Was on my way to DVCOI then decided against it.  Decided to try out Monarch's instead.  First impression was that definitely a lot of money was spent making this place look good.  It actually does feel like a "Gentleman's Club" for whatever that's worth.  Pretty typical setup with rectangular dance stage in the middle.  It's kind of a "pit" style" where there is a floor that would be about waist-height to those sitting at the stage, but about a foot-high wall surrounding it.  (In other words, you have to drop your tip dollars over the wall, or lay them on top)  Girls can put themselves up on this little wall - it's about a foot wide also - and perform for you.   It was early Wednesday afternoon, only 4 girls in the house, and I only ever saw three of them.  Asia, little spinner type with dark skin and kinky-curly hair; Candy, a voluptuous (possibly enhanced) Latina with long black hair, and Valerie (formerly Cristina at DVCOI, former porn actress Valerie Vasquez.)  Despite her Latina ethnicity, DVCOI veterans will remember her as being blonde, rocking schoolgirl-type attire, and dancing to country music.  She's still quite the same as before, which is a good thing.   I knew I was in for a memorable reunion with her, so off to the VIP we went.  It's not super-private...each section is a C-shaped couch that spans across two walls of your booth.  There are partitions dividing it from other sections.  Valerie told me that they were going to install curtains there, which makes a big difference.  However, privacy was not an issue on that non-busy afternoon.  On VIP wednesdays, VIP dances are $100 for 4 songs that didn't seem too ridiculously short.  Most days, it's the typical Rhino pricing of $120 for 3 songs, which is...LOL.  And I never LOL.   Anyway, what you really wanted to read about was service.  Girls seem friendly, and I think this club is about to hit its stride.  Valerie and I enjoyed a VIP dance that was typical of HT or DVCOI level of service, provided that I tip generously.  She's definitely the same girl that I remember.   Conclusion: Nice club, prices still a little high except for the specials like VIP wednesday or half-price dance day (Which I think is Tuesday.)  Mileage to be had with the right girl.

Yeah, I was so totally confused by the waitresses no longer wearing french maid outfits (or schoolgirl outfits on sundays.)  There were definitely some waitresses who looked much better than the strippers - but this is a truism for strip clubs since the beginning of time.  Now, it's just too hard to tell them apart.  I've been coming here long enough and often enough to know who the waitresses are, but if you don't know that, you'll be trying to get dances from the WRONG girls.

I've run out of faves at DV-COI. The pricing is still why I go, but I need info on new talent there.

Thanks for the great review - I tried out the Synn "Stripped" Thursday pricing a week ago and was very very satisfied. I took Frenchie for a spin in the VIP and still haven't stopped thinking about her. Also did a nude with Baby Doll - too many tats, but man is she gorgeous! I think she avoids the specials though, so she might not be that much fun, but the dance was decent quality. If I knew more which girls were true Synners, I would make it my normal Thursday spot.

I appreciate the review! Man, if I ever met Midori, I would probably be broke now.

You are not missing much on her dances. Air and upsell

Roomhopper, what bad have you heard about Jenny? I'd say she's kinda low mileage compared to others but not an air dance. Good contact and incredible spinner body if you like that...and I do! :)

Last free whole weekend for a while, so I thought I'd treat myself.   Sat 1/26, rolled into DV COI about 2:30.  Noticed that the quality was much better on this Saturday afternoon than Saturday night a week ago...first time I'd ever seen GND Abby, and really wanted to get a dance, but she was with the same guy during my entire afternoon there.  Also intrigued by spinner Mya, but she didn't seem to be on the floor pushing dances.  Seemed like I was getting dance offers from everyone EXCEPT the girls that I wanted.  Saw Delilah, tight-bodied blonde who I would like to take for a spin sometime, Devon up to her old ways (has anyone broken her in yet?) and a couple other good lookers.  Got a dance offer from Tessa, who was working the floor aggressively...I think it's the same Tessa from DV-Ontario, who I remembered to be a good ride.  Off to a special with her.  Good grind, no defense up top, feeding, ear nibbling, moaning, all sorts of good stuff.  Finished right with the timer.  The only dance I got all afternoon, but worth it!  I would recommend.   Sat 1/27 decided to take advantage of the BnL Sunday no-admission special.  Seemed like a lot of girls were hanging out in the entryway - place was near-empty.  Very excited to see tiny Jenny, for the top-of-the-pyramid cheerleader fetishist in me.  Took her for a 3-for-$60 VIP.  Still the best deal in the business, in my opinion, for a private good time on a budget.  Time wise, it's not as good as the DV $100-for-30min Thursday special, but a good price point.  Also met McKenzie for the first time - she said it was her first day, but eh, I've heard that before.  Took her for a 3-for$40 nude special in the regular LD area...didn't mind doing it there, because the club was otherwise empty.  She hinted at more being available, but I didn't ask for the menu.  Might be worth some research in the future.   Anyway, still having a hankerin' for Asian, since it had been sorely lacking from my weekend, so I made a first-time visit to a massage parlor.  The area near where old DV-Ontario used to be is full of them.  $40 for a half-hour, which is better than any LD room fee.  Massage started with a petite Korean girl, maybe slightly older (still younger than ME, hah!) who started with a pretty decent massage.  Not 5 minutes in, she asked me if I was looking for something else, to which I responded an enthusiastic yes.  $80, and she returned nude.  She rubbed her whole body over my back, with intermittent kissing and licking.  Continued the same after my turn-over, which was very erotic.  CBJTC with ample P&A play.   Not quite the same experience as a SC, but it's something I definitely would repeat.  All in all, a good weekend.  Plenty of fun had, total spent about $$$.

Manual, I would definitely give DV-COI another try, especially if the RTRC appeals to me.  The 3-for-$20 specials are too good to resist.  There are still a few winners there, and my visit prior to this one, I had a great time.  So I'm not writing it off just yet - sometimes we all need a change of pace.

MJ - regular dances are not very private at all. They are done on a long bench-style couch in the back. The contact and access can be good on those dances, but not private. The VIP booths are private though. They are in a back room and each is curtained off. With the right girl, I bet you could have a good time back there. 3-for-$60, 5-for-$100 or 1/2 hour at $200, though there are many specials during the week, like 5-for-$70 or 1/2 hr for $140 on certain nights

