Your Ad Here Find out how to advertise here
Club Reviews
Bare Elegance Valley Submitted Reviews
The following submitted reader reviews are opinions expressed by the reader, and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this website or Z Bone. Furthermore, Z Bone reserves the right to redact or delete any submitted reviews at any time.
[Submit Review] [All Club Detail]


Date: 10/13/2009 11:24am Whois Name: charleyhorse (68)
Delete Subject: Vanity
Vanity, who ha been working here for quite a while, second only to Manuela, is known to work for a few months and then dissapear for a while, does she take time off? does she dance in another club? only she knows, but she always comes back to the VB.

Top Back Home

Date: 10/11/2009 2:39pm Whois Name: NJChang (New)
Delete Subject: Vanity
is she still there? I heard she hasn't been there for about 2 months.

Top Back Home

Date: 10/8/2009 12:40am Whois Name: louis (5540)
Delete Subject: Re: Erick_M
Yes Erick I know exactly who you are talking about. Keira had a very thin waist and Huge Bubble Booty. Originally I remember her dancing over at VIP in 2007 then moved to Blue Zebra for a coupla years. I haven't heard anything for Months now on Kiera so it could be true what the dancer told me about her moving on the last time I was there at BZ.

Top Back Home

Date: 10/7/2009 8:07pm Whois Name: Erick_M (6)
Delete Subject: keira
Hey Louis, Whats up? I remember she having long straight black hair ( fake) with a big booty, and tattoos on her low back. She was light skin.

Top Back Home

Date: 10/7/2009 2:15am Whois Name: BBWLover (515)
Delete Subject: re: louis/Kiera
I remember you wrote about Kiera at BZ her having hour-glass body but low mileage. Was she the mixed Puertorican?

Going to school full time? Can a stipper afford that? unless of course if she found a sugar daddy LOL.

Top Back Home

Date: 10/7/2009 12:47am Whois Name: louis (5539)
Delete Subject: Re: Erick_M
I highly doubt this is the same Kiera from Blue Zebra. Last I heard she quit stripping permanently and is going to school full time now from what another dancer told me.

Top Back Home

Date: 10/7/2009 12:08am Whois Name: BBWLover (513)
Delete Subject: Erick_M
I'll tell Missy on you!! Just joking. How's Missy doing at Bliss Showgirl. it's hard to catch her on Mondays only. I have not seen her since spring. PLs there hardly post.

Top Back Home

Date: 10/6/2009 8:57pm Whois Name: Erick_M (5)
Delete Subject: Keira ?
Hey fellas, Is Keira still working here? Is this the Keira that use to work at blue zebra (big booty) if so what days is she working? Thank you .

Top Back Home

Date: 10/6/2009 10:43am Whois Name: p00tytang (230)
Delete Subject: Sabrina
Does she still work here?

Top Back Home

Date: 9/16/2009 8:27pm Whois Name: bangrrrrr (325)
Delete Subject: Back in the day
I remember a dancer who used to work Sunday nights here and man she was so good and so hot looking. I forget her name but I think it began with a G or a J.

She never wore crappy bikinis but amazing dresses. But those days are long gone at this club.

Now it's a jackass guy at the door and bad talent on the stage.

I laugh when I think some dudes are dropping their hard earned here. Tool comes to mind.

Top Back Home

Date: 9/3/2009 9:07pm Whois Name: kobe88 (318)
Delete Subject: this club
Back in its heyday, this club was the busiest and best around by far. It sure hasn't been that way for over a decade now.

(2)thumb's down

Top Back Home

Date: 9/3/2009 3:04pm Whois Name: ClubRat (12)
Delete Subject: This place sucks
This place sucks.....too expensive and not nice people. Save your money.

Top Back Home

Date: 8/20/2009 1:01pm Whois Name: Spawn (623)
Delete Subject: Summer Time Beach Party & Chrissie's Burfday Bash
Well fellow Zbone Pl's, boyz - girls and those cute little Gerbils!

I got an invite to the party with my Wingman, only wasn't told that the local Piranha swim in around 7:30pm to eat up all the food! WTF? When we arrived around 9:30pm it was Slim Pickins! Now the Cheese Cake was tasty (the last 2 pieces my Wingman and I got). Next year I will camp out the night before to be first in line! LOL! LOL!

