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Cinco De Mayo & Um My-YO 15th, 2012

    • 1127 posts
    May 20, 2012 3:54 AM PDT

    I made two trips on different nights.  First up was  Cinco De Mayo and headed out  to La DV-Ontario on a Saturday Night after the Mayweather/Cotto fight. 

     

    I arrived rather late at around 12 Midnight'ish and the club was Packed and they had around 15 to 20 dancers in attendance.   I ended up trying 3 dancers and 1st up was Dazzle.

     

    I have heard the bad reviews from her from PL's  and know she's been dancing here for years,  But didn't recognized her when I took her to the back.  I thought she retired long ago since I RARELY see her name on the roll calls.   Well once they did announce a full stage roll call,  I saw those large Puppies (Are they Real?) and thick body & thought "Hey is she New?" 

     

    I always remembered Dazzle sporting Blonde hair(never brunette).  So  they announce a 2 for 1 and she then leads me to the $20 area rather than the $10.   So I asked her what her name is,  And she replies  "Dazzle".  I then asked her "You New" ?  she laughs it off and says no.

     

    It was once said some time ago  she was on Playboy.  Not sure if it was the Playboy channel or on a Magazine spread, but didn't bring it up.   This must have been several years ago since she isn't in that tip-top Playboy  shape any longer

     

    So the dance begins and I had very LOW EXPECTATIONS from the negative reviews she's had.  So she gave me a sensual dance with grinding on my game boy & NO AIR-DANCE whatsoever.   She allowed contact on her legs,Buttocks, and boobs , But I wasn't that aggressive like I normally am as this was my first time feeling her out. 

     

    It was good, but not great.   I probably would have taken her upstairs if she removed her top off on the 2-fer, but since she didn't I stop once the special was done.  Dazzle did not hit me up tip after we were done, and she was very  friendly with no attitude at all.

     

    Later on I got with Ronnie.  A tall lite skin Black Chick with Ample Big Size Natural Juggs .  You listening Dr. Sal ?   She told me she is somewhat new when I asked her.  Been dancing at this Bitch for a Month.  So it was another special, But with her we went to the $10 area.  I normally always put in $20 rather than $10 when I take any dancer back there. 

     

    She is really cool & friendly.  Right when the light turn green from the start she removed her top off(Hey I thought the lap dances are only bikini here? ).  I think  Feeding of the might have been allowed but didn't go there considering I got there rather late and don't want sloppy 2nd's or 8'th's or nines, or maybe 10th's if BBWLover was in the house. He day-BOY only 

     

    She is an ok lap dancer, but not great.  I had to tell her a couple of times to put the Natural Juggs on my joystick(she never did it til I told her) so she can make him feel welCUM.   Unfortunately I wasn't welCUM enough as I didn't  .  I tried another $20 and mentioned I needed a booby massage once again and she was willing, but she doesn't stay long in that position long enough for my liking.

     

    So I stop her after $40 worth of dances, and right after she hits me up for a tip? WTF? That was the first  &  LAST TIME I TRY HER OUT!!!! I NEVER GO BACK AGAIN!!!!

     

    Later on they had a beer chuggin' contest going on stage between two young Men.  One of them eventually went to the restroom to throw up while the other did in front of everyone up on stage.  This is the 2nd time I've seen this contest in the past & wished they'd just discontinued it as I don't come to this club to get gross out.

     

    Finally,  I see "Curvy" India in attendance.   I needed to celebrate Cinco De Mayo since it's a Mexican Holiday.  Who better than with La Mexicana going by India.   I haven't seen her here in several Months.   She looks to have gain some weight back on that 5'2" frame.

     

    She isn't fat by any means, just really solid built with mASSive heavy bones structure(especially on those legs).  I decided to try her out in the $10 area(should have done VIP instead).  So I ended up just staying in the $10 area and ended up doing $140 back there with her.

     

    She has such VERY STRONG Powerful Legs.  Just asked her to put the SCISSOR Leg Locks around your waist area as tight as possible and you'll see what I mean.  Of all the dancers I have dance with,  No one comes close in having such powerful strong legs likes she got.  I've asked her in the past if she goes to the GYM to work out, but she always tells me NO, she's just  naturally built that way.  So she did front & back grind and got her in also other different positions(won't go in all in detail) but was dry humping her in various ways as I was so into the dances that finally I SHOT my MeXican Pistol to Celebrate  Cinco De Mayo. 