(Please view in the Forums with link in order to read full review.)   The three day weekend that lay in front of me ended up with only one free evening, Saturday, which means club time.   Rolled into DV-COI about 7pm hoping to catch two different shifts.  Looking around, first to catch my eyes was Lilah, a tall skinny brunette.  Very little up top, but her beauty struck me and we went for a 3-for$20.  The mileage was low, and the talk was high.  Would not recommend.   Talent level was low, as a lot more flabby women in the house.  Decided I would give Danika a try - not sure if she's filipina or latina, has a thick bottom and thighs.  During a 3-for-$20, a decent grind and some feeding allowed up top on a pair of nice, thick nipples.  I would recommend to LouASS.   Hung around until the 9 o'clock roll call...didn't really see anything I liked.  Had a dance with Bella, which I would qualify as "just alright."  I left, disappointed in my visit.    Thought about giving Spearming Rhino COI a first try, but opted for Bare'n'Legal instead.  I knew there would be fewer girls, and a much smaller crowd, but figured I'd be there in time for the free admission happy hour.   Upon walking in, I noticed that my night was going to perk up.  A very petite blonde with a tight little body came up and gave me a hug.  I didn't know who it was, but later reminded me that she her name was Jenny!  I had only had once previous dance with her, but she remembered me.  In fact, all of the dancers from that night remembered me, which was nice, considering I had only been in a handful of times.   Jenny proved irresistable, and we went off to the VIP.  3 songs, nude, for $60, which may sound pricey, but to me that's a good "in-between" price for good privacy.  The big booths with the leaned-back couches provided ample room for her to slither her sweet young body all over me.  The dance was fantastic and almost finished me off, but we sadly ran out of time.   Next, Shane came over and sat on my lap.  Another spinner-type body - we conversed for a good long time.  I actually wanted to do more sampling, but the amount of time she spent with me just cuddling and taking me up led me to another 3-for-$60 VIP room dance.  Again, a fantastic dance.  A lot of freedom for me to roam and lots of access to her body.    Next, and finally, for the night was Melody.  Somewhat older, but very MILFY, with her clean, untatted sexy body, reddish-brown hair and amplified breasts.  After a little talk about the fun we could have, off to the VIP we went, and she used her expertise to finish off my evening in a fantastic manner.   So, Bare'n'Legal rescued my evening, and perhaps I'll spend a little more time there in the future.  Adding a couple of Asian spinners to the lineup would make it my new regular spot!

I have been to Imperial once and saw one very cute Asian dancer but I think she was just coming off shift because she subsequently disappeared. I don't like that the dances are Bikini dances at Imperial

(Please make sure you click on link or go to the Forums to read full Trip Report)   Made my first trip of the new year - props to all the legends (e.g. LouASS) who post their TRs on the regular.  In any case, I decided I would check the DV-COI Yahoo group to see who was on the roll call.  Saw two names that caught my attention - QUINN and VELVET.  Both are known to me as hot asian spinners with very low mileage.  (Sad that that's a very common combination.)   Came in around 7pm to find a dancer named Harmony (I think?) on stage.  Straight, dirty blonde hair to her shoulders, petite frame, very GND look.  She lost her heels during the night, and she looks about 5' tall or less.  I like 'em small.   Within minutes, was approached by Quinn.  I can't resist her looks.  Korean, tight body - I wouldn't be surprised if she's a size 0 in the waist.  Somewhere between an A and a B cup, with somewhat thick nipples, considering.  Again, I know her to be low mileage, so I decided her looks were worth a 3-for-$20 warmup.   I was pleasantly surprised.   She still doesn't appear to allow any feeding and I don't often try any lower access in the $20 dances.  But she did allow plentiful access of my hands on those ripe little tits.  Her grind was much better than I remembered.  Previously, she was something of an air dancer when she was new, but now her grind is properly placed.  Also grinds with different positions and rhythms, allowing for a very sexy experience.  I was tempted to keep going after our 3-for-$20, but I didn't want to end my evening early.   Went back to my seat and was pleasantly surprised to see that the overall quality of bodies was better than my previous experiences.  Did some watching for a while.   Next 3-for-$20 was with Becca.  After a little bit of chatting to catch up, she gave me the usual Becca dance, which is a slow, slow grind, some feeding allowed, and is overall is not really a dance, but more of her just slithering her body on you.  It's not everyone's cup of tea, but I really like the way she does it.   9pm roll call came around, and I noticed some converts from DVO, including Vera and Alina.  Never really took an interest to them at DVO, so I did not partake.   However, I could not get over this change in Quinn.  So much more erotic than previously...she had disappeared, giving lots of dances, which may be testament to her improved service.  When I saw her available, I snatched her up again.  In went $40 to the machine, because I just didn't want our time interrupted.  Plenty of hot, sweaty grinding, that Asian spinner body being used all over mine.  As time started to run out after 6 songs of work, I reached satisfaction with her in a reverse cowgirl position with my hands cupping her perky pair.  Tipped her the asshole tax, of course.   She will now have a repeat customer in me!  Still don't think extras are available, but perhaps that's a topic to bring up with her at a different time.   At that point, interest in the rest of the dancers waned quickly, and I was out the door.  Hot blonde cutie waitress Amanda was in the house...I'm still waiting for her to make the conversion to dancer.   Happy New Year, fellow Hobbyists.  I sure am Happy with my first visit of the New Year!

My bad...Kookie is from the now-defunct DVO.  I edited the above. And I also have noticed she's fallen off the RC.

Nice TR I can't keep up with you man.    I posted one from DV-COI last night!

(Please click on the hyperlink above to read this post in the forums if you are seeing this on the main page in order to get the complete review)     Lately, I've been a man on a mission - looking for some Asian spinner types.  They're few and far between these days, and certainly the mileage is limited - I haven't found a Ginger or a Jay or an Emme in quite some time.  One of my favorites, Kookie at DVO has been seen at DV on Main, but is too far for my liking, and the mileage was never stellar.  My choices for the evening - DV-COI, Synn, and B'n'L, which are the clubs I frequent.  Synn probably had the best odds of finding one, but DV-COI at least has the pricing structure that allows me to sample.   Asian girls in the house: Susie, Kim, Keiko.  Also Cherry, who may be asian/mixed, but a little bit bigger than spinner class, but still quite fit.  Impressions:   Susie: Petite body, likely filipina, probably 5' and maybe 100-110 lbs.  Tight little body.  Did a 3-for-$20.  Nothing special, but a pretty good grind and allows for liberal touching.  Likes to be touched up top, but defense on bottom.  Feeding was very light, more like nipple kissing than feeding.  Still, definitely worth the 3-for-$20 and felt like there was potential for more.   Kim: Oh my god, Kim.  When I saw her my head(s) nearly exploded.  She's korean, which is the top of my Asian fetishes.   A little taller and more fair-skinned than Susie.  Her face was a little too done-up but very exotic looking.  Weirdly enough, however, she had a tendency to do laps between the dressing room, the smoking area, and sitting in a corner.  Rarely approached anyone for dances - I had to go approach her.  Her dance was quite time, but it wasn't an air dance.  Put my hands on her tits, especially when in a lean-back position.  Did some repetitive moves, but I was ok with them.   Keiko: Per reports over at the Yahoo board, Keiko is quite pregnant.  I also remembered dancing with her in the past and it being very not worth it.  I filed her away in the "skip" category.   Cherry: On the Yahoo board, Cherry is listed as Asian or Asian/Latina mix.  I guess I could see that.  I enjoyed her stage show, and I would have mixed in a 3-for-$20 but she appeared to be busy all night.   There is also a girl named China who is not Asian.   So I hung out for a few hours looking for a VIP opportunity with either Kim or Susie.  I knew either would be tame, but I was hoping that even a low-mileage grind without extras would be enough to get me off considering how hot these girls are and given the extra time.  I caught Kim after her stage show and asked her for a VIP, and she said she would, after getting dressed.  But then she disappeared, doing her smoking room-dressing room circuit.  I decided it wasn't worth my time to track her down in that overcrowded room, and went for Susie instead.  She was standing with some fuckoe (I believe is the term, thanks LouASS) and chatting, probably trying to sell her wares...they went through TWO blue lights of small talk without a dance!  The fuck?  So I had to go approach her myself, and off to the VIP room we went.    First bad sign was going to the VIP area that's in the back off the topless area.  They're not rooms, but more like booths with couches.  NO curtain or even dividers.  I dare say that the topless booths are more private.  DV-COI does have some actual private rooms, and even if there are no curtains, at least the action occurs away from the doorway, but I was stuck in this booth area.  Anyway, Susie got down to business.  I was hoping that the mileage in VIP would be higher than in the topless area (mileage there was decent) but it really wasn't any higher.  No Nascar, no feeding, pretty decent grind.  When I tried a down south approach, she playfully covered up and said she was too sensitive down there.  Ugh.  So I settled for a regular grind which was definitely good, but not good enough for completion.   So there you have it folks - conventional wisdom is true.  Young Asian spinners are costly and low-mileage.  We all knew that, but sometimes I can't help myself, if that's what I'm looking for.  I'd be better off at a massage parlor...but I think that carries a different set of risks.  Later on that night, I looked at the Synn roll call on Synn.XXX and found that I missed Baby Doll (dammit!) and there was also a Luna (Is she DV-COI's Luna?) and a Jade.  But names can be deceiving.   Any intel on Asian spinners with a little better mileage would be appreciated.  Oh, the days of Ginger, Jay, and Emme.   Happy Hobbying, gentelmen. This post was edited by E92 at November 25, 2012 10:48 AM PST

