March 23, 2012 10:49 PM PDT
you guys don't like smelly dancers, i don't like smelly customers. if i can smell your bad breath, your armpits, or your fishy dick through your pants, you shouldn't be in the club.
just like you guys don't like girls who sit there when you clearly aren't interested, i don't like guys who aren't interested in getting a dance but grab me as i walk by, and want me to stand there while they grope me for no money.
you guys don't like girls who ask for tips, i don't like guys who always want some kind of deal or something for free. i constantly get asked if i can give a "sample" before they get a dance. um, no. the sample is the ten dollar dance, scrooge.
you guys don't like air dances. i don't like guys who sit on their hands during dances. i'm not saying stick your fingers inside me, but at least put your hands on my waist or thighs. i'd like to think you're somewhat interested.
i have extremely sensitive nipples, and not the good kind of sensitive. i hate when guys twist them, pinch them, or graze them with their rough ass hands. if you want to play with my tits, grab the whole boob and squeeze!
touching my pussy, face, mouth, hair during a dance. this should be an obvious thing not to do. its creepy and unsanitary. just spank me instead.
and last. the club may be fun for you, and for me it is sometimes too, but it is still my JOB. don't come in trying to be captain save a hoe telling me i'm "too pretty for this" (i'm too pretty to flip burgers) or i'm "too smart for this" (i'm too smart to pass up making this much money in college) or that you will "take care" of me. i will not go to dinner with you, i will not be your facebook friend. if i give you my number, it's so you can contact me when you want to come into the club so i can make sure i'm there, not because we are going to start dating. i have made friends with customers before, but nothing more than that.
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