     

    Viva Mexico!!!!

     

     

    So I gave her hug and headed out the door and NO, she didn't hit me up for a tip,  But gave her a $20 dolla tip as she really knows how to work it.  Highly recommended.

     

    So on Tuesday,  May 15th,  I then decided to head out to Strip Joint  Pomona as I read the RTRC right here on zbone's site.    And.......................................................................

     

    To  Be Continued.......................................................................................................

    • 1515 posts
    May 20, 2012 7:39 AM PDT
    I've been thinking if Dazzles boobs were real or not too. This was years ago, by she would always play defense on top. I never got to touch them. She was a looker back then, so I kept getting dances. Her boobs look real nice but a little too round, I thought they were fake.

    How did the feel? Could you feel if they were real or not?
    • 459 posts
    May 20, 2012 12:07 PM PDT
    Louis,

    I have no idea if DAZZLE's are real or not. The last time I got with her she had More Defense than THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES MILITARY and MEXICAN MAFIA COMBINED!!!! She wouldn't let me come anywhere near those puppys. So I don't know. But I'm happy to hear she's Finally lightened up on those NO FLY ZONES and you were able to get at least some action from her. I WON'T be going back to her again since there's SO MANY other girls that allow much more than her. Don't need to Waste my .

    Now RONNIE is the exact opposite of Dazzle and HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! If you like'em Tall Dark Thick n'Lovely - She's your girl!!!

    Hey bro, was HARLEY in da House that night you went? I think you might like her. She's Latina and a Cutey with sum nice Big Boobys.
    • 1127 posts
    May 21, 2012 1:27 AM PDT
    Manual said:
    I've been thinking if Dazzles boobs were real or not too. This was years ago, by she would always play defense on top. I never got to touch them. She was a looker back then, so I kept getting dances. Her boobs look real nice but a little too round, I thought they were fake. How did the feel? Could you feel if they were real or not?
    [LouASS]-->Looking at Dazzle's they look like they could be the REAL-DEAL to me since she's really thick now & her breast appear to be even porportion to her figure,  But not 100% sure.   She did not play defense upTop, but she had her bra on the ENTIRE Time of the dance so it was hard to really feel them(her skin) to know.
    I had no Idea you tried her back in the day  & did you drive  all the WAY OUT there to Ontario?  WTF?  I thought you're strickly  a DVNH-Boy and that's the only club you venture out to? 

    This post was edited by LouASS at May 21, 2012 1:28 AM PDT
    • 1127 posts
    May 21, 2012 1:35 AM PDT
    sal_acious said:
    Louis, I have no idea if DAZZLE's are real or not. The last time I got with her she had More Defense than THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES MILITARY and MEXICAN MAFIA COMBINED!!!! She wouldn't let me come anywhere near those puppys. So I don't know. But I'm happy to hear she's Finally lightened up on those NO FLY ZONES and you were able to get at least some action from her. I WON'T be going back to her again since there's SO MANY other girls that allow much more than her. Don't need to Waste my . Now RONNIE is the exact opposite of Dazzle and HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! If you like'em Tall Dark Thick n'Lovely - She's your girl!!! Hey bro, was HARLEY in da House that night you went? I think you might like her. She's Latina and a Cutey with sum nice Big Boobys.
    [LouASS]-->I wasn't being aggressive at all with Dazzle,  But yeah she played No defense, But her Bra stayed on the entire time so it was an ok dance.  Not great, but not bad.  So  She didn't make me wanna do VIP with her since  it was average(so/so).  Don't think I will repeat with her either,  It was more of curiosity killed the cat that I was curious more than anything on what she does back there.
    I know what Ronnie looks like.  Yeah she is a cool chick,  But have many other Favorites that work here.  Top 3 are:  "Sexi" Lexi,  "Curvy" India  &  "La CuloNa" de  Juliana. Ronnie needs a bit more work on her dances,  Just doesn't used her Puppies long enough so I can as that is why we go to these places.  Right?
    Harley?  I don't think I saw her or heard her name mentioned on the Mic.   I'll keep my eyes &     open next time I roll in there.

