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Date: 4/11/2008 4:48pm Name: Whois  Iceberg (1)
Delete Subject: CLUB LAS PALMAS "WILD NIGHTS" PART 2
Ok folks,
it was around 6:30 on an idle monday afternoon. The weather was peaceful and the day was giving space for a promising night. The golden sun was bathing the skyscrapers of the downtown LA area. Blue collar workers were rushing home in the frantic traffic of rush hour. I just parked next to the building known as "Clulb Las Palmas". This was my second time visiting this foxhole in 1 week and I was determined to find that south of the border broad that I tipped 2 c-notes the before. I entered and I was one of the few guys in there. The females outnumbered the guys 3 to 1. There she was sitting with her arms and legs crossed. A beautiful and young smile exploded in her face as soon as she saw me. She run and hug me. "vamonos a baillar". "I bet you want to dance with after those 2 cnotes I slipped you." I was thinking.
All of her enthusiasm led me to book a dance with the young runt. We were upstairs.... nobody else was there! It was just me and her. It was dark. We were on the third floor. We chatted for a good 15 mins and all of a suddden her green eyes turned to me. She started to lick her upper plump lips. She run her little virgin like hand through my shirt and down my pants. Now it was out there again, her little hand was holding my manhood. She looked around to see if anybody had came. We were sitting in one of the couches in the darkest corner of the room. Than she did the unexpected. She kissed me. I resisted at first, but I gave in few seconds later. While she was aggressively digging her tongue down my throat with the other hand she was massaging my manhood. It didnt take but few seconds for it to get swollen with blood. She felt it growing in her frail hand. With some gentle wrist motion she started stroking it on top of my pants. Than she slowly unzipped my pants, and with her probing hands she was looking for her subject of desire.She grabbed it and pull it out in the open. My manhood was at its peak throbbing in her little teen hand. She looked at it in pleasant surprise and admired its generous size. I hesitated and looked around just to find once again that the floor was deserted. Jesus Christ! Things were moving fast... I didn't know if I wanted it like that. I did want it but it was thrown at me like that.
Than she started to stroke me gently with both hands like a young child would handle a precious object. The tip of it was wet and she noticed that. Than she leaned forward my manhood. I could feel her breath on it. Like an hawaiian south coast summer breeze. Her juicy pink lips were just a couple of inches away from my hot throbbing rod. Than she tilted her little gracious head towards me and a sweet scent of shampooed hair hit my enlarged nostrils. She looked at me with my penis in front of her lips and with her big green bedroom eyes she looked at me for permission to procede. I than gave in and nodded. Than she turned her complete attention to my manhood.She opened her small mouth and took it all in at once. It was though load but she handled it well. She went as deep as she could until my manhood disappeared in her throat. She paused for a few seconds with my whole manhood inside of her and as she emerged saliva dripped down all the way the shaft down to my balls. She than like breathed hard like a diver after a long dive. She than wrapped her juicy lips around my manhood like a vicious snake would strangle its pray. It was raw! and my senses came alive. She than proceeded in slowly sucking every inch of it, while I was grabbing her plump and round booty! She than started to go faster and faster and faster. She kept the pace for a good 4-5 mins. Voraciously consuming my manhood like it was a rare and delicious delicacy. Slobbering all over it. I was in heaven. Her cadence now was at its peak and my manhood was at its biggest. I could feel it coming up as she was going so fast I felt I would come in any second. I than try to stop her but she ignored me and kept with her mission. I than let my muscles go and I exploded in her small but voracious mouth. She took it all in until the last spasm and drip. Than with my manhood still in her mouth hold hostage in a vicious grip she slowly released her grip and sperm run down my shaft. Than she start licking it and drying it with her tongue. Oh my god! My skinny legs were still shaking for the orgasm and my manhood still spasming...uhhhhhhhhh..... what a feeling. SHe than with a shy smile asked me "te gusto papi?" I nodded, not being able to talk choerently. Her mouth was smeared with sperm and she cleaned herself with a nearby napking. WOw! what an experience! We than went downstairs and I tipped her a cnote hugged her and left the building. Went back home to the OC still rethinking about the greatest fellatio I have ever received. My wife cooked me a meatloaf with mashed potato. It was a good dinner. A good day. Tomorrow I'll try LA GRAND I was thinking!

