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Luis Club Review 12 May 2012

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    May 12, 2012 10:02 PM PDT

    PART 1:  5 YEARS OF CLUB EXPERIENCES:  Not sure where to post this so I'm going with this for now.  I'm thinking a BLOG would be better but for now I'm thinking about just putting down in writing my experiences at these clubs for the past 5 years or so. K I'm a Vet of the 1-16 out of Ft Riley KS and thanks to my Uncle (also a Vet in the "1st to Die") I have a little farm out east of Kansas City with a tenant and his family that keep a good eye on the place while I'm gone.  I graduated from K U Jayhawk thank you and after 9-11 at the age of 24 I enlisted in the 1-16 like my dad and uncle, cousins and friends. SO back to the girls.  I got married to a beautiful girl from Asia last month-she is deaf and I can't hear so good anyway, thanks to my experience in Iraq with people trying to blow us up and kill us with some very sophisticated improvised explosive devices that were very loud. Shit was blowing up everywhere.  So, I came home for a visit to apply for a job with a company based in Hong Kong.  That was 2007 I think.  I met this girl named JayDee at Paradise. Hot little black chick that took my money, handed it over to the Asian gentleman behind the drink bar, and we got wild and crazy on a futon back there in the VIP.  After maybe 15 minutes that guy behind the drinkbar came in and said 'TIMES UP".  Well 15 minutes isn't enough for me, so we went up top for a 3-4-1 and finished things off, so to speak. Came back the next weekend and a couple more 3-4-1's with Jay-Dee and a year later, she was gone to work at Spicy, then the Jet, then who knows where. 

    • 27 posts
    May 12, 2012 10:27 PM PDT
    PART 2: The last time I saw Jay-Dee, she was hanging out with a dancer named Destiny. I came and sat down. Destiny started freaking with Jay-Dee, grabbing her tits and running her hands down her pants and Jay-Dee was liking this. They started kissing and the waitress came over and asked if I wanted to “buy the girls a drink”. Hell yes I said. And then, I took both of them back to the VIP. Damn. The futon was gone, replaced by a 3 cushion couch. Oh well, we got down with a lot of girl-girl action that one rarely sees.
    So Jay-Dee is gone and I meet these 2 Asian girls – Malani (Philippians) and Sunny (Vietnamese fake tits). I took both of them to the VIP one cold rainy day. Sunny made it clear that she does NOT do the ol’ In Out. Malani reminds her of the 600 dollar expense that I am providing. The girls talk for a minute. Sunny smiles, and off we go. Mulani goes down on Sunny and slips it in while Sunny is getting off. Sunny turns and looks it me with a look of confusion as Malani pulls it out and.... never saw them again
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    May 13, 2012 4:01 PM PDT
    PART 3: THE CORNFIELD
    Its Mother’s Day and Happy Mothers Day to my mom. She is from Israel. She was born there. My dad is Italian. The Nazis killed most of his family. My grandfather – a doctor – survived the war and took his 2 young sons to Israel after the war. My grandmother died in 1944. Fucking Nazi bastards. My dad and my mom are both doctors. My uncle came to America and enlisted in the army – the 1-16 – in the early 60’s and served in Viet Nam from 1965 to 1968. My parents moved to America in 1969. My uncle earned a doctorate from Texas A & M in agricultural and managed a private genetics program for a large agri-firm outside Kansas City. He bought, then sold, the productive portion of a large farm to a farmer’s co-op and willed the rest of the farm – about 100 acres to my family. My older brothers works 95 acres of that. It’s not much, but my brothers also have advanced degrees in agriculture and yes your food is genetically engineered and you can thank THEM for that. I live on this little 5 acre plot. I brought my wife and her family there last year. My wife’s parents are university professors and her mom has a doctorate in agriculture from an American university. 5 acres of farmland in the American Midwest is like a spit in the ocean. 5 acres in Thailand holds unlimited potential. Well, that’s me. A Jewish farm boy with an Asian family about to descend on my cornfield in a few months. As I said, my wife is deaf and has applied to teach at a school for the deaf in the Kansas City area. I work for an international apparel sourcing firm that is quickly gobbling up American assets and is now a 5 billion dollar+ and growing.