    This post was edited by LouASS at May 21, 2012 1:37 AM PDT
    • 1515 posts
    May 21, 2012 2:12 AM PDT
    @LouAss: I have settled in at DVNH for a few years. I use to club hop the Vu's and Rhino's. then settled into DVO for a quick minute because I liked the girls and the time machines.

    But the drive became too much and too expensive. I also found out about Z bone, with DVNH having a more active board and intel than the other clubs.

    At DVO, Dazzle was always all business with me. She would be texting right until I put the money in the machine, give me a good grind, KYSO, then go right back to texting. She said nothing during the dance. All business. The grind was good enough and she was hot enough that I could do with the NFZ.

    I also got a lot of dances from DDDD Genavive. Her grind wasn't as good as Dazzles, and she talked a little too much during the dance, but she had the biggest natural breasts that you could play with FFZ.

    If they were there at the same time, I liked to start with Genavive and end the night with Dazzle .
    • 1127 posts
    May 22, 2012 1:02 AM PDT
    Manual said:
    @LouAss: I have settled in at DVNH for a few years. I use to club hop the Vu's and Rhino's. then settled into DVO for a quick minute because I liked the girls and the time machines. But the drive became too much and too expensive. I also found out about Z bone, with DVNH having a more active board and intel than the other clubs. At DVO, Dazzle was always all business with me. She would be texting right until I put the money in the machine, give me a good grind, KYSO, then go right back to texting. She said nothing during the dance. All business. The grind was good enough and she was hot enough that I could do with the NFZ. I also got a lot of dances from DDDD Genavive. Her grind wasn't as good as Dazzles, and she talked a little too much during the dance, but she had the biggest natural breasts that you could play with FFZ. If they were there at the same time, I liked to start with Genavive and end the night with Dazzle .
    [LouASS]-->Thanks for the Intel.   So I take it Dazzle was better for your gameboy?
    I didn't see Dazzle texting at all while I was there.  She was friendly with me when I chit-chated with her for a bit.  Even after the dance she thanked me with a smile on her face.   I think she must be bit more mellow and not as Business minded  like before that only sees Green .  She rarely works there as I hardly see her name  listed on RTRC's.  I wonder if she married or hooked up OTC Style with  some  Rich Sugar Daddy(Bbwlover?) that she doesn't need the as much as before .
    • 1127 posts
    May 24, 2012 1:18 AM PDT

    HERE IS PART TWO:

     

    So after having a good time on Cinco De Mayo, 10 days later I decided to hit another club on May 15th. This time out to Strip Joint Pomona as I read the RTRC's on Zbone's site. One of my ATF's that goes by Daisy I notice was on the roll call that night. So I made the long drive and as I soon as I got there was looking around for her PHAT AZZ. I didn't see her for a half hour so I then got with her best Friend "Sadie" asking for daisy only to be told she left early for the day. WTF? Drove out there for FUCKEN Nothing, GOT DAMN Somma B*tch. [>]

     

    So I left disappointed as I didn't see anyone else to my liking and it was dead at Da Joint on that Tuesday night. So I decided to roll over to DV-Ontario once again not knowing who was on the roll call. The PL crowd wasn't bad, Maybe about 35 PL's in attendance(not bad for a Tuesday) as it was a lot better than SJ-P. Sad to say, But not too many dancers in attendance either. None of my favorites were there NO "Sexi" Lexi, NO "Curvy" India and um neither was "La CULOana" de Juliana in Da house. I probably would have even done a VIP half hour dance wtih Keltie if she was in, but she was not in attendance either.

     

    So the only One I saw to my liking was CARMella or as some PL's like to call her "AIR" Mella. I have been meaning to try her Curvy COke Bottle Sexy Figure in the VIP room for a long time, but never have as I heard she seeks $80 on top of the $100 half hour vip. So that's why I have been putting her off for the longest as none of my other favorites ever hit me up for a tip. There was another tall White Blonde gal(German dancer) goes by Kristen that I tried here once before last year that was also in attendance. She gave me a pretty good dance in the $20 area, but didn't like that she wanted a $10 tip on top of the dance afterwards, So I rejected her on that night when she asked me "Wanna Dance"?