Now for some funny reason I thought this was going to be a "Valley VIP Summer Time Beach Party" I say this because I could hardly recognize many of the dancers, only to find out the club for some reason imported many of the dancers from the LAX club - WHY? Let them have their own party with their girls. Some of the house girls weren't too happy and stayed home! O.K. Manuela fans, she was a No Show, can't imagine why!

Just at a glance, Barbie, Tyler, Allizay, Burfday Girl Chrissie and CC stood out as the better looking dancers than the imports. CC is usually the waitress or bartender, so to see her in her Birthday suit, Yeah Buddy! Plus it seemed that some of the LAX dancers by 11:30pm had a problem understanding that you do Lap dances in the booths not out on the floor which caused management to grab the babe by the hand and say OOPPSSS! What was in the that drink? Never Kiss and Tell! Party is a Party

The Lap Dance Prices where Spot On - $20 Topless and $30 NUDE, ofcourse no specials - But you did get a FREE 60 second teaser to see if you wanted to stay with the babe of your choice. I did some dances with the Burfday Girl (my ATF) and my new friend Tyler. If you like that Newport or Malibu Beach bunny look, Tyler is your dancer! As for dancers there were maybe 20 - 25 dancers and about 40 - 50 PL's in Da House. The place was decorated with a lot of balloons, just couldn't find the beach anywhere! LOL!

All in all for my first Valley "Bare" party, most likely will go next year (remember get there that night before). Management was all over the place so everything ran smoothly. DJ played a HUGE variety of music which really made the night hopping!
Club 3 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 2 Nasty Factor 3

Top Back Home

Date: 8/10/2009 11:37pm Whois Name: Jack_B (3)
Delete Subject: Heavy Sh*t
A buddy works at the Daily News in the city desk room and he a report that some B.E. regular may have killed himself over a dancer. It may have been they had some kind of relationship that went bad. Poor dude if true.

Top Back Home

Date: 8/9/2009 8:15pm Whois Name: kroqer (20)
Delete Subject: boring and slow
Is this club really that slow and boring? I haven't been there since December. I just flew in yesterday for leave.

Top Back Home

Date: 8/7/2009 11:44pm Whois Name: blackwind Z-VIP Member (284)
Delete Subject:
Deja vu industry home of the 10$ dances

Top Back Home

Date: 7/30/2009 9:02pm Whois Name: Rhino_Poop (72)
Delete Subject: bstality
Bro I know what your saying! Their prices are way to high! If you get the right babe, yes you will a two four one, but for management to rail road you????? I too used to go to the Ball 20 years ago - can't afford the place now.

Dude try VIP Showgirls! The club has better pricing, get a free ad from the LA weekly from any club it only costs $6.- (Drink charge)to get in. Babes of every color and size.

Read the reviews (bottom right hand corner)see for your self. The club is giving DVNH a run for their money.

VIP has 3-4-1 NUDE $40 the songs are not cut. You paid what 2-4-1 $40 at the Bare? How about 10 minutes in the VIP area Butt Nekid for $50.00??? That's their every day price.

It's like I told the manager over at XPOSE, There are how many clubs in this valley? Get your SH$T together and maybe in my next life I will come back!!!

Too many clubs, Too many dancers to have to deal with B.S.



Just Dropin My Load
Rhino Poop

Top Back Home

Date: 7/25/2009 12:43am Whois Name: bstality (New)
Delete Subject: PATRONS BEWARE: Rip Off Alert
It was a really dead on Thursday. About ten dancers and may be twenty guys. A couple of hotties were their. Violet was truly stunning. Hot tight asses and nice natural boobs. Her long dark hair was seriously out of this world.

I bought a two for one lap dance 15 min. before closing time on Thursday say 1:45AM. Tanner was a real cute girl with no bolt-ons. She was riding me real good so I decided to continue on when she said if I want another two for one. At this end of the third song I saw the guy at the next booth leaving, so I asked her if why they are leaving early she answered that they started a song earlier for two for one that's why they left.

They don't pay dancers directly and pay at the counter located at the entrance of the lap dance hall. I stick out a 100 bill to get 20 dollar changes, but I was in surprise.
They say it was 120. I said I was told by the dancer that I was getting two two for one. Tanner nodded next to me.

And really fat Mexican guy walked out and told me they never called a second two for one. He said he is the one who announces it, and he never did it. Tanner said that she really doesn't mind. I told my story. He insisted on having me pay extra 40 dollars. I ask for the manager, and Italian mob looking guy came out and heard my story and said three dances and walked away despite my and Tanners pleas.
Tanner said please don't stop coming back to this club.