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    May 13, 2012 4:02 PM PDT
    PART 4: MYA AND ERICA 1st Meeting
    So I came back to Paradise in late 2009. Jay-Dee, Destiny, Mulani and Sunny were gone. Mulani went to work full-time as a nurse in the Inland Empire. Sunny got pregnant and left the business. I heard Jay-Dee got a boob job and was working at The Jet. I was sitting there for the first time with no regular girl. When this happens, the girls don’t bother talking to you except to ask if you want a dance. I say no, they move on. This is when I met Erica. Holy fucking shit that girl came over with that fine ass and big natural tits and sat down. She didn’t say a word. Just stared at me. I asked her what was up and she whispered something in Spanish that I think I understood. She waved to her friend, Mya, to come over. I took Mya to the 3-4-1 and she told me in very bad English that Erica wanted to take me to the VIP...with her. I asked Mya if girl-girl action was on the menu, and she looked at me and said “NO ella es mi hermana”. I found out later they are not “hermanas”, just good friends. So I go back and take my place at the table. The waitress had taken my 5 dollar drink, and Erica was sitting with another PL. Mya does what Mya does. After a dance, she goes to the dressing room for about 5 minutes, then comes back to the floor. I’m sitting there waiting to VIP Erica, when Mya comes back and asks me for another dance. I tell her “No, I’m waiting for Erica”. She gives me a sad face and walks away. She sits with Erica for a minute and they both walk away back to the dressing room. I’m thinking WTF just happened. I order another 5 dollar water from the waitress and walking out of the dressing room is the cutest little blonde POA I have ever laid eyes on. I stand up and wave to her. She sits down and introduces herself...HARMONY...
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    May 13, 2012 4:21 PM PDT
    PART 5: HARMONY
    So I’m sitting at Paradise with VIP money and enough for 1 more 3-4-1 dance. Here comes my ultimate white girl spinner. About 5’ tall and 100 lbs with a cute little A cup. I take her to the 3-4-1 and she didn’t do the crotch rub thing. She took off my shirt, pulling it over my head, unzipped my pants and pulled them down to my knees. She leans her face in and starts with the most awesome French kissing while going to town on my junk with her hands. Lucky me. I told her I wanted to take her to the VIP so she picks up her bra and panties, zips up my pants and says “lets go”. I take her to the VIP behind the drink bar, give the Asian guy 300 and asked him to please give me 30 minutes with this girl. He says “OK 30 minutes”. I say thanks. The VIP futon was long gone. The 3 cushion couch that replaced it was now a 1 cushion recliner thing. Not a recliner exactly, just not much bigger. I take a seat and now it’s all on...on the floor with my shirt covering the floor. Against the wall, then back on the couch pornstyle covered, if you know what I mean. Damn. Best 300 dollars I ever spent at any club, anywhere.
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    May 13, 2012 4:49 PM PDT

    PART 6: Erica, HARMONY again, skinny black naive VIVIAN, and some 18 year old white girl cheerleader It is still 2009 and I came to the club. Still without a regular girl. Erica sits down with me and asks what happened to my VIP promise from the month or so before. I buy her a drink, get a 3-4-1, she tries to get me off, didn’t happen. I told her I was waiting for Mya and she tells me in Spanish that’s not going to happen. I hurt Mya’s feelings somehow and before the 3-4-1 officially ends, Erica gets up, puts her top and panties on and leaves without taking my money. I go up to the manager and tell him she didn’t take my money and give him 40 dollars for the dance. He asked me what happened. I tell him “I don’t know, just give her the money”. He goes to the dressing room, he comes out with Erica, he asks if there is a problem, she says “No, I don’t want his money” and goes back to the dressing room. The manager gives me a VIP card, apologizes, buys me another 5 dollar drink and I sit down. A skinny young black spinner named Vivian sits down with me and asks me what happened. I told her nothing happened. She asks me “What do you want to do” and I tell her I’m kind of into get-down 3somes. She calls another girl over. Skinny, pretty, white. I have about 500 dollars cash in my pocket which is not enough for a VIP with these 2 girls, so I ask white spinner cheerleader what she does in the VIP. She says “just a dance but I don’t do THAT if THAT is what you expect.” Vivian looks at me and says “I do -maybe she can just watch”. I take Vivian to the 3-4-1 to check it out, and, no- my idea of THAT was not her idea of THAT. Not for 3 and definetly not for 6 Benjamins. I come back to my seat where I left my free drink, and there is Harmony, sitting at my table. We went back up top for another make-out session. Holy shit they don’t make girls like her anymore. Hot little 20-something white girl going down for the happy ending and taking it all in her m****.


