Actually this is a two part review as I also showed up on Saturday night. So on Saturday (3-10-12) got around 11PM to a packed house(What else is new?) as it was standing room only once I entered inside.
First up, I got with a tall long lean model type white girl going by Aubrey? or was it Audrey? I can't exactly remember her name, but she's 5'8" (without heels) but with them on she's an AMAZON about 6'3" that really stands out from the rest. She has the same exact body figure to JayBEE(I thought it was her at first) very slender model type figure. She has small 
boobs 
, but a nice ass but not that thick as I would like.
I did a 3-fer $20 topless and she gave a good grind and nice sensual dance. She told me she's originally coming from the Body Shop. She also told me that club basically sucks ass as it's a hard sale to make 
as the prices are way too expensive & most guys really don't buy any dances in there. I told her last time I was at the body-shop back in 2006 I remember topless being $25, Nudes at $45 and not sure but think the vip half hour was $600+. Also with no self parking(only valet parking at $20) plus $20 more at the door who the fuck would wanna go there, LOL.
I did not try the small twins but pretty sure Feeding were accesible if I wanted some. What I like best about her is she has that very girly young squeaky voice. I was almost tempted to take her to the VIP room and to tell her to talked sexually dirty to me with that young girly voice, but decided to try someone else LOL.
I then got with one of the bigger girls at the club(Name to remain nameless). I have seen her off & on 3 or 4 times in the past 2 years. I first did 3 for $20 and she always pushes for vip room with me & have never done one before. Last time I asked her if I take her back in the VIP room is FS on the Menu? She told me yes it is without flinching. So I asked her this time after the 3 for $20 was done "Can I get Full Service"? as she knows I'm not L.E. and has remembered me from before. She said yeah let's go.
So we go back there I place $150 into the Friggin' machine and figured no more than $100 extra should do the trick.(the deed). So I pop on a Jimmy Hat on top of my long golden brown snake and then she tells me it's $300.
Ok, I then said $150 into the machine and $150 more as tip for FS? She then tells me NO, IT'S $300 MORE ON TOP OF THE $150 already paid on the machine.
WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? You mean to tell me $450 altogether for 30 minutes? Jesus Christ, I was somewhat pissed & taking aback, but was already stuck with paying $150 into the machine.
So I declined FS, But boy was I horny, But not that horny to give up that much more . I didn't think being that she's a Big Fat Chick she would be that picky in charging me so much. I guess you can say she was trying to charge me a dollar by the pound as she does have a lot of meat on her and her belly believe it or not is twice as big as mine(Not kidding here fellas).
So I told her NO, and decided to make the best of it. Plenty of full contact and she does give a High Mileage dance and good hard grind. She did Bitch at me for a bit that I was squeezing her thigh too hard.
She did a few positions I sugggested but when I suggested she do again later on some more reverse cowgirl grind so I can watch that Booty jiggle while laying flat on my back, She Bitches at me she doesn't do that. Also was complaining of having a bad back. She didn't give me much attitude and I was able to finish with 5 minutes to spare in my 30-minute session, but like I said my gameboy had to stay inside my pants.
She knew I finished and know she didn't hit me up for tip. I don't think I will ever see her again especially since she didn't bring up the price of FS in advance before we went back there, But I also blame myself as I thought it wasn't going to cost me that much to fork over in order to pork her. So that was pretty much it for Saturday as I left in a so/so mood.
So Round two to DV-COI I came by again this time on Wednesday Night (3-14-12). About 20 dancers in the building and pretty good amount of PL's. Maybe 30 in total at around 11pm and it got a bit more crowded but started dying down at 12 midnight.
I saw this one Asian Chick going by Elizah? Man, Did she have such a round ASS-Bubble Booty with really wide hips. Short girl, but what stood out was that ASS.
I notice she is pregnant(she told me 7 months to be exact). Not such a big deal to me, but she was trying to hide her belly with her one piece dress, but told her pull the dress up It turns me on more. We did a 3-fer $20 topless. Great grind and loved squeezing those fat ASS-Cheeks she's got. She was really cool and afterward she came back to sit with me to chat. She showed me her cellphone pic. in what she look like before she got pregnant. That chick was really thin before, but gain 40 pounds extra with the pregnancy. Personally I like her the way she is now as she's got booty for days. So after 10 minutes of chit-chating decided to do another 3-fer $20 and plenty of full contact. I love feeling up her pregnant belly, but she kept putting my hands on her boobs, but kept placing my hands back at the belly and ASS. She told me with the pregnancy her boobs have gotten two sizes bigger, but the ASian PL's don't pay attention to her anymore since she's gotten big. I notice as well she would hit up any Brother(Afro-American) once they entered the club like most big girls tend to do, LOL
So after her, I notice this tall big bone(sorta Fat) chick going by Issa? or Isa? Not sure how she spells it. Anway she is half Spanish(Spainard) and half Japanese actually born there but doesn't speak Japanese fluently, but does speak Espanol.