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Date: 4/8/2008 2:59am Name: Whois  Iceberg (New)
Delete Subject: LAS PALMAS "WILD NIGHTS" PART 1
I was babysitting my infant son while my wife was deep asleep. The little sucker didn't want to sleep.
So I dipped my middle finger into the old burbon bottle that was abandoned in my cabinet, and fed my baby using my soaked finger as a pacifier. The little bastard's lights went out in 5 mins. I double checked my wife and noticed that she was in a comatose like sleep.I slipped in a nice clean suit and So I was out the door with a long stash of paper in my wallet. In no time I was driving my convertible out of my gated community house in the OC. Through the rear view mirror I glanced at my face as I was speeding up north with a clear sky and a young night ahead of me, my destination... downtown LA, CLUB LAS PALMAS. I wanted to finally try this place out after reading all of the reviews. I wanted to try my luck, and maybe pull a hot latina out of this experience.
I've always fantasized about a curvy exotic latina and I would have swapped my wrinkled sun damaged flat ass white wife with one hot latina in a heartbeat! but that it's another story...
I parked in the rear and opened the tinted glass door of the club. A skinny Mexican with an uniform twice his size greeted me with a smile and asked me for a $5 entrance fee. The other security guy patted my pockets and let me in. All eyes were on me, me being the only non latin person in that foxhole. The place was rundown lit by some red lights. A group of women scantly dressed were sitting in benches with their arms crossed. 90% of the women were either out of shape, ugly or too old to even consider. The males were non speaking english labor workers. I felt out of place but at the same time empowered by the dramatic difference between what I could offer to these girls and what these guys could offer. I realized that I was at a premium. But I did feel uncomfortable standing in the middle of the ballroom and feeling 40 pairs of foreign eyes scrutinizing me. So I approached the bar and bought the most expensive bottle of orange juice ever $5 for a $1 bottle. But again this is pocket change for me and paid for the juice and tipped the bartender $5 bill. Why tip her so high for serving me a lukewarm outdated bottle of orange juice? well folks I believe that in order to score one should always prep his territory so that it would be favorable once the situation would arise. I knew that the middle aged sun burnt lady behind the bar would tell her co-workers about the new gringo with long cash!
For 1 hour I was torturing the bottle of orange juice in my hands and I was acting nonchalant but with the secret agenda to pick a potential female. 1 girl caught my eye! She was extremely young with a petite coke bottle shaped body. Thin waist, ample hips and flat stomach. WOW! She was wearing some pink tight leggings stilettos with bleached blonde hair and a fair skin! She passed by right in front of me and I could smell the scent of her just shampooed long hair as I was watching her nice plump bottom giggle as she was stomping on those heels. Immediately, my manhood swelled with blood!
but I didn't have the guts to stop her and ask her for a dance. I cursed at myself with my lips sealed tight. After 15 more minutes she passes by again as she is followed by all of the mexican men's eyes in the club.
I grab her by her arm. She turns around surprised, she looks at me and I look at her. I ask her with my best looking and reassuring smile I can put out there "Habla ingles?" (do you speak english). The young runt doesn't even answer me turns around and disappears in the back. "What the f@ck was that all bout?" I was thinking as a mexican compadre smiles at my failure.
I was pissed and demoralized. "Maybe this isn't the club for me! me being foreigner for them" These were the thoughts that were tempesting my mind until from across the room I noticed this very young girl staring at me with a smile in her face. I stared back, and we play the staring game. She decided to approach me immediately after.
"Te gusta el club?" that was her opener. She was really pretty with darker skin, green eyes, angelic face and a little petite body. The body of the previous girl that dissed me was way better but hey I couldnt complain with this new catch. I later on learned she was barely 18 and in need of cash.So we went to the dance floor upstairs. And we started dancing. I was wearing a nice suit that I bought in SCPlaza a year back and folks I was drenched with cologne. I could tell that somehow she was honestly liking me. She put her little girl head against my adult and manly chest. She actually brought me closer to her hips. As she did that my manhood again got flooded with blood and she felt that and she let me know that with a smile. We sat down and we tried to communicate to our best. I was relaxed and laid back and I put some game on her. I told her I was a movie producer, while I was a doctor,I told her that I was looking for a girl to take care of. After 20 minutes of chit chatting she has her leg crossed around mine and her little virgin like hand is stroking my stomach. The chemistry is so there!!!!
She admits me that she is single and that she wants to experience new things here in LA. She than does something I would never expect her to do. She places her arm on my crotch area! The room upstairs have dim lighting but why would she start something we both knew we couldn't finish. I take her hand and remove it from my crotch. "ARE YOU NUTTS?" you readers may ask! No I knew what I was doing, I was teasing her showing her that I wasnt like the other mexican horny guys in there. I could control myself and that if she wanted to play with me she would have to do that under my rules. I then try some body contact with her. I caressed her shoulder and hug her. You see fellas this is called the "push and pull" technique where you take the girl into a rollecoster of emotions, you first deny her access to you and afterwards you open access. After 10 more minutes of talking I learn that she is actually 18 and from El Salvador.I ask her a question to which I already know the answer " how much do guys usually tip you?" She tells me that in 1 day she makes $50 total (including her salary) I nod my head and secretly think how much more empowered would I be to mess around with someone accustomed to this pocket change as salary!
Than I did something that will make a lot of guys hate me! I ask her if she ever been tipped $200. She says "no"
So I take out my stash of paper and peel off 2 single $100 bill and plant them on her hand. The reaction of her face is a memorable one for me. Her jaw dropped to the floor and in disbelief she holds the bills with both hands. "seriamente?"
than she puts her hand on her open mouth. I exploded laughing, breaking the tension I myself created with such an outrageous tip.
She melted on the sofa and collapsed her now weak body on my torso. "Senor tu vuel venir a mi casa" which translated in "Sir would you like to come to my house?" and I say now? she says yes. she takes my hand and lead me to clock out! I stop her right there before the elevator and say "NO, I will not go to your house today". Why did I say that you guys might ask. Again the push and pull technique. The deal was already closed. I could have had that fast young cute girl anyway I wanted that night, and she would have enjoyed as much I did. But I decided to postpone it and play my cards right and not just jump in bed with the first girl that is willing to get to know me. She was ready there open willing to spend the whole night with me in a torrid affair. She asks me for my number but I take hers, kiss her in her forehead and live the club. On my way home I see on Figueroa a bunch of fast hookers looking for their tricks... the majority of them are black, pushed by their strong gorilla black pimps. I go straight for the highway on my way to the OC as I fantasized about that particular el salvadorian shorty that was so willing to be had! How good it would have felt to pluck that flower that night! with a smirk on my face and the stars shining over my head I arrive home to find the situation as I left it. I slip into my pajamas and sneak into bed. And as my eyes close for a long day I think "Tomorrow...tomorrow I will go back to LAS PALMAS..."