    This post was edited by luis at May 13, 2012 4:55 PM PDT
    • 27 posts
    May 13, 2012 5:19 PM PDT
    PART 7: Rain, Erica and Mya
    In December 2009 I came back to Paradise on a cold rainy Saturday. I met a cute little black spinner named “Rain”. I bought her a drink and she kept asking me to take her to the VIP. I told her I’d like a dance first. She said she doesn’t waste time with dances. I told her “I pass” and she left. I saw Erica and Mya sitting together. I was the only PL in the place so I thought what the hell. I sat next to Erica, bought her a drink, and took told her I wanted to take her to the VIP. Mya got up without saying anything and left. I took Erica to the VIP behind the drink bar and I HIGHLY recommend her to anyone willing and able to spend the 3 bills for 20 minutes with this girl. Worth every minute. I came back the next weekend and there was Mya, sitting by herself. I sat down and bought her a drink. She got up to leave and I asked her what was wrong. She told me about the first time she saw me. How she wished I would spend some time with her and not waste my time and money on the others. Damn. The last thing I needed was a jealous stripper. Mya got up and went to the dressing room. Erica came over and sat with me and told me she...how can I put this...Mya liked me. Erica gave me Mya’s phone number. I told Erica I wanted to talk to her. Erica came back and Mya followed. I told Mya I have VIP money if that’s what she wanted. She said “No I don’t want you money”. I told her “Okay, I’m paying that Asian guy 3 bills and we just talk for 20 minutes”. She said “Esta bien” and we went to the newly renovated VIP rooms in the back of the club opposite the drink bar. We did a lot more than talk. This was GFE all the way.
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    May 13, 2012 5:47 PM PDT
    PART 8: DEBORAH
    I’m ending this with Deborah. 19 years old from Guatamala. I came back to Paradise after 10 VIPs with Erica, 5 with Mya, 2 with Harmony, 1 with Mulani and Sunny, and 1 with Jay-Dee and Destiny. VIPs 21 and 22 were with Deborah. Holy smoking Moses. This girl is the Energizer Bunny on Redbull. I had a hard time keeping up with her. Lots of sweat and cute little noises. I wish all these girls the best. I really do. They have helped me in my transition from killing people that want to kill YOU. Damn, our Army company’s first adventure was recon in the Balkans, where previously, some assholes thought it was in their interest to decapitate old ladies and children. In Afghanistan, the Marines had things under control when we got there, but the brutality was still evident when we got there. In Iraq, I still see my comrade FrKr’s face yelling to us “RUN”, then a fireball and a big noise as shit started to blow up around us. And the Marines on the rooftop and in the street, in front of us, raining fire down, taking care of business, killing those fucking bastards. God bless the Marines. I would not be here posting this if not for them.
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    May 14, 2012 7:42 PM PDT
    Hi Luis. I hope I'm the first to say "Thanks' What you and your comrades did and are doing in Iraq for US, is worthy of our everlasting Thanks.
    Second, thanks for the great history of your adventures in Paradise. I frequent the place fairly often myself and I can relate to your adventures with Mya, Erica and Debra. Great girls, every one. Thanks again, especially for your time defending our country.
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    May 15, 2012 7:13 PM PDT
    Jerry42- I see these girls with their regulars and for a long time Mya ignored me. I would be the only PL in the place and she would walk back to the dressing room and not come out until the waitress went in and told her someone was asking for her. When I finally found a way to spend money on her, she wouldn't leave me alone to check out the other girls. The other girls ignored me, except Erica and later Deborah. They were okay, but if I got a dance with another girl, they ignored me the next time I came in. I do think of Mya these days as hoping she finds a way out of the business as she has confided in me that she doesn't want to do this anymore, but the money is too good. I reminded her the last time I saw her that the time is coming when the money is NOT so good anymore because PLs like me prefer younger girls, and she let it slip one day that she just turned 34 years old. Though she will tell you she's 26. She has been 26 since 2009.