So I left 100 dollars and told them to keep the change, because I didn't want the things get ugly.(Well Tanner wasn't gonna take her cut.) I and Tanner was say 90 percent sure that they have called second two for one. But obviously they are so desperate for money and intentionally pulling this crap. I went back and left 20 more told them this is how you lose your customer. I went to that club since I was in high school almost twenty years ago when it was Valley Ball. That was the moment when this relationship ended.

I have had a dancer in Vegas ripped me off, but NEVER A CLUB MANAGEMENT INTENTIONALLY RIP OFF CUSTOMERS.

I didn't had a drop of alcohol in my system that night. But if you are drunk, you might want to leave all your money and cards at the door as well.

THEY ARE CRIMINAL AND WILL SAY AND DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THEIR ENDS MEET. BEWARE PATRONS.

(I used to frequent Valley Rouge last three years.
But since the quality of the club totally plummeted (filled with desperate fat single moms who will slap my hands when my hands were on their knees when I was trying to be only polite) I was told by my pal who works there all the good one went to Vegas) Maybe my strip club days are over.

Top Back Home

Date: 7/5/2009 10:34pm Whois Name: SNEEKS (12)
Delete Subject: SUNDAY NIGHT ROLL CALL
JENNY
SERENA
LILIANA
VICTORIA
MELISSA
DIAMOND
BREANNA
LEEANNE
JAMIE

Top Back Home

Date: 7/4/2009 10:33pm Whois Name: SNEEKS (11)
Delete Subject: 4TH OF JULY ROLL CALL
EGYPT
LEEANNE
MELISSA
OKSANA
MISSY
VICTORIA
SWEETNESS

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!

Top Back Home

Date: 6/27/2009 2:06pm Whois Name: storm23 (29)
Delete Subject: Natasha
Can someone tell me what Natasha looks like? I'd like to know if she's the same Natasha that worked at the BE LAX a couple of years ago. Thanks.

Top Back Home

Date: 6/22/2009 3:01am Whois Name: idiot (New)
Delete Subject: Nice place
They have some good looking dancers, but they need to advertise more, and lower their dance prices. Does anybody know the name of the waitress? She's hispanic. She should be dancing too.
Club 3 Dancers 3 Attitude 4

Top Back Home

Date: 6/10/2009 6:03am Whois Name: sinister632 (26)
Delete Subject: Hazel
Is That the Same Hazel who use to work @ the Rio?????????

Top Back Home

Date: 6/9/2009 12:12am Whois Name: louis (5282)
Delete Subject: There's No Reason To Go Here,
I came by this club last Friday Night around Midnight. The place was DEADER than DEAD. I saw about 10 dancers and about 10 PL's. It was so depressing even one of the dancers sitting with me for a bit told me she agreed the $25 topless dances they charge here is outragious and the owners are so Greedy and Stupid. She told me it was her last day & was planning to leave elsewhere and find a better club were the prices are reasonable for a customer who wants to actually buy some dances.

She told me she wouldn't be surprised if this club closed down soon as it's been VERY BAD IN THERE!!!! Most of the girls were 6-7's much better lookers here than at Players,Godfathers,Vintage Industrial strip but that's not saying much as those 3 are poorest selection of dancers in the S.F. Valley like this one.

One stand out was Miranda(I believe that's her name) as she is this hot all-American blonde bimbo with a beautiful face and very nice athletic body. She looked to be early 20's, I would have tried her but the prices here are too rich for my blood in wanting to spend .

I haven't been back here in 3 years when this club was then known as Valley Ball. Even back then the prices they were charging were much higher at $30 topless, $45 Nudes(Are they Insane charging those Prices?).

Anyway, I was taking a long pissed in their pisser room and notice a poster on the wall inside the room with their current prices. It's $20 topless,$35 Nudes before 10PM everyday and after 10Pm til closing time the prices are inflated to $25 topless $40 Nudes. It's no wonder the club was Dead when I got there when you have at least 40+ clubs(most in the valley) I'm aware of that their topless dances are lower than $25.

The songs were not cut that much, But then again they were playing single songs for most of my stay. I left after 30 minutes and they did end up playing one 2 for 1 which was cut somewhat as to make it seem as if you were getting a good deal which you definitely not getting.