This girl is another cool chick, I did a 3-fer $20 and then another $40 more on the topless area. Really good grind and very fun dancer to talked to as she likes to laugh. What stood her out from the rest of the dancers is she's got 36 Double D NATURALS!!!!
YOU READING THIS DR.SAL?( I hope JimmyBoy doesn't see this LOL)
she did a little bit of Russian, but her dances are more of the front & back lap grind combination. I then told her JUST TO STICK TO RUSSIAN on my last $20 place into the machine and not moved from there.
Just like training a Bitch(A Dog) in order to make her sit, Issa is also very obedient and sat down while laying those natural boobs on top of my 9-inch erected game-boy.
So after 2 1/2 minutes or so I WAMO-BAMO-THANK-U-MAM as I was on my way out like volcano eruption. She did not hit me up for a tip as she knew I finished and almost black-out as it was that intense. I ended up tipping her(normally I don't do that Sh*t) as my way of the Ass-hole tax for pleasing me. I think more can be offered in the VIP room, but did not asked her what she offers back there as I didn't intend on spending a lot of .
She told me her schedule is normally Thursday,Friday, & Sunday Nights and YOUR WELCOME DR.SAL, but you probably already know her since she told me she's been working there for 8-9 months time, Although it was my first time ever noticing her working at this club.
PS, by the way I want to thank Elizah for hooking me up with 5 vip passes to the club, but don't need them really since I already have a VIP Pass which last me 6 Months.
Next Future Trip Report where do you fellas suggest I go next ???????
jimmyboy said:
Yep I saw this. Lol. Don't know who she is though.
[LouASS]-->Darn IT(sorry Sal). Jimmy she looks Latina(she didn't look Japanese to me). She is about 5'8" really thick big boned was wearing a corset to cover up her belly and has sandy blonde hair. Also has a nice plump booty as well to hold on to. Her
sal_acious said:
Brutha Lou, Why don't you go to NICOLAS for your Next Future Trip Report? I don't think you've ever been there. Right?
[LouASS]--->Actually I went there once(Asked Spawn) and met up with him & his Wingman some 5 years ago. I like the club, but the $20 lap dances for a topless only club kinda seem high in comparison to Sam's & Alameda Strip which only charge $10. The good thing though is at least the dances are done in private unlike most other Liquir joints.
JoeZilla said:
That tripped me out cause I think there are two pregnant chicks working there....
[LouASS]-->Elizah also told me that while we were taking a brief break. She didn't know her name, but said the other pregnant chick was there earlier in the day. Yeah she had no problem showing that pregnant belly off to me when I requested her to pull her dress up to see the goods rather than being a shame and hiding it from me at first. What I like most about pregnant chicks though is how their booty's get so much BIGGER & WIDER in the hips
BBWLover said:
PLson rides again, lol. Next trip should be DVO. Girls there now are going dirty:-)). I'll email later.
[LouASS]-->REALLY????? I look forward to your email
BBWLover said:
PLson rides again, lol. Next trip should be DVO. Girls there now are going dirty:-)). I'll email later.
[LouASS]--> Man BBWLover (LOL), For a guy in his 70's you sure have a DIRTY PERVERTED Fucken MIND in wanting to know the dancers name that wanted
Yeah I got your email and sent you reply back POPS. Please don't tell GM-Sherry or anyone else it might get her fired.
Monga Akbar said:
C'mon brutha, you put $150 in the machine and you had not discussed price wit her? Gotta call you out for acting like newbie brutha :-(. And no way is that chica worth $450 for 30 minutos. I remember who you talking about. You can bang a chica with that body type down south for 30 minutes for less than $70. Monga
[LouASS]-->Yeah Monga, I blame myself as unfortunately my wrong head was doing all the Fucking thinking for me. I did expect to tip somewhere around $100(didn't think she would charge so much since she's a big chick) and could have pulled the extra
I did CUMplete though in the vip room as it was a good dance, but yeah I rather have gotten FS to tell you the truth.