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    May 15, 2012 9:14 PM PDT
    Luis. yeah the Dancer politics are alive and well in every club. I was sitting with Ginger one day (I had VIP'd her before) and she got up to dance. While she was dancing another girl sat down for a chat. Needless to say, Ginger was unhappy. However, just last week (a month or so after the incident) she was back and looking for a VIP session. I obliged as she is definitely my type. Ya just have to take your lumps and move on.
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    May 16, 2012 12:06 PM PDT
    I remember JayDee I called her Jade but it must be the same girl thin small boobs Black girl. I never took her to VIP and that was obviously a mistake. It was a time before I discovered VIP
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    May 16, 2012 6:53 PM PDT
    Jerry42 We are talking about the same Jade/Jay-Dee. Feasted many times with her. Destiny told me awhile back she got a boob job and I saw her at The Jet on Sal's challenge on Zbone 1.0 Her attitude changed from GFE to hustler, asking for tips etc, Big turn-off for me. If I'm going to tip, don't ask. If asked - no tip. Erica, Mya, Deborah, Alana, Vanessa at Paradise and Kendra, Charmz, Mena and Passion at Synn never asked me for a tip. I tipped each of them 50 for the VIP - because they didn't ask. Thinking of writing a similar Forum for Synn but my Views and Replies aren't so great and I don't want to bore our fellow PL's.
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    May 16, 2012 8:07 PM PDT
    Luis. you aren't boring anyone with a brain. I would love to hear of you experiences at Synn. My hangup at Synn is that the ViP rooms and couches are soooo small, I can't see how I could get anything done...at least comfortably.

    Keep the reports coming. I for one, enjoyed the first one immensely. Have fun with Song Krang and maybe a little "Loi Kratong" celebration too
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    May 17, 2012 10:05 PM PDT
    I look forward to your next epistle. Khop Khun maak kruup.
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    May 17, 2012 10:11 PM PDT
    LOL Jerry42. Ra trii sawat fun dii mak khrub.
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    May 20, 2012 3:29 PM PDT
    Well comrade Luis you are up to 491 views. Congratulations. Hey I burned the bridge with Mya, erica and Deborah. Angry texts all starting with my first initial "F". Also lost my dancer text buddy after VIP with Charm who after all these years YOU of all people should have told us about. On all your recommendations for those other girls who cant go the distance in the VIP because they are all lazy and out of shape, with the exception of Deborah, who last I saw was gaining some wait, too, but remains a true talent in my book. Charm is the one my friend. The one you been looking for and you missed out LOL. take care comrade and keep the epistles coming.
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    May 20, 2012 5:37 PM PDT
    FrKr - Charm is a hustler- cold no GFE just a wet v waiting for your benjamins. You seriously Fucked Up if you burned the bridge, as you say, with our favorite girls. So, what now? Just sit at your table alone with an endless line of girls asking, "So, do you want a dance"? That's the difference, my friend, between burning bridges and getting UHM at these clubs. Happy lapping. Remember loyalty? These girls took good care of you AND me in the days of need. I don't need them anymore, but still stay in touch. You on the other hand, well, hope nothing ever happens to that "other" hand because you're gonna need it comrade.
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    June 8, 2012 10:36 PM PDT
    Just an update on this FINE definitive post on this club. Erica and Mya got a big THUMBS DOWN in the VIP from a very reliable source. I have PM warnings. I think we are just spoiled and think something FrKn is gonna happen in the VIP Luis. And when it doesnt match your adventures PLs wonder WTF. Ive had good luck with some of the girls you mentioned but havent been in for awhile MB their attitude changed since youve been gone. MB management has told the girls to chill. I dont think so. I think sometimes they just party too much and cant perform to our expectations. I think these are sweet girls you and the PM PL mentioned and mb if it gets out there that they are actually FS lame in the VIP the word will get out and they will quit and move on to a better life, or just leave as we will no longer waste our money on them.