PS, I happen to see my friend Deuce's favorite gal from yesteryear Grandma "Manuella" in the House. Man, That gal has been there for a very LOOOOOoooog time. I think someone told me they first remembered her dancing here during the President Jimmy Carter's Administration or was that Ronald Reagan?

Hmmmm, I wonder what's the guiness book of World Records for a stripper staying at One particular club for the longest time. If their was some sort of record on this I'm sure she would be in the running. She's got to have at least a good 25+ years under her belt here if not that longer I would think.

Anyway, Not sure why anyone want to come here when you have much better deals elsewhere. Just wanted to post my findings and Warned everyone else, But looks as though many others have beat me to the punch with their negative reviews of this place. Just my 2 cents, I WON'T BE BACK!!!
Club 0.5 Dancers 1.5 Attitude 0.5 Nasty Factor 0.5

Top Back Home

Date: 6/2/2009 12:10pm Whois Name: dragonslayer (5)
Delete Subject: TR
these place is a waste of tiem and money

Top Back Home

Date: 5/27/2009 3:40pm Whois Name: bruno (19)
Delete Subject: TR
Visited the club last nite to check out the amateur contest. I was surprised by the level of talent. I was like Damn! Boy did they had some hotties competing last nite. Can't say the same thing about the most of the regular club dancers. To begin with, there weren't that many working last nite. On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say most were about a six. I only saw two cuties that are worth mentioning. One was Tyler and the other was a beautiful Polish/Italian brunette who went by either Gina or Jenna. Tyler is a blond who is just stunning. She has a very pretty face and a gorgeous body. I especially loved that bubble butt of hers. She's easily Hawaiian tropic model material. She gives a pretty hot dance as well. If this girl worked at the VU or the Rhino she would be a star, she's that hot.

On a negative note, The dances are kind of expensive at $40 a pop for a full nude. I also noticed that song lengths were being cut on the 2 for 1 specials they ran.

Top Back Home

Date: 5/10/2009 12:05am Whois Name: SNEEKS (7)
Delete Subject: SATURDAY NIGHT ROLL CALL
CHARLIE
PERSIA
SIREN
SWEETNESS
KIERA
BRIDGETTE
EGYPT
HAZEL
MELISSA
SUNNY
MIKAYLA
JENNY
OKSANA
SERENITY
JORDYN
NAOMI
AMARIE
NIKKITA
SADIE
ROXY
RAQUEL

Top Back Home

Date: 4/13/2009 11:07pm Whois Name: polarbruin Z-VIP Member (45)
Delete Subject: Alexis
Is Alexis still around? I know she's sort of come and gone from time to time.

Top Back Home

Date: 4/8/2009 5:26pm Whois Name: technoviking (2)
Delete Subject:
too bad this club se to be cool.

Top Back Home

Date: 3/7/2009 2:46pm Whois Name: bangrrrrr (266)
Delete Subject: Avoid this place
Showed up last night to check out the new VB.

Nothing has changed at this place. It's a damn shame.
Avoid it, it's just not worth the hassle.

From the jerk waitress to jerk floaters and so on. And the dancers, nothing great to comment about.

The people are just so bloody rude to you it makes you want to open up a strip club on the same block and put these dumb ass slobs out of business.

The losers who pay to go to this club should have their collective head examined.

Enjoy how much it sucks.

Top Back Home

Date: 3/1/2009 7:19pm Whois Name: TaosHum (220)
Delete Subject:
just... baffling... then again, it's not my business...

So... if I goto Bare Elegance after 10:00 PM on a Friday or Saturday, I'm paying $25 for topless???

Hello???

What... what UNIVERSE are you guys living in???

I was in different parts of the Valley the last few days, I see big businesses GOING OUT OF BUSINESS all over the place, you see the "official" unemployment rate for Los Angeles over 10% and yet... Bare Elegance is going to tap me for an extra $5 bucks for a topless dance? LOL!

There's no reason to go here. Unreal! If anything, Bare should be offering $15 topless specials to get people back after trying to screw people for so long with outrageous prices, instead, they're sticking with the same business practices that worked a few years ago when all the idiots were running around spending their refinancing money thinking it would never have to be paid back. Ask Warren Buffett if the investment paradigm has changed.