Hey Dragonfire- Thanks for the input. I LOVE Luna at DVCOI, but I haven't seen her in forever. There is a Luna on RC at Synn, so I'm wondering if she moved over there. I don't know...but I would love to find her again!

Spent a couple visits recently at Synn:   11/4/12, after free-admission Schoolgirl Sunday at DV-COI fizzled out, and: 11/12/12, when DV-COI dayshift didn't have what I wanted.   So...dances from:   Michelle: Did a 3-for-$40 nude special with her.  Petite spinner type, who I thought was Filipina, but ended up being Latina.  Honestly, i remember it being "pretty good" but otherwise, nothing to write home about.   Tiquilla: I couldn't resist her, even though it wasn't a special at the time - attractive, a little bit taller and more athletically built than I normally get.  Long, silky-smooth black hair, cute face.  However, because it wasn't a special time, the dance ended quickly.  Her grind was fantastic, lots of joystick play through pants, some feeding available, but because it wasn't a special, it didn't last long enough.  $40 not well spent.   Frenchie: Yay, spinner types!  She's of mixed ethnicity, young and bubbly.  Pictures are available at SynnGC.com, though I would suggest that she looks better in person.  She was in a particularly good mood when I saw her, and we spent a lot of time conversing to begin...then we moved over to the side area where the long bench-couches are so that we could get a little closer and be more cuddly.  This lead to a 3-for-$40 later, and I loved that there was so little pressure, and she convinced me to get the dance just by being herself, and by being hot (of course.)  Dance was quite good, liveral touching, access down south, which was quite wet.  She will have to be a VIP option at some point.   What I don't like about Synn: The pricing structure just doesn't make any sense.  $20 for a single topless dance, $40 for a single nude dance (obviously) just isn't worth it, so you sit around waiting for the special, which isn't that often.  Then, the price goes right up to $250 for a 30-min-VIP.  Fortunately, they just added a middle-tier price of $150 for 15 minutes, though there is a better deal down the street at DV-COI at $150 for 30 minutes (40 minutes on Sundays, or $100 for 30 on Thursday).  I'm not saying that they HAVE to change their pricing structure (free market enterprise, after all), but it would certainly make me go more often if the deals were more often, more more reasonable.   Happy Hobbying!

Was looking for a little Asian flavor, and it looked like the daytime rollcall had a couple of asian girls, so off I went to DV-COI.  Arrived about 6:30   First thing I noticed...basically no Asian girls.  Sadness.  On the bright side, the lineup was much more attractive than I had generally seen in my past few visits, so it was promising.  Dances are as follows:   Patty: A little on the thicker side, latina (I think?), long brown hair.  Soft cushiony ass and soft heavy breasts.  Very nice 3-for-$20 special.  Lots of grinding, some light feeding available.  Good way to start out the night.    Hilary: I noticed her from the moment I got into the club.  Petite spinner type, gorgeous face, tight little body that I love.  Dark wavy hair, eyes that sparkle (too dark in the club to tell you what color.)  I was smitten by her body type.  As expected, however, girls that fit that profile are generally super low-mileage, and she was no exception.  Lots of gyrating, limited touching, didn't play obvious defense, but would slyly wriggle out of the way if you went for the girls.  I would hope it gets better in the VIP, but I'm not willing to TOFTT given that experience.  3-for-$20.   Jenna: LouASS, you would be proud.  Big fleshy ass that she really put on me.  Grind was good, some feeding available upstairs.  She did ask me if I wanted more time, or a "more private" dance after it was over, and did ask for a tip.  I tipped her a few bucks, since it was a 3-for-$20 dance.  Not really my type, but maybe LouASS should investigate?   Tiffany G: Once again, more my favorite body type.  She has more in the T&A area than Hilary.  I was turned off by the excessive tats, but the body and face and the glasses really did it for me.  Dance, however, was meh.  In the ordinary world, it'd be a good dance, but I've come to expect more from DV-COI.   Gwen:  Ahh, one of my favorites.  Petite, GND face, soft blonde hair.  Tits are a little too deflated-looking - they probably got big when she was pregnant, then became very flat afterward.  Too bad.  Still, a good dance - she mixes in a little massage, the grind is good, and will pull up your shirt so you can go skin on skin.  Does not appear to allow feeding or have any extras on the menu.  She has grinded me to completion in the VIP in the past, but I wasn't really feeling the VIP last night without a guaranteed finish.    Comments on others:   Mistress: I met the much talked-about mistress, who apparently was a waitress at DVO?   If she was, I didn't recognize her.  Very nice body, but I didn't get a dance with her.  Something about her grill didn't strike me as attractive when she was up close.   Callie(sp?): Another petite good looking blonde, tattoo on her left shoulder.  She asked me for dances twice, but I declined.  I would have liked to have given her a spin, but severe obvious stretch marks around the middle were kind of a turn-off.  What can I say?  I'm critical.   Brittany: Blonde with a ponytail, very athletic build and atheletic stage show.  For a petite girl, has some powerful-looking shoulders that tell me she was maybe a gymnast or other kind of athlete at some point.   Daisy: Air-raid alert, from past experience.  Avoid. Devon: Air-raid alert, from past experience.  Avoid.   I woke up this morning to find Quinn on the roll call from last night.  I'm upset that I missed her - I left at around 9:30.  Her mileage is low, but she's the gorgeous US-raised Asian girl type that I adore.   Anyway, that's my DV-COI review from last night - if anyone can provide intel on the above, I think I really need to concentrate my efforts on "ending" the night well instead of sampling.  When I first went to DV-COI, I thought maybe I would sample a lot to find some new faves, but I have continued to do too much sampling.   Being unfulfilled, I ended up at BnL, which was on my way home.  Spent about an hour there - this place does have potential.  As a whole, girls not as hot as DV-COI.  Had a 3 song VIP for $60 from Melody - a little older looking, possibly half white/asian?  I dunno.  Large flotation devices.  I would be inclined to try her again in the future, because a very good time is avaialble.   Happy hobbying, fellas!