To be honest NO CHICA is worth $450 for 30 minutes as I agree with you. I wouldn't even pay J-LO or a young Salma Hayek that price even if they were offering there booty's to me.
I forgot to add after about 10 minutes into the VIP dance she told me If I gave her $250 more I could still get FS rather than paying $300, But I pass as I'm not that desperate, lol.
I also see ads all the time on backpage with $150 full hour even one the other day from a young bubble booty blonde charging $120 for the hour. Even quickies for 15 to 30 minutes that charge much less than that. I'm probably going to quit this board and go back to the Erotic Review. Strippers are too expensive for FS.
It was fun while it lasted fellas. Good Night.
BBWLover said:
Nitro works at coi Tu Wed Fri
also union station
hotrod said:
Louis I don't know? Can't believe you got sucker punch there. I guess you need to have Sal teach you how to get them for FREE. They all laugh at me for spending a lot less. Its that backpage or exotic review adds. Never seen or read them. Assume they are like te Old Craiglist adds. 1st you don't know whos on the other side of that post. Is it LF? A Strapped Pimp Daddy? Faggot Fready? Take your changes! With the right girls the SC dancer don't have to be expensive. I try to know them B4 I VIP. I also, don't VIP looking 4 FS, just allow it to happen. The ones you chase never do. If ya just need to get-off try Mongas TJ. Probably OK. You need Buddies w/1 spanish speaking. Stay away from Street girls. Maybe miniors, prolly Sex ttraffic slaves. You don't want to meet their Bosses or the Mexican LF that might get you. Remember this is not the US. If you get busted there for soliciting or trafficing u get busted by Hiliary Clintons Crew. Big clubs are prolly OK. Just like Vegas Buddy ranches are legal and the street girls are a crime. Than you got the local street girls.Havn't done that since the 90s. At least you see what your getting at TJ prices? There ios a LEARNING CURVE for SAFTY there. Similar concerns as internet and TJ street girls. So, your safest bet is strippers. Thats why I get close to them. You get toknow wat to expect.
[LouASS]--> I look at ads all over sipsap,eros-LA, backpage,cityvibe,etc. but then go to TheEroticReview.com(the King of Info.'s on Hoes) to see if the girl I'm interested in has any reviews. I don't do this all time, Just once in a blue moon, but if I see she has good positive reviews from others than I know she is Legit & not an undercover or rip-off con artist. Yeah erotic-review charges for membership at $25 a Month(used to be $20
I have never been rip-off from seeing SEXcorts as I know which one's are the rip-offs & others who treat customers like a king, but if I don't see any reviews on her that I'm interested in seeing, Well I stay away and have to see at least a few reviews to know more or less what I'm getting myself into.
Yeah dancers for me have been expensive. I too don't always look for FS when I go to the club. If I can I rather just get off on $20 or $40 bucks(as cheap as possible) on a lapdance rather than paying such a large price for FS, But sometimes I get in that mood you know where I want it bad that my little fella takes over on me.
So you know I don't always bring condoms with me when I enter the club, But lately it has gotten out of hand(time for sex rehab?) Mexico is a lot cheaper and am aware of that and thanks for the advice. I did meet up with this one chick at another COI club a coupla months ago where I got a set price for VIP FS action(no surprises) we did it, and now wants to meet me OTC for FS. I have seen her twice at her club have her phone# & all but am hesitant in bringing her over my place. Prolly will do it in hotel room sometime soon.
Sorry fellas but am keeping this strippa's Identity to myself & don't wanna share this info. for now.
The Vu OnMain said:
Her name is Audrey.... She is also a regular at the VU OnMain...
[LouASS]-->Are you the poster formerly known as AFTERHOURS_VU? Or are you someone else? If this is AfterHours VU when are you going to post VIP Pictures of the new club on Main Street? I want to see how the couches(VIP ROOMS) look that this club is charging $300 on those rather than $150 at the other deja vu club chains.
SecretAznMan said:
Daaaaaamn, Zbone got a major facelift after I've been MIA for a couple of months! Good to see you keeping it alive Lou!
[LouASS]-->Thanks S.A.M., It's good to see you're alive too. I can't take all the credit as we have many others who also contribute to this site. It's also nice to see MANY dancers not hiding from fake PL handles anymore like before and actually contributing to this site as well unlike zbone 1.0 where most of them feared us & wouldn't post anything, LOL
The Vu OnMain said:
BBWLover said:
Nitro works at coi Tu Wed Fri
also union station
[LouASS]-->Wow, Johny Nitro sure gets around. I wonder why he quit posting roll calls on this board?