Meanwhile, if it's Friday night, where am I going to go? Here? LOL! Yeah, riiiight... There's DVNH, Rouge Van Nuys and Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys all roughly in the same area and they offer $20 topless dances... hmmm... gee, that's a real tough decision... pay $5 MORE to goto Bare or go somewhere else... I don't even count Blue Zebra and the 300 pounders there but they too offer $20 dances...

Top Back Home

Date: 2/28/2009 10:41pm Whois Name: jjjj (New)
Delete Subject: jade
jade hot girl nice tits
Club 3.5 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 4

Top Back Home

Date: 2/28/2009 2:32am Whois Name: vbegirl (New)
Delete Subject: club info
The dance prices have been lowered topless dances are $20 from 11 am to 10 pm $25 from 10 pm to close, nude dances are $35 from 11am to 10 pm and $40 from 10 pm to close. There are nude dance sets and half hours which of course have been lowered as well but the prices of them have escaped my mind at this time.

The name has been changed to the Bare Elegance, they are in the process of changing the signs.

Any other questions or concerns???????
Club 4 Dancers 4 Attitude 4

Top Back Home

Date: 2/24/2009 9:11pm Whois Name: TaosHum (219)
Delete Subject:
well... guess NOBODY has checked this club out yet... everybody's fingers are still burning from the previous $45 dance prices.

Unless I hear different, I'm going to ASSuME... that prices are still OUTRAGEOUS here and continue boycotting this club...

Top Back Home

Date: 2/21/2009 1:33am Whois Name: Rhino_Poop (62)
Delete Subject: Sign Change
Ladies, PL's and yes even Gerbils the sign has been changed!

It now reads "Valley Bare Elegance" why they havn't taken down the original signs is anybody's guess, they're not lit, just there...

Went by around 1am took a L@@Ksy and there it was!

Will get my Wingman maybe tomorrow and go check out the inside or maybe next week for my Birthday! Lap Dance & Birthday works for me!!!




Just Dropin My Load,
Rhino Poop

Top Back Home

Date: 2/20/2009 5:07pm Whois Name: TaosHum (216)
Delete Subject:
so what are the prices now? Are you saying it's $20 for topless and $35 for full nude? Also... any Asian dancers here? If so, I'd like to check it out...

Top Back Home

Date: 2/16/2009 1:09pm Whois Name: kobe88 (186)
Delete Subject: new name
RP & Spooky, I drove by this club Sunday night on the way to another SC. It looks like the sign out front say's "Valley Bare Elegance". There is still a Valley Ball sign too. Needless to say, I didn't go in. I used to be a regular PL here, but not any more.

RP, I agree there are better values at other neighboring clubs. The SF Valley is flooded with clubs.

Spooky, Shaq seemed rejuvenated and PLayed with a lot of energy last night. He only PLayed 11 minutes though.

Top Back Home

Date: 2/16/2009 7:06am Whois Name: John_Cena (160)
Delete Subject: Spooky
Brethren, I write no new command to you, but an old commandment which you have had from the beginning. The old commandment is the Word which you heard from the beginning

1 John 2:7

Top Back Home

Date: 2/16/2009 1:13am Whois Name: Rhino_Poop (61)
Delete Subject: What! No Trip Report ???
Did anybody go to the Cum See the newly remolded Club of what ever name and Valentines Day Party!!!

Everyone can on the dancers, management, lap dance prices, yet can't say anything nice about the club!

$35 Lap dances That's nice, can go down the street and get 2-4-1 lap dance $40 any day or night of the week!





Just Dropin My Load!
Rhino Poop

Top Back Home

Date: 2/15/2009 11:44pm Whois Name: Spooky (351)
Delete Subject: kobe88
Nice going Kobe,

Co-MVP for tonight with Shaq-Diesel

Top Back Home

Date: 2/15/2009 1:24pm Whois Name: kobe88 (185)
Delete Subject: Bare Elegance
So there is two Bare Elegances' now ? Same owners and same club name.

Top Back Home

Date: 2/15/2009 10:01am Whois Name: Jack_B (1)
Delete Subject: New price
The Valley Ball changed its name to Bare Elegance and the lap dance price has been lowered to $35. This is more realistic when compared to other strip club lap dance prices.