Thanks for the TR. It's good intel that makes this site a better place. I also had a good time on my return trip to BnL. I still like DV-COI more, but BnL will be a closer option for me when I don't want to take too long of a trip.

Thanks for another good review, LouASS. I was also a frequenter of DVO before switching to DV-COI several months ago. The special for 3-for-$20 topless is a big plus for me. I also like that there's a pretty good potential for KYSO here in just the topless rooms, without having to upgrade to VIP. If they had $100 VIP's every night here like DVO, I'd be here all the time. I see our tastes in dancers is different - I prefer the Asian spinner types, which are a little bit harder to find at DV-COI, but there are a few. Jay is awesome, Quinn is another - she's new, but low mileage, might have potential. Some of my other favorite asians - Ginger (half black/asian), Luna, and Emme seem to have disappeared. Thanks for the intel - I always appreciate a good review (whether positive or negative!)

CP, just to reiterate...I'd still go to DV COI before I'd go to BnL. That's my preference. But still, intel provided to help others make a decision. :)

Saw a DV on Main RC with the following DVO names: Kookie (my ATF!) Sienna Natasha Vida There is also an Anna on the RC, but there are plenty of Anna's out there

Stage is too dark for viewing HONIES not homies. Jeez, autocorrect.

Marie, tall thin Latina with nice C's is at Bare'n'Legal now. Harley, thick Latina with big rack, who i think is the same Harley from DVO is also at Bare'n'Legal.

(If you see this review on the main page, click on the title to go to the forum for full review) In light of the closure of DV-Ontario, I needed to find a local club to go to, for those times when DV-COI is just too far. I had been hee once or twice before, so I tried giving it another shot. The club: It has been described as being hard to find, but if you're headed North on Pomona Blvd, it will be on your left with some bright Neon lights, just after an overpass. Parking is in a garage or the surrounding lot, and is free. The club's layout is not bad, chairs are comfy. Cost: At night, entry fee is $10 plus $6 drink, but $1 refills. However, right now they're trying happy hour from noon-2pm and 8-10pm where admission is FREE. Regular dances are on a long padded row in the back...they do not offer much privacy, but are a pretty good bargain at $10 bikini, $20 topless, $30 nude, and seem to be decent length. Every once in a while (every half hour?) there is a 2-for-1 special that applies to nude dances only. VIP: Booths are in a separate area in the back and each booth is curtained off. Booth couches are leaned back at about 45 degrees. 3 songs for $60 is a good mix of nastiness, privacy, and cost. 5 for $100 and half hour for $200 are also available. Almost every day of the week, there are specials. For example, wed-thur, VIP are 5-for-$70 The girls: The only part anyone REALLY cares about. On my Friday night, didn't see any 10's but a few 7's and no uggos or beasts. I tried out the following: Marie - tall, thin, good natural C's and a fantastic GND smile. Latina, I think? Lovely gal. Took her for the 2-for-$30 nude special. Nice soft ass and good slow grind, encouraged touching of those great proportional tits. Says it was her first night after previously being at DVO Shane - little spitfire, she told me she was Cuban / Brazilian / Chinese, and that seemed accurate. Very friendly, came and sat down on my lap and talked for about 10 mins allowing some good touching. Took her for the 3-for-$60 VIP,, and I'm glad I did. She's an acrobatic and flexible little thing, maybe slightly taller than traditional spinner size, but very tight and petite. Nice plump pierced nipples, and very excitable clit. I don't want to get her in trouble, so let's just say it's a very enjoyable dance. So enjoyable that I repeated again that night. Destiny - white girl, nicely proportioned. Not tiny, but nit really thick either. Built nicely enough that she can smother you with closeness...likes to keep her body on yours. No air dance here, during our 3-for-$60 VIP. Likes to touch and be touched. Others I saw included Bobbi, a tight-bodied kinda goth chick whom I'd love to take for a spin sometime. Harley, who I think is the same Harley from DVo was there as well. A few others, all of whom were fairly attractive Final thoughts: seems like it will be a good spot, at least in the upcoming short term, to find your DVO faves. Let's support these girls. As for BnL, it might be called Barren Legal, because the place is quite empty, but I don't mind that, as it gets me more attention. Things I don't like: stage is a little too dark for viewing homies, and will kill your night if you're just a lookie-loo. And I don't like how you go to pay at the bar for dances. Feels weird, and doesn't have the convenience of the machines. All in all, a good place to go spend some money on some very pleasing women.

I saw Harley at Bare'n'Legal last night. Can't say if I really knew if it was her, but same name, same description - Thich Latina chick with big naturals.

Zbone is most informative when we all contribute. We should centralize info for relocation of our favorite DVO girls. Lexi has already said she's going to try Bare'n'Legal. I'd like to know where Bree went, and where Kookie is going to go!

Ok, let me rephrase...Airmella's face is decent compared to the rest of her. I know what SeXXy LeXXXy looks like...and I've never gotten a dance with her because she's super busy all the time. :o The description of the Old Beast sounds correct...she always comes up to me with some line about the "Travelocity Exprience." WTF? and always approaches from behind. It's a good thing it's not an alcohol club, or I might get really freaked out.

I wouldn't want a relationship with a stripper. However, for the right one, I'd be willing to keep her decorated in designer handbags and the latest iWhatever for a proper sugar daddy relationship. :)

Came in around 10pm on Sunday night in search of my ATF, Kookie.  I haven't seen her in months, because I've been mostly staying away from DVO in favor of DV-COI or Synn.  However, DVO is a lot closer to me, and I was looking for my fave.   I know Sunday night isn't a great night for clubs, but this club's level of attractiveness of dancers has plummetted.  I realize that I am not the bootychaser that the great LouASS is, but there were way too many blubberbottoms here.  There's thick...and then there's fat.  Carmella, for example, has a pretty face and a relatively slim waist, but her ass is all flab and cellulite.  As for Keltie, her stage show is a yawn; she shows a level of disinterest that you usually only find in much hotter girls.  If you see her on the street, you'd think of her as a fairly average looking, overweight girl...or you might not even think anything at all.  There is also this really old beast whose name I have never learned, but she scares me.  She might be one of the "3" that Deja Vu is referring to.  In other words, not much to sample from.   However, my trip was rescued...I saw Kookie walk in in street clothes, and moments later she appeared on stage for the showgirl roll call.  She looked even hotter than I remembered - toned up in all the right places.  I do love my asian spinners.  Right after the roll call, she came right up to me, hugged me, and noted that it had been MONTHS since she'd seen me.  I confessed to her that I had been frequenting other clubs but came back specifically to see her.  So off to the VIP we went.    She did say that topless would be an extra tip (and I've had this hustle before from many of the girls in this club...I can't say I like it.)  Still, since I knew this to be the case, and since it was Sunday and since it's DVO, that means 40 minute bed dances for only $100, so the extra tip is not a problem.  She really did deliver - multiple grinding positions, some gentle moaning and she treated me like an old lover.  Afterwards, I spent a little extra time in the club, and when she wasn't roaming the floor peddling her wares, she'd come sit with me and I'd get a little extra time from her.   As always, I know I'm nothing but a walking ATM to these girls, and that's fine by me - but Kookie at least offers the fantasy that I think most of us are looking for when we go in - and that's that you are somehow "different" from all the other PL's in the club.  If more girls spent the time to establish rapport, they could get repeat business.   I doubt I'll be spending much more time at DVO - other clubs have better looking girls, greater nasty factor, and better pricing structures (except for the 30min-for-$100 VIP bed dance) than DVO.  When I come back, it'll be because I'm acting out my inner Kookie Monster.