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Date: 7/22/2002 3:54pm Name: Whois  Hurricane
Delete Subject: RE: Good luck for me
Yeah. It sounds like you must feel lucky to meet a HC gal who is interested in you. I've gotten numbers, too.

By all means, if she is willing and interested to spend time with you and a jealous-type inside the HC, then what the hell is stopping you from having fun going out on a first date with her outside the club? Depending if you really like her, too, go for it and see if it will work out or not---you may never know if you sit on your thumb and wondering! I wouldn't hesitate if she happens to be a HOT, sexy chica. Probably the next time you visit her, buy her a big, white and cuddly teddy bear and assorted flowers and give it to her at the club and watch her reaction.

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Date: 7/15/2002 4:49pm Name: Whois  hornitosmonster
Delete Subject: good luck for me
I like going to this club. I have had good luck and have gotten some numbers. One of the girls seems to really like me (maybe...you know the game) and is always bugging me to call her outside of the club. I even know her other job, where her kids go to school, etc. She is very hot but I won't reveal her name because we are allowed secret favorites. Only problem is that when I go to this club she wants to be with me. She has told me she is very jealous and I have told her we are "friends" not boyfrind and girlfriend.

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Date: 4/29/2002 1:40pm Name: Whois  Hurricane
Delete Subject: Language Confusion
I know the women are latinas, but I didn't know they work here and are not fluent in English.

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Date: 2/28/2002 11:10pm Name: Whois  david2001
Delete Subject: Latin = Spanish
> To my surprise, she couold hardly speak English.

Why is that a surprise? It's a Latin club!

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Date: 2/21/2002 10:48pm Name: Whois  Hurricane
Delete Subject: Review
There are mostly young latina women in their early 20s working here. They don't sit and wait for customers to ask them out for a dance like any other standard hostess club. Instead, they walk around asking customers for a dance or they stand idle anywhere inside the club. Once I'm inside this club, I thought it look totally run down and old. In other words, it looks like a piece of dump. But, I still have to pay $5 to get in. At least they have a pool table to keep me entertain for a while. I finally ask a cute, innocent-looking young latina girl who is 21-years-old to dance with me. To my surprise, she couold hardly speak any English. So, I decided to spend a half-hour just fondling her on the couch. Afterwards, I was glad to leave this club and try out another nearby club that is decent-looking than this piece of dump.

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