Top Back Home

Date: 2/10/2009 4:37pm Whois Name: charleyhorse (64)
Delete Subject: Thursday Party at the VB
A friend that works at the Valley Ball inform me today that they are having a Customer appreciation Party this Thursday - February 12. If this party is like all the previous ones, this is the chance for all pl's that complaint about this club's prices to get topless and nude lapdances at 1/2 price. There will be lots of naked ladies and food , be there early.

Top Back Home

Date: 2/9/2009 12:31pm Whois Name: thekidquik (5)
Delete Subject: christmas 2008
i like going to the blue zebra but went to valley ball one time last christmas was curious if any clubs were open there was a black girl that was there she has blond hair what is her name b/c she gave me a lap dance i will never forget

Top Back Home

Date: 2/7/2009 4:33pm Whois Name: Jack_B (New)
Delete Subject: Where's Alina?
There was a hot Latina dancer named Alina. I haven't seen her around for weeks. Where'd she go?
Club 3 Dancers 3 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 4

Top Back Home

Date: 2/6/2009 11:17pm Whois Name: polarbruin Z-VIP Member (43)
Delete Subject: Fire incident
I've never been to that club in any of its incarnations, and to my knowledge have never seen the dancer, but I think that's just incredibly sad. I wish her the best and hope they catch those creeps.

Top Back Home

Date: 2/5/2009 12:11pm Whois Name: charleyhorse (63)
Delete Subject: dancer set on fire at local club
Can you believe it, a dancer was doused and set on fire at the Babes and Beer in Reseda, what has this world come to?

see the full report here:

http://cbs2.com/local/Babes.and.Beer.2.9...

Top Back Home

Date: 1/27/2009 3:31pm Whois Name: ClubRat (8)
Delete Subject: This Place is Too Expensive
Low mileage, average girls, way too expensive...need I say more.

Top Back Home

Date: 1/20/2009 6:33pm Whois Name: jimmyZ (3)
Delete Subject: louis
It's great to see you on this board Louis. I hope you contribute to it dud.

Top Back Home

Date: 1/20/2009 4:05pm Whois Name: louis (5065)
Delete Subject: Re: Jade
She moved to Deja Vu-Industry.

Top Back Home

Date: 1/20/2009 3:59pm Whois Name: revoemag (55)
Delete Subject: jade
I know this was mentioned before, but where did Jade Hsu go off to? I cant for the life of me remember.

Top Back Home

Date: 1/15/2009 2:17pm Whois Name: predator (76)
Delete Subject: Good start for the year.
Quinn: Smokin' hot. Sexy slanky body. Smokin' hot. This is what Alyssa could have become. Tone muscular goodness. Seductive, pretty eyes.

Sienna: It's a marvel seeing her twirling her lithe slender body of a model. It's a compliment when I say that she is a young Ann Coulter. Sienna's is probably half of Coulter's age. Incredible taste in music. She's a chameleon, as she went through a Paris Hilton phase in the past.

Alexis: Yes. She still has the best body in the Valley. I remember when they use to call Jesse Ventura, "The Body." Great spunky vivacious personality. Catch her at 4-Play sometimes.

As a brother, this is a good start for Obamelot. Surprisingly, I'm now throwing my full passion and support for Obama to rescue us out of this "Depression". You can't help it, as the media is making comparisons to FDR and Lincoln.

Still, quite pricey. But what a good throwback.
Club 2 Dancers 4 Attitude 4

Top Back Home

Date: 1/3/2009 9:27am Whois Name: x-phile (269)
Delete Subject: Roses among thorns.
I agree with the consensus. But I am getting too old probably facing death soon, so I try to look at the good in all situations.

Most of my faves have moved to other clubs or retired.

Tyler is amazing. She's transforming into a different dancer. Both versions are beautiful. She definitely has the moves.

Quinn is getting more feminine, curvy, sexy and hot.

The greatest turnaround of DJ's is slowly stabilizing. I miss Don. The DJ's are getting more sober and normal. The DejaVu-wannabe MC was a trip. The current DJ's are making better efforts balancing classic picks and current hits. The mixture between classic rock, acid rock, hard-core rock, alternative rock, hair metal, goth death metal, 80's music, pop, hip-hop, rap, R&B, dance, trance, rave, electronica, emo, ballads, opera, foreign, and etc. is improving. I appreciate dancers that bring their own CD's sharing their creativity and individuality.

Tuesday nights' new talent/ fresh meat is still good.

I imagine the explosion of the number of clubs coupled with the economic crisis has hammered the industry.