Hey, I appreciate the trip report. I'm a frequent visitor of DV-COI and this describes it pretty well. My reply to your report is as follows: Devon: I saw her, and I had decided I was going to get a dance with her, but I had just gotten to the club and wasn't going to jump right in yet. She made 3 fly-bys very quickly - on the third try, I actually said yes and she kept going, apparently used to my answer of no's. I told her that she misheard me, and that I DID indeed want to try a dance. Let's just say I should have let her keep walking. Quinn: Looks-wise, she is just my style, petite and Asian. She says she's Korean (who am I to argue?) Level of service isn't as "up there" as some of the other Asian girls so I hope she improves. She's new. Sky: Sky was one of my first experiences at DV-COI, and I keep coming back to her as a solid, reliable dancer. Long, straight reddish-brown hair, fair-skinned and pink in all the right places. Allows a good amount of roaming, even in topless area, and she drives stick. Will always ask if you want to upgrade, but isn't pushy about it. Flavia: Another one of my "reliables," and then some. Older than most of the other dancers, but still in very good shape. She satisfies my occasional MILF cravings. Will do a lot of simulated Russian, facial rubbing of the member, and allows feeding (almost forcefeeds.) Has been good for some KYSO in my experience even in just the topless booths. Delivers pretty much every time. Many of the others you listed above, I haven't tried. I agree there's a little too much of the "average looking" or below as far as the dancers, but there are a few gems.

The new Gwen was previously at Synn. Very petite build, straight blond hair, nice and sensual, and likes to talk to customers and build rapport. She's a personal trainer as well.

I feel like I've given up a bit on DVO. I spend more of my time at DVCOI. I think the percentage of good-looking, high mileage girls is better at DVCOI. There are a couple of gems at DVO, but harder to find - Bree and Kookie have always been my faves as far as combination of looks and service. However, I know that LouASS likes 'em a little thicker, and that's what DVO has a lot of.

I miss Emme...haven't seen her in a while. I don't like the bolt-ons, but soooo sensual.

I appreciate ZBone (the person) for giving us ZBone (the site) to supplement, and hopefully enhance, the strip club experience. With that being said, it is what we make of it. I use it as intel, and I use it to provide intel. But we all choose whether or not to believe it. User Y may say that Dancer X gives a lousy lap dance because he wants to keep her all to himself, or it could be the truth because he doesn't want you to waste your $20 or your $100 on a subpar experience. But I also understand some of TIllrules' very valid points, that people are less likely to say anything bad about, say, Dani, because she's here. I mean, by all accounts, she's probably fantastic, but it's also doubtful that a detractor would say something, with her prominent presence on these boards. But even without that, I think most of us exercise discretion on what we post, lest we forget that LE is out there, too. I love LouASS's descriptions of his adventures; I appreciate Conductor's humor in what should be a pursuit that is more entertainment and less seriousness. I like that someone is always there to tell me that the name of the cute blonde waitress at DV-COI is Amanda, or that DVO's Carmella gives air dances, which is a no-no for someone who isn't all that attractive. In regards to myself, I try to give accurate TR's...I go through mental gymnastics to remember stage names so that ZBone users can Learn From My FAIL, or benefit from my dipping my toes in the water. I also appreciate both the similar and differing opinions from what I've discovered. This is how I try to "Make ZBone a better place." But meanwhile...I love beautiful women. I like it when they pretend that I'm charming and handsome. I like that they tell me they gave me a little extra time or attention because I smell good or that they like the way I treat them. I even love the lies - tell what your "real" name is because it might make me think we have a bond, but it's really just your second stage name. It's all in the game, and I'm willing to play the game with my hard-earned cash. It's all fantasy; reality is much too real. If I wanted to THINK, I'd go to work, and there's definitely no one there who wants to rub their tits on me.

FrKr, just go find her and enjoy her. I had no regrets. :)

I was totally confused when I saw her, because on stage, in certain lighting, I could have guessed African American. At other times, she looked like a white girl who spent a lot of time tanning. Or, just had that lovely skin tone that a full Asian girl would have. Also, she has huge eyes. So a real mystery, which was later solved. She told me sh usually works weeknights and Saturday night was unusual for her.

I have too short of an attention span to read this whole thread, but I will chime in anyway. The shroud of anonymity on Z2 is more transparent than Z1, and I've held back a little on my reviews as a result. I've been accused of being a shill for certain clubs. At the same time, I have voiced my displeasure at certain club practices and overall poor experiences on some occasions. A certain amount of reading between the lines must be done. If I have very little to say about a dancer, that's my signal that you should try someone else. Sometimes I will directly say that I took a girl for a test dance to TOFTT and have said I would not repeat. YMMV. In the end, the information is out there, and you should take it with a grain of salt. Everyone (PLs and dancers alike) work for their money, and no one likes for it to go to waste. But that's the nature of this hobby. Furthermore, I'm an admitted PL. I get fantasy and entertainment from these clubs, and will continue to do so. Treat me well and you'll have a repeat customer. I'll tip a dancer well, and she will be motivated to remember me and know that I'm a future source of income. Other dancers will rely on mystery and try to maximize their one-time earnings. Hey, it's your business model. Anyway, I've droned on long enough. I surely hope that comments and threads will not be deleted unless they violate TOS. For myself, I will keep enjoying the show, and reporting back to Zbone. I'd like to think my trip reports are accurate and useful, but as is the credo of this hobby...YMMV.

