn you said it all. We must realize that the girls are there to make money, for that effect, most of them pretend to like the client beyond the usual customer stripper business relationship. Yes, they should not do that, but they do for business sake and some get abused by their clients because of this illusory relationship is not learly understood by the john. Afterall, you are not going to take one of them to meet mama. Yet, for a few dollars we get the variety of women, the fake tits, nice asses, etc., etc; so, enjoy the moments you spend at the club and as the French say VIVE LA DIFFERENCE! ENJOY! ENJOY! Date: 3/14/2010 9:33am Name: Marilyn (163) Subject: Schedule Oh my, serious mileage extended here on Z's bandwitch, people get to the club and work out your sexual tension in the fantasy room. LOL Anyway for those who asked me to post my schedule I will be there Monday Tuesday and Wednesday this week. Xox Marilyn Date: 3/13/2010 11:55pm Name: BBWLover (901) Subject: re:couchburn Good point couchburn. MadLib seem to be ignoring these guys but they keep posting tard drama. Grow up guys. Your posts are boring. Lets talk about good mileage, beauty and ecstasy. Date: 3/13/2010 5:31pm Name: U_my_nufuckbitch (93) Subject: Stories, history and mistakes get repeated Madlib, yeah what if I'm a "a Turbo tax dweeb". Don't be tooting your horn because you avoided having to file last year by moving back in with your Parents and they were able to claim you as dependent. That's rather shameless at your age. LMAO Since you are a fan of Al Bundy maybe your Dad gave you some advise which you took to heart. "Madlib, why don't you go down to the strip club and find yourself a stripper that will support you. Someone built solid like a horse that can support your ass." Along trots a stripper built like Centuar and you can't help yourself. Ha ! It's interesting how you describe Desi as a bald fat white guy. Why the smoke screen to help him out !? I have nothing personal against Desi nor you. Former strippers like SJP's December thought you were affable. It's the striking similiarities you two have shared and your subsueqent blow-ups that can't keep me from saying - I told you so. Strips clubs are about enjoying the debauchery...not about chasing after strippers and making things personal only to later air it out instead of perhaps manning-up and letting it go. Move on. I've told Desi that there are "PLs" that behave like a Don Quixote (whom ironically enough traveled the countryside on his horse named Rocinante) on a quest for virtue only to discover his fantasy wasn't reality and in the end turns bitter. Riding high and mighty and falling off that horse can likely do more damage to the psyche. So when you used the word Centuar and mentioned your strip club travels from coast to coast (and Desi had once mentioned pursuing an interest as a trainee assistant for a Sports Agent)...I could not resist posting. It comes down to this. If you or any guy goes to a club to enjoy the debauchery, learns to draw the line, you won't have the problems with strippers that tick you off. P.S And no, I do not know the intersting dancer named Cookie. Not yet anyways. Maybe when I'm in the I.E. "hood" sometime. And besides...there are a couple of other dancers that have relocated to here and they're pretty interesting too. For the Centuar fans amusement purposes only: http://www.centaursite.com/photomorphs/ Date: 3/13/2010 4:24pm Name: couchburn (46) Subject: Too much drama! Took the words right out of my mouth. We all love these strippers and thank goodness they are here. It doesn't matter if you don't like one or like one more than the other, God bless them all. That's why there isn't just one kind of food, we all like variety and all have different tastes, but we're all PL's and damn proud of it! Just appreciate that they are here and we have the ability to sample so many different flavors any time we want. What a country! Let's keep this board positive and give honest opinions without bashing these beautiful ladies. Where would we be without them? Wives, girlfriends, c'mon really?! Date: 3/13/2010 3:36pm Name: BBWLover (899) Subject: re:niceilike Good advice. Your last sentence...yeah we do care. Amen. Date: 3/13/2010 2:50pm Name: niceilike (23) Subject: Madlib First off I usually never side with a dancer over a customer. Madlib ya need to settle down. Cookie is cool, hot and drama free. She gives service like we wish every dancer would (regardless of mileage level). I have had my share of bad experiences with dancers. Funny thing is her post are more inteligent/mature than alot of your rambles. If i were you I would have left it at the post about you saving money, moms house, and new gf who you must not be that into if you are still seeing these dancers ah who really gives a fuck though? Date: 3/13/2010 11:46am Name: hotlinks2323 (3) Subject: I missed out! Damn I missed out last night there was a lot of girls at the club last night Date: 3/13/2010 9:37am Name: BBWLover (895) Subject: MadLib and Cookie It is sounding like a bad divorce proceeding. OK, each had spoken loud and clear. Cool it now! Zmod does not like flames or drama. LOL to some PLs. You guys are fighting over strippers? I love and respect them. But I thought we are just getting fantasy. Now are we getting married to them? LOL. No jealousy please! Strippers are not for sole position otherwise they won't have income from just one PL. It's the nature of the business. Date: 3/13/2010 4:33am Name: Miss_Cookie (17) Subject: You have been waiting for it... Mr Madlib... You have completely missed the point; LEAVE ME ALONE! It is perfectly wonderful that you are trying to promote your new find; but don't bash me in the process! If you need closure (admit it or not, I don't care) here it is: I left you alone because you were DRAMA! Do not try to insinuate I was jealous of you and Malaysia; now you don't flatter yourself! Anyone who knows me knows that jealously is not in my nature, I understand men like variety and respect that. But I could tell you were b*ll and I didn't have time for it and just completely left you alone... I am sure you have never been cut off from a stripper before and it made you feel a little insecure (admit it or not, I don't care). Get over it... you have apparently moved on... Though, I find it quite intriguing that you would tell your friend to come all the way out here to Rialto when there are plenty of other clubs in route from LA? But cool! We can always use some beautiful girls! Miss Cookie For everyone else... SEE YOU SATURDAY! Date: 3/12/2010 11:48pm Name: Informant (1186) Subject: Friday Night RTRC Open Until 2am. Rochelle Jennifer Cookie Black Ice Mickeys Sandy Tessa Shyanne Haylie KC Leilani Carmen Melody Malibu Daylene Essence Dolly Layha Alize Ava Kassandra Morgan Brodie Valerie Kayla Next Roll Call Tuesday at 8pm. Date: 3/12/2010 8:55pm Name: Informant (1185) Subject: Friday Night RTRC Open Until 3am. Admission is $15. Rochelle Jennifer Cookie Black Ice Mickeys Sandy Tessa Leilani Shyanne Haylie KC Carmen Melody Malibu Daylene Mary Jane Essence Dolly Layha Final Roll Call at 11pm. Date: 3/12/2010 6:41pm Name: Lapito_Ergo_Cum (999) Subject: Madlib Glad to see you still dream about me! Muawhahahahaha!!!!!! -LEC P.S. Whatever ever happened to you graduating the top of your class in law school? Date: 3/12/2010 6:33pm Name: hotlinks2323 (1) Subject: Hot Hispanic girls? Can anyone suggest any hot Hispanic girls at this club to get dances worth getting? Any information would help thanks! possibly making a stop here tonight Date: 3/12/2010 3:25pm Name: Madlib (143) Subject: Another Turbo Tax Dweeb Umynutfuchead.... Last time I checked I wasn’t a fat, balding white man who sits at the tip rail with a zip lock bag filled with gummy bears and tosses crumpled up dollars on stage. If my reviews sound strangely similar to Desi Jr, then I apologize to the PL’s of the world. I’m sure someone can testify that we are indeed two different people (lmao). Speaking of similarities, you sound exactly like a PL who goes by the name of Lapito_Ergo_Cum and judging by your awkward attempts at humor I would bet dollars to donuts you are the same person. I’m guessing your gratuitous and improper usage of big words is supposed to impress the rest of the Z-boners on this site. Hey man, if you want to write bad poetry then why don’t you visit poetry.com because your jabs aren’t clever, they actually seem “methodically” manufactured. Did Cookie promise you a free lap dance? It’s ok, as long as YOU think you’re clever. Centaur is PL terminology for “Women With Big Asses”, I’m guessing you’ve never broken out of the “inland bubble” and wandered into Jet Strip in Inglewood. Then again, you don’t strike me as the type of PL that would wander into the “hood”. Later Square. mAdLib PS:Snot Rod must be at the public library still writing his response. Date: 3/11/2010 10:40pm Name: Informant (1184) Subject: Thursday Night RTRC Open Until 2am. Kittie Sandy KC Tessa Shyanne Nicolette Rochelle Black Ice Essence Jasmine Alize Melody Jennifer Haylie Mickeys Valerie Layha Carmen Sunny Linda Priscilla Brodie Morgan Sienna Gia Mika Zoe Kayla Mary Jane Next Roll Call Tomorrow at 8 or 9pm. Date: 3/11/2010 10:11pm Name: U_my_nufuckbitch (92) Subject: SC stories with verisimilitude The expressed thoughts of HRod39F: "Your action are the type that got the DvCOI zbone board close down." HR39F, are you implying Madliber is none other than Desi714 ? You wouldn't be the first person to notice the stricking similarities. They've written of the trials and tribulations that they've been through in strip clubs. The Entertainers which they've clashed with become their center of attention. The attention being some