Things has got to get better.
Club 3 Dancers 3 Attitude 3.5

Top Back Home

Date: 12/17/2008 10:48pm Whois Name: laplonging (11)
Delete Subject: more money
Yeah, it's still overpriced at $45 nude, though they do 2 for 1s all the time and the songs are longer than most places--more like Bare Elegance, which has the same money hungry owner. I never saw three 9s and a couple of 8s, but I did see a few nice girls and one true 10 on a Saturday (I've forgotten her name, but she only dances Saturdays) and the show is fine and close-up. It feels a lot like a family there, which is kind of nice, depending on your mood. As for the prices, I don't get it. I've been there 4 or 5 times over the last two months and NO ONE IS GETTING DANCES, just like Bare Elegance, because the price is just too high.

Top Back Home

Date: 12/17/2008 4:53pm Whois Name: TaosHum (182)
Delete Subject:
yeah... you'll need more money... might want to stock up 2 days in advance, get $300 from the ATM both times and you'll have enough to ??? get a few songs?

Is this place still insanely overpriced? That's why I haven't been here in years. Last I heard, it was $45 for nude? so with a $5 tip you are at $50!!! PER SONG!!!

F ME! Maybe there's still some people running around with a bunch of money they don't know what to do with but... what % of the population still has this kind of money? Do they all congregate HERE?

Weird...

Top Back Home

Date: 12/15/2008 7:47pm Whois Name: spaz1984 (13)
Delete Subject: exceded expectations
So lately the strip club scene has taken a bit of a dive for me and since I had business in Van Nuys I decided it was a rare opportunity to check this place out and it really is quite a ways out there and much sketchier than I had expected.

Once you get past the location though, I'd say that it was a great club. No entry fee, just a $5.25 drink minimum between 6 and 8 which worked out for me, $3 to $5 valet parking, which later I felt I should have just gone for.

Inside the club is warm, the lights are brighter than most, and there was actually a girl dancing on stage, unlike many of the dying clubs I've been to lately! True the selection of dancers was slim, and I didn't get a chance to talk to any or get any laps because I was in a hurry, but I would say that there were three 9s and two 8s, so I'll take quality over quantity anytime.

Great floor show and really tempting back room for private dances.

I will have to go back with more time and money.

fyi this was a friday at 6pm and probably not typical of the other days and times.
Club 3.5 Dancers 4 Attitude 3.5 Nasty Factor 3.5

Top Back Home

Date: 10/12/2008 10:16pm Whois Name: namfuakydna (11)
Delete Subject: Vanessa
Does anyone know if the Vanessa listed on the schedule is the same Vanessa who used to dance at CLOZ? Tall, skinny brunette...usually wore red...would poke her nipples through dollar bills.

Top Back Home

Date: 10/9/2008 9:34pm Whois Name: Spawn (498)
Delete Subject: Hey Randy
I'm doing great now! July 23rd I had major surgery (Full Knee Replacement), it was HELL, but now I'm ALA Lee Majors! Now I can walk like anybody else. Still in therapy - That's LIFE!

First Jeff, now Tom - Yeah life is Precious!

May You Both R.I.P.

Top Back Home

Date: 10/8/2008 12:43am Whois Name: RandyJohnson (34)
Delete Subject: OMG Tom's now gone!
Spawn,

I don't know how that news got by me though I'm not exactly as dialed in as I used to be; however, I'd see him every so often at the Classy Lady. Well, another one bites the dust. Sorry to hear the news. The "Candy Man" was a classic. I always liked him. I hope all is well with you. RJ

P.S. Just another reminder of how short and precious life is.
Club 3 Dancers 3 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 3

Top Back Home

Date: 10/5/2008 4:02pm Whois Name: kobe88 (90)
Delete Subject: Tom
Spawn, I remember Tom too from the good old days at VB. Actually, I guess it was the Oddball then. Remember when it was called "The Arches"?

Top Back Home

Date: 9/29/2008 9:03pm Whois Name: Woman Z-VIP Member (102)
Delete Subject: Candy Man Tom
I remember the candy man. He was always so relaxed and nice to see. Always with a good attitude and he would always put a smile on my face. I have not seen him in so long but I am crying because he was always so nice to visit with.

I miss you Tom. RIP

Top Back Home

Date: 9/29/2008 5:28pm Whois Name: charleyhorse (61)
Delete Subject: info request
First of all Rest In Peace Candyman. Would anybody describe the dayshift dancers Erica and Crystal for me, also has any PL gotten dances with them. Thanks in advance. Peace out.