(On the main page, please click on the topic title in order to read full review)   Rolled in early, about 7pm, found Ginger on stage, and was immediately struck by a sensation of WOW.  Got a few early offers for dances, but turned them down as I was just getting settled in.  When ready, I went with the following:   Delilah: Hot blonde, lean body, natural tits...dance was completely forgettable.  Grind was limited, and she kept her distance.  Would not recommend.   Flavia: Ahh, one of my favorites.  Older, but extremely fit, strawberry blonde.  Soft hair, soft skin, very sensual.  Even her 3-for$20 dances put me in danger of ending the evening early.  Good access, no defense, and actually encourages you to push the envelope.  I did not repeat after our dance was over, but would have happily done so later, but she never approached me again (and I like to be approached.)   Alayna: I've always had good sessions with her in the past.  She's a little more thickly built, brunette with a cute face.  Was keeping the belly covered up last night.  Less access than usual up top and less grind than usual.  I would guess that the change in service might be because she's dancing for two.   Ginger: Ahh, finally got to spend some time with my tiny little spinner.  I was confused on stage as to what ethnicity she is...exotic looking, long flowing reddish-blonde locks, full bright red lips, and essentially a small, ticking sex-bomb.  She took me right to the nude area, which kind of annoys me, because I usually like the 3-for$20 topless over the 2-for-$40 nude, the latter which usually doesn't give me any extra mileage.  However, she made it worth it.  Very sexy and sensual, soft moans, simulated russian with her tiny top, and uses every inch of her tiny body to slink all over yours.  In other words, WOULD RECOMMEND.   Camille: Cute face, reminded me of a Mariah Carey in her prime (ok, that might be because of her choice of music.)  Built more thick through the ass and thighs, but not fat by any stretch of the imagination.  She was rocking a little red plaid schoolgirl skirt which always does it for me.  As did her dance!  Good grind, some reverse cowgirl.  I like the spinner types, but those who like them with a little more heft on your lap, she will do it for you.   Also present were Gwen (petite blonde, classically beautiful face, tits kind of small and droopy - she was at Synn previously for about 45 seconds), Julianna and Ginger who will approach you together (which I don't like), Keiko (tightly built Asian, but face of a girl who has been in the business too long), Jenna (perfect body, long straight black hair, unsure of her ethnicity, tats everywhere), Stacy (another long and lean girl, curly brunette hair, looking fantastic in her pink lacy skirt) and other girls of various shapes and sizes which I do not remember.   Was looking for a repeat performance from either Flavia or Ginger or to try someone else new to complete my evening.  Ginger came back around, and she was just irresistable.  Went back to the nude area, and level of service was even higher than before.  I should have just taken her to the VIP upon first meeting her, but I don't do that.  So, after $80 already spent in nude dances, I opted for the VIP, which makes me a financially stupid man, but my economic sense was no longer in control.  VIP service was absolutely fantastic...I didn't make any specific requests, but it was as if she could read my mind and body and took control of both.  Suffice to say, I didn't need the entire 30 minute VIP session, but her body stayed closely connected to mine as we got to know each other better.  Turns out, my questions were answered - she's 4'11" and a mix of Asian and African American, both of which were among the 20 different ethnicities that I might have guessed for her.  Tipped her a good amount on top of the VIP cost, so I was definitely her walking ATM for the evening, as she's got me hooked.  All you PL's should find her, and don't hold back on the spending, and it will be worth it.      

Wow, totally fooled me. Thanks for the intel. I'm still loving the trips out to DVCOI, even though DVO is a lot closer to me.

Ahh Sunday evening...for most, it represents the waning weekend.  My work schedule isn't M-F, so it doesn't always mean the same thing.  However, I had today off and wanted to make it an early evening, so I hit the doors at Sunday at 6pm.  It was slow to begin with, and I quickly took to the 3-for-$20, with the Sunday bonus of 30% more time, with Becca.  Becca is very reminiscent of pornstar Ashley Blue, both in looks and body type.  Our extended lap dance was quite pleasurable...she's very soft, and likes to be played with, up top.  Not enough lap granding, but I certainly was not disappointed in her dance.   After leaving the dance area, the main floor was suddenly packed.  Everybody apparently had the same idea to end their weekends with a bang.  In the house were Becca, Riley, Ricky, Flavia, Michelle, Koral, Candy, Jaybee, several others trickling in.  Unfortunately, PL's seriously outnumbered dancers, and it was hard to get dances, as dancers were getting picked off like Duck Hunt.  Blue light specials came and went, and I was missing out!  I've been especially meaning to try Ricky - tall, slim, and persian, and when the light catches her eyes in a certain way, she sparkles.  But alas, it was not to happen tonight.   Meanwhile, I was thoroughly entertained by this gorgeous blonde waitress in her Schoolgirl Sunday outfit.  If anyone can tell me her name, I'd appreciate it.  She was stunning, voice like a pixie, body like a human-sized Tinkerbell.  Tipped off and on for her.   My free night was quickly coming to an end, and I finally was able to get a dance, from Flavia.  I've had dances with her in the past, and they've always been good.  She's older, but I'm not exactly young anymore either.  She has a very classic Playboy type build to her, and looks to be in her mid-30's, blonde-to-strawberry-blonde hair, and apparently absent of tattoos.  So back to the back...3-for-$20 special.  She impressed with her multiple body positions and fairly absent defense.  She's not LouAss's body type, but he'd like the access provided, including the through-pants Russian and simulated oral.  10 years ago, she was probably amazing, but today she's still very good.  Suddenly, the teacher fantasies got the best of me.  I couldn't resist doing a second $20, and it was just as amazing.  After the two $20 sessions, I tipped a well-deserved $20 asshole tax, and my evening came to an end.   Funny thing is, on Sundays, DVCOI doesn't open until 6pm, so I actually stopped in at Synn first.  Had a good, but not amazing, dance from Gwen, a beautiful petite blonde.  But I didn't spend much time there, as I was just killing time until DVCOI opened.  I'll probably check back there in the future.

Came in for a short visit due to some free time.  Figured the pickins would be slim at the awkward hours of 7-9 to come in.  So quick trip report today.   Girls: Stacy, Maya, Keltie, Tessa, Giselle, Mary, Jersey, Nadia, Sugar, Sadie  Had been promising myself to cool it on DVO, since I'd been having less fun and not seeing my ATF (Kookie) around.  But DVCOI is a little far when you only have a couple of free hours.  Came in, saw Stacy hanging out by the bar, so I was assured at least it wasn't going to be a total loss. Saw Giselle's stage show and Stacy's stage show.  DJ announced that it was Stacy's last run of the night, so I had to get a dance with her.  I love that Stacytime is in a different dimension ($20 into the $10 machines during a blue light goes a little bit further.)  She's turned up the sweetness and turned down the nastiness a bit.  Depends on what you go for, I guess. Not seeing much that piqued my interest, but I have enjoyed Giselle in the past.  I decided to sit and wait for her, when this new tiny little thing appeared on scene.  I had never before seen Maya - she may be under 5 feet tall, filipina, dyed blonde hair, perfectly proportioned spinner body, but with bolt-ons.  I'm not usually a fan of the bolt-ons, but this girl was still seriously hot.  Plus, she took the time to sit down and talk for a spell before the sell.  Actually, I was the one who suggested a $10 dance. Well...the $10 dance was enough proof that I had to do a $50-for-10-min-VIP Wednesday special.  She's so new, she didn't even know those existed.  She asked if I was sure I didn't want to just go ahead and do the better deal of $100 for a 1/2 hour.  Uhm, ok, so I was easily sold.  What can I say?  I'm a PL.  Nice slow gyrations, perhaps a little mechanical, but very warm and snuggly, with gentle light kisses and wandering hands.  And believe me, during the VIP dance, I didn't mind the aftermarket boobs. Went back downstairs where she told me she would sit with me for a while.  I bought her a ridiculous $10 Deja Vu water, but we sat and she pretended I was brilliant and funny and handsome, which is good for any of us.  I saw her stage show, and decided to call it a night, and she somehow convinced me to do another $20 dance before I left.  Again, no buyer's remorse. I would have liked to have spread the money around a little bit more - too bad I missed out on Tessa and Giselle - but meeting a new treasure was worth it.