     

    So getting back to Carmella. I have tried her a coupla times last year. First time "NO AIR" dance(paid her $40) and she was ok gave me a sensual dance, but did hit me up for tip after the dance was over. No set amount of was asked. A few Months later she gave me half the dance was total air where she stood up in front of me and it was terrible so I stop her at $20 and walked out of there disappointed. So after Many Months, I decided I woud take one for the team. One regular (can't remember his zbone handle on zbone 1.0) said Carmella is his favorite and is quite good upstairs while most others have been quite disappointed with her. So look as though Carmella was in a good mood as she got done dancing with another PL. She asked me on a 2-fer special while smiling at me. So we went to the $20 area and she actually gave me a pretty good dance as I was test driving her ASS. I then told her I wanted to go upstairs to the VIP room.

     

    So we go up there. I place a Benjamin into the machine took my shoes off to get more comfy while she was setting the Pillows for me on one side so I could lay on my back for that full bed experience. I was expecting a very low mileage dance(with Air half the time) and actually she surprised me a bit. She did asked me if I was going to tip her after 5 minutes into the dance. I told her yes as I knew if I said NO to her, I would prolly be DOOm most likely gotten a Sh*tty rotten dance so I was expecting her to asked me(for tip) as I wasn't taken off guard. She never game me a set price, But anyway getting back to the dance she never game me "AIR" mileage except for maybe one time as she did get up to stand up a bit as she got tired of grinding away on top of my gameboy . I was cracking jokes once in awhile as she did complained a bit with Your D*CK is Hurting my ASS as I wanted her to stay grinding me reverse cowgirl style so I can check that HUGE Wide HIPs & ASS she's got with her ASS facing me. I replied at her "Well it's your fault for getting my Hard, I can't Fucken help it you're turning me ON".

     

    I suggested some other positions too and she was cool although toward the end she was Bitching again(I guess it's her Nature). She is Italian by the way and when I told her My Uncle has been Happily Married to an Italian Women for 20 years and how I'm so Into Italian Women(which is true) she seem to bond with me more and her once in a while bitchYness stop. I almost shot my but couldn't get off as she did hit me quite hard a coupla times in the testicles area that I had to lift her a bit to adjust her booty to my Manhood. I tip her $40 and she was ok with it. Plenty of ASS grabbing too and yeah she did complained once on that too, That I was bit rough with her, but replied she as a perfect body, My hands can't help it so it ease some tension her way.

     

    So Would I recommend her? Not really, Just didn't see any of my favorites in the house, But was curious to see how she'd treat me in a wide bed. Plus she has such an ASSMazing HourGlass figure with those really wide hips and small upper body. Her ASS as some nice softness to it, but not that flabby by any means. I probably most likely won't repeat with her now that I know what I got. I will just continue to stick with my favorites next time I roll up on this Mother Father.

     

    Until next time friends.

     

    Peace Out!!!!


    This post was edited by LouASS at May 24, 2012 1:37 AM PDT
    • 459 posts
    May 24, 2012 2:08 AM PDT
    Damn LouASS! You FINALLY pulled the trigga on Da Captain! And it wasn't very good huh. oh well $100 down the drain At least now you know. Just don't say I didn't warn ya bro.
    • 1127 posts
    May 24, 2012 2:55 PM PDT
    sal_acious said:
    Damn LouASS! You FINALLY pulled the trigga on Da Captain! And it wasn't very good huh. oh well $100 down the drain At least now you know. Just don't say I didn't warn ya bro.
    [LouASS]-->Sal,  It wasn't that bad as I wasn't expecting much at all based on her negative reviews,  But she exceeded my expectations.  I hardly got an air dance,  She was grinding away most of the time on my gameBoy and got plenty of contact to my liking. 
    She was average for the most part,  Not Great, But not bad either.  I just have other favorites here who know how to treat me better without asking me for a tip,  that is why I return to those girls as they don't treat me like an atm machine.