Top Back Home

Date: 9/21/2008 5:06pm Whois Name: Cartoon_Guy (77)
Delete Subject: Candy Man
I remember the Candy Man. He used to hang out at the Stargarden Club almost every night, but I also remember seeing him from time to time at the VB.

Any word on how he died?

-Cartoon Guy

Top Back Home

Date: 9/17/2008 11:20pm Whois Name: Spawn (487)
Delete Subject: Candy Man R.I.P.
To all the dancers day shift as well as nite shift, I am sorry to inform you one of the nicest guys "Tom" known as the Candy Man has passed away!

He was about 6'5", Glasses, always wore a black vest, black pants & boots, salt and pepper hair, always gave a two dollar tip with a Carmel Candy on the stage. Quiet guy, rode his Harley in the summer and black mustang in the winter.

Tom - You will be missed - R.I.P.

Top Back Home

Date: 9/8/2008 7:26pm Whois Name: billofla (1)
Delete Subject: STILL SOME GREAT GIRLS
ALLEY AND ERICA WERE NICE, AND really MADE YOU FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE. LIKE THEY WERE NOT JUST COLLECTING MONEY, BUT SEEKING TO GIVE YOU A PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCE. AND THEY DID. THIS IS DESPITE THE CLUB BEING A BIT SLOW NOWADAYS.
Club 1.5 Dancers 4 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 2.5

Top Back Home

Date: 9/7/2008 11:13am Whois Name: kobe88 (70)
Delete Subject: Question
Does this club still suck?

Top Back Home

Date: 8/12/2008 12:15am Whois Name: Dayfid (24)
Delete Subject: Alexis
Awesome night at the Bare, Alexis, hope you won the dance contest. From the guy you ran into in the parking lot.
Club 3 Dancers 2 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 2

Top Back Home

Date: 8/2/2008 8:33pm Whois Name: Lapito_Ergo_Cum (245)
Delete Subject: Sadie
I'm pretty sure it's a different one.

-LEC

Top Back Home

Date: 8/2/2008 7:52pm Whois Name: jt2010 (14)
Delete Subject: Re: Sadie
Is this the skinny blonde Sadie from the late '90s. Or a different one? The one I remember went to bartend at Gotham City, now aka Godfather's. Did she come back?

Top Back Home

Date: 7/17/2008 11:06pm Whois Name: Lapito_Ergo_Cum (203)
Delete Subject: Lucky, Sadie
Two transplants from SRR. Better hurry up, rumor has it they're planning a permanent run to Las Vegas! Can't speak to the quality of Sadie's dances, but Lucky is a whole new experience.

Her dances aren't measured by the song, but by calories burned. The girl has energy. If you're just looking for miles, I don't think this is the girl for you, but if you're looking for a workout you'll never forget, take your heart meds and hold on! (If you're suicidal, buy her a Red Bull first.) The experience isn't for everybody, but if a hot, sweaty (literally) time is what you're looking for, you've hit the jackpot.

Everybody should try her once, just to see . . .

Top Back Home

Date: 7/17/2008 9:57pm Whois Name: funandsun (33)
Delete Subject: how about these
anyone have a dance with lucky or sadie...wondering how much money to bring...thanks out

Top Back Home

Date: 7/16/2008 10:38pm Whois Name: polarbruin Z-VIP Member (38)
Delete Subject: Alexis
Good to see you're back.

Top Back Home

Date: 7/16/2008 9:54pm Whois Name: kobe88 (51)
Delete Subject: Rip off ?
Is this place still overpriced ?

Does dude still stare at you when you get your dances ?

Top Back Home

Date: 7/11/2008 8:13pm Whois Name: GeorgeBush (6)
Delete Subject: Sabrina
Does Sabrina still work here?

Top Back Home

Date: 7/8/2008 11:12am Whois Name: TaosHum (137)
Delete Subject:
how could anybody verify anything? You have to be a max contract NBA player to afford to go here...

Top Back Home

Date: 7/5/2008 10:07am Whois Name: a_road_dawg (2)
Delete Subject: Day Shift Q
Can someone verify that Kali West & Angel are back during day shifts?

Top Back Home

Footer


Sirius Satellite Radio Inc.

One_120x600