Normally, I wouldn't clutter the forums with something like this, but a couple people asked what my experience was like.  I was feeling stuck in a rut with my normal haunts (DVO, DVCOI, Tropical Lei) so I ventured back up north for a vacation and several visits to one of my all-time favorite clubs when I used to live up north: Crazy Horse, in San Francisco.   The difference: This club is about sexuality.  It doesn't make pretense of having a non-alcoholic bar or showing sports on TV.  It's theater style seating.  It occasionally features porn stars on the main stage, some of whom you can get lap action with, for a premium.  Kaylani Lei was present when I was visiting, but I missed her performance.  The other major difference is the girls...listen, I know everyone has "their type" but on average, this place has more good looking dancers with stripper bodies than my usual clubs.  Some of the dancers in the inland empire can be considered downright unattractive compared to the average girl out in public.   The highlights:   Lena and Alina: Russian sisters.  Yup.  Both petite spinners, Lena is a redhead (strawberry blonde) looking stunning in a red corset.  Alina is a blonde rocking the schoolgirl look perfectly in her plaid skirt and white bra.  I had a lap dance with one and a private show with the other - use your imagination as to which was which.   Paige: Probably as facially beautiful a dancer as I've ever met, with a body to match.  Sandy blonde in a Jennifer-Aniston-in-her-prime sorta way, natural full B's, tight ass.  A little mechanical in her topless lap dance, but still paid attention to the grind.   Colette: Copper-haired curls and betty page bangs, peaches-and-cream complexion, about 5'4" with a more athletic build - some substance to her thighs.  A pleasure to just hang out with - we talked about her music selection (different from the typical hip hop or dance music), and stories from our lives.  Oh, and, also, she gives a great dance.  Because there are no timers, I had dances that ran long on two separate occasions with her.  The combination of tenderness and lust is like being with an old lover you haven't seen for years.   Roxann: Tightly-built around 5'1" and one of the most perfect asses I've ever seen.  Light blonde hair and small b's.  Did a private show, but we didn't click so much, as she was more of a shower and less of a grinder.   Angelina: Lean, light-skinned Latina, about 5'5", with jet black hair to her mid-back and young girl swag to her.  Talks the talk, but backs it up.  Heavy on the upsell, but I was buying, and it was worth it.  I had two private shows with her on different nights.  She's quite arousing, using multiple positions, light facial kissing, ample allowance for hand-roaming, and quite a rhythmic moaner, starting out soft and sweet and becoming more pronounced in rhythm with her grinding gyrations, leading to a very satisfying conclusion.   Mika: Short, tanned Chinese girl with surprisingly ample T&A for someone of her size, and all natural.  Did a topless dance with her as my farewell to the club on my last night, and I was left wishing I had met her earlier!  She is cushiony soft without being fat, and also is a rhythmic grinder, using her ample assets.   Oh, and in case you're wondering, yes, from the descriptions above, I have a "type."  But not to worry, the Crazy Horse is in ample supply of taller girls, girls who are thicker without being fat, a few different ethnicities represented (although more white girls than in my previous visits over the years.)  Typical Crazy Horse dance prices are $20 for a lap dance, $40 for a topless lap dance (though for that price, they give a little extra time over the 1 song), and $100 for private VIP curtained booth and 3 songs, usually about 10-15 mins.  A little bit pricier than Deja Vu, but not by much, and well worth the money.  I'll be returning next time I get a chance to visit the bay area!

It's a rare saturday where I am free from responsibilities, so I made a trip to DVO.  Arrived at about 8 o'clock with the idea of catching the end of midshift and watching the late shift roll in.  Got a dance with Natasha almost immediately.  She's sexy in appearance and sexy in performance. A good way to start the evening, because I knew she was reliable from past visits.   Unfortunately, after her, the pickins were slim for a while.  Nobody really piqued my interest for a while.  Vira was present, who I think is very cute, but I haven't been satisfied with her dances in the past.  Adalynn was also there, but she seemed to be kept busy enough that I didn't get a chance with her, either.   A lot of time passed before my second dance, with Giselle.  Giselle is a slim brunette with a tight little ass and not much on top.  A $20 dance rated on my scale as "pretty good."    The late shift hustle started to roll in, with Kristen next on my dance card.  Not usually my type, a tall gal with sandy-blond hair and big balloons.  Very pretty face. There was a little bit of upsell which I bought into for pretty good results.  She touches and likes to be touched.   Amnesia must've struck because I didn't recognize Cameron.  She is just my type - slim and beautiful ass and nice soft B-cups.  She wore her hair tonight in a cascade of copper-colored curls.  A $20 dance with her proved to be my favorite dance of the night. She is quickly scaling my list of favorites, and will be my next try in the VIP.   Last dance of the night was with Angie, who was heavy on the upsell.  No sooner did I reach my couch-booth when she aked if I'd rather go to the VIP instead.  I turned her down.  She asked if I wanted to upgrade to the topless dance.  I again politely declined.  The upsell tactic is a tad annoying, but hey, a girl's gotta make money.  The dance ranked as just ok.   Missed chances to get a dance from Bella, Barbie Luxurious, and Khloe, who I would like to try in the future.  Also missed out on Hope, a comfortably cushiony blonde who is a sweet delight.   Stuff no one cares about: There was a pie-eating contest, and a group of Asian girls (maybe Thai, Indonesian?) who came in a big group and seemed to enjoy themselves but left me confused as to what to watch.  Actually, a lot of female patrons in the house tonight, which always makes for a better time.   Finally, Alex the waitress received a lot of my attention and some of my dollars.  If she were a dancer, I'd be in a lot of financial trouble.

Posted my club review on the DVCOI page today. Here, I will post more details about this trip and particularly the girls. Day shift, my first visit to DVCOI. Arrived just before 4. Thought the setup was a little odd, theatre-in-the-round. I took advantage of the Monday 3-for-$20 topless dances. (Niiiiice). Received dances from: Savannah: Multiple tars, brunette. Friendly, talks a lot. Decent service. Damiana (sp)?: Petite gal, seems Filipino/Hispanic/Asian or some combination thereof. Her dance was ver liberal with touching and good grind...so good, it nearly put an end to my day's activities. Christina: Wow. Picture of a little blonde schoolgirl. Wore red bra and panties and white stockings, her hair in a ponytail. Very nice...and also very naughty. Very high level of service. I will have to VIP with her in the future. she is probably better described as cute than hot, but it works for her. Emmie: Asian, I thought she was Korean or Japanese, but turns out to be Vietnamese. Good looking body, though she appears to be a little older. Would put her at early 30's or late 20's at best. Large fake breasts, but not so large as to be out of place. Also a good amount of service, treated me like a gentleman...a horny gentleman. Julie Night: This was perhaps my oddest dance of the afternoon. She looks kind of like a blonde version of Allyson Hannigan, which is a pity because we know that Allyson's magic cones from being a redhead. Anyway, she meows a lot. Yes, meows. She also giggles in kind of a spacy way. Nevertheless, she has a nice body and allows you to experience it. VIcki: Latina, I think? Dark hair with bolt-ons, with a kind of toned thickness. Friendly, and the fact that she chatted with me was what prompted me to get a dance. Also fairly liberal in what she allows. There were several others, including Devon, who I missed out on, because she left before I could get a dance, but I enjoyed her stage show. A few other lookers too.p, very few that i would consider unattractive. The place became suddenly quite dead at about 6 o'clock as both dancers and patrons seemed to disappear. Or maybe they were all getting dances... Definite recommendation on Christina if you have a naughty schoolgirl fantasy, and Emmie if you like Asian girls who know how to treat a gentleman. Vicki

This was my second trip of the day, after having been to DVCOI earlier in the day. DVO did not compare favorably. I understand that there is a certain clientel that prefers their dancers with some meat on their bones. Tonight, however, was a parade of overweight dancers. You can't even euphemistically use the word "thick" to describe them. I don't like to call out people negatively by name. Let's just say that I did a lot of waiting around. I desperately wanted to give my money away...felt that only Vida was really worth it. Waited for the shift change around 10-11, but it did not bring relief. Then, I made the strip club cardinal sin...taking a girl to the VIP without testing her out first. A rookie mistake, but I had been so bored waiting around. VIP'ed with Jade, who is new to me...very pretty but her VIP dance was quite uninspired. Highlights: a good $20 dance from Vida and Kelly jumping on stage in her civilian clothes and stripping down when another dancer who was due to perform was suddenly MIA. Waitress Alex is also something to look at..youthful, Asian, and friendly. Not my best trip to DVO, and fell far short of my DVCOI visit earlier in the day.

Not a plant, Dain. I like what I like...I just don't write about what I don't like, so you can use that as a hint. ;). See also some of my past reviews so you can see who is hot but not worth the money....and for those who I don't think are hot at all, I don't even try, so I don't know about the mileage. As always in this hobby, YMMV.

Another night at my local haunt...good night to check out the $50 VIP 10-minute-teasers.  Listen, I love women...I love different kinds of women.  I usually get lappers from 4-5 different girls when I'm at DVO, and the 10-minute teaser allows me to spend a little extra time in a comfortable bed with a couple different girls.  Tonight, there were so many of my faves that I didn't get to try many new girls.   Bree ($50 10-minute VIP): Bree, to me, is what a stripper is supposed to look like.  Strawberry blonde, perfectly proportioned, incredible service.  She coos in everything that she does, from the way she talks to you to the added sound effects during her dances.  I also like the fact that she will smile at you while she's doing her stage show.  Totally worth whatever money you spend on her.    Kookie ($50 10-minute VIP, $20 couch dance): Kookie is my ATF.  Petite asian, big rack, but still fits her frame.  I always get more than 1 dance from her, and the $50 VIP allows me to really get a little extra time and service.   Kayla ($20 couch dance): I love this tiny little blonde.  Now, being tiny, she doesn't have much on top, but still enough to keep me satisfied, and still has a nice amount in the ass department.  Level of service is good.   Sienna ($20 couch dance): Slim and tight.  Sienna changes her look every time I see her, often several times in the same night.  ALL of them are good.  Her grind is slow, just the way I like it.   Cameron ($20 couch dance, first time with her): She will fulfill your gymnast fantasy, if you have one.  Another tiny girl, skinner than the others, and built like a gymnast (but not like the olympic ones who are all muscle.)  Brunette hair tied back in a tight ponytail.  High level of service.  She will be a future $50 teaser or $100 VIP half-hour, because she has already demonstrated she'll be worth it.   Missed out on: Stacey (haven't seen her for a while, but she's got a nice nasty streak to her), Adalynn (saw her stage show, but no dance), Hope (soft and comfy blonde, big on top).  Saw a couple of dancers that I hadn't seen before, but none of them piqued my interest enough to give a go.   Alert!  Saw new waitress Alex for the first time.  She's the kind who will make me spend money on her with no hope of getting anything out of it.  Asian GND, sporting the french maid outfit.  During stage maintenance, she has some nice slow hip swiveling dance moves.  Uh oh.  If she were a dancer, then I would've turned into an ATM.  What can I say?  I like cute asian girls.   Again, spent too much money...but no buyer's remorse!

Yet another trip report from me to you!   Had an evening off and early work the next day, so I rolled in around 6pm.  Stage maintenance being done by the French Maid waitresses.  Was approached warmly by Adalynn - I didn't get a dance, and barely got to see her because she was leaving for the night.  First stage show was by Alina (aka Sweetheart), a fit brunette MILF.    After her show, I was approached by Bree who I didn't recognize at first because her hair is now wavy/curly.  Shame on me for not recognizing her!  Went immediately for a $20 dance, and Bree never disappoints.  I still stand firm that Bree is the best combination of looks and service.  She's beautiful AND sexy, a fair-skinned redhead with very expressive eyes, and a perky, soft body which is pink in all the right places.   Next dance was from Nella, a $20.  Nella is an athletically built, fair-skinned latina with dark hair.  Dance was nice, good grind, worth repeating.  She's also very friendly and recognized me from previous visits.   More stage shows.  I like to sit at the stage and tip a bit, but there was no great pole work tonight.  Enjoyed the waitresses, too.   Next dance was a $20 from Sienna.  I'm a Sienna fan - she won the Showgirl of the Year competition for DVO, although the competition wasn't much.  Anyway, she's about 5'1", petite, possibly latina / native american, tan complexion, light brown wavy hair, and sultry lips.  She's sweet, but maybe should be a little naughtier.   Also got a $20 dance from Anna.  Anna actually could challenge Bree for combination of looks and service, except Bree wins in my book because I'm a sucker for redheads.  But Anna gives a mind-blowing dance.   She's quite aggressive - a light-skinned brunette, built a little bit more solidly than Nella.  She's not fat, she's not even thick.  She's just very powerfully built in the legs and she essentially assaulted me.  She offers a great experience from a visual, tactile, and auditory standpoint.  I repeated for another $20.   Was later approached by Hope.  Hope is a voluptuous (but not chunky) caucasian blonde.  Without the shoes, she's pretty short.  She was the only one who actually sat down and talked.  I really like that approach more so than the "hey baby, want a dance?" routine.  We chatted for a bit, and she said she'd come back during one of the specials to offer me a dance, but I figured "why wait?"  We went for a dance, and she emphasized her large breasts for my enjoyment.   Stuck around for a little bit more, needing a repeat of Bree.  Bree Bree Bree.  Saw her on stage again (I saw her stage show a total of three times, showing love with the tip dollars.)  Because I had to be sure I got another dance from her, I asked her to come find me after her stage show.  Instead of getting just an ordinary dance from her, off we went upstairs to the VIP.  Believe me, the VIP is not just longer in quantity, it's quite a bit better in quality, and I had already thought Bree was the greatest.  All I can say about her VIP action is...wow.  Bree really enjoys herself in the VIP and you will enjoy her, too.  She has multiple different positions and tricks, all of which are very, very nice.  She takes her time, and makes sure you really, really enjoy yourself.    (Sorry if I tend to be vague in my descriptions, but I don't like to discuss details.  You'll just have to find out for yourself.)   Also in the house were Alana, Kelly, Lexxi, who I did not get dances from this time.  Jasmine the waitress is on my radar (shout-out to WaitressLuvr!).  Jasmine has dyed red hair and a few piercings.  Like I said, I'm a sucker for a redhead.   I spent more time and money than I had planned, but I have no regrets!  One of my best DVO trips ever.  As far as my experience with the early-evening shift, this was my dream lineup!