I love me sum gia. She still at dvnh?

monga,  what does NASCAR refer to?

lmfao    my advice is drive better,   u may drive like shit dude.   i live in upland..  for the last 10 years..  and i drive for a living.    i get my car washed and waxed across the street from TL...   ive NEVER been pulled over lmao   only time i get pulled over is when i head out to the LA area.. where its a bit ghetto...  my car is too nice lookin to be there!  so cops pull me over and ask if the vehicles mine lmao.  has happened twice in 8 months.

lopaw said: LMAO sal.....I play ALL positions. Put me in coach! I'm ready to play! ;)   Well since this thread started I have met both Rachel & Carmella and danced with both. Both are hot sexy bitches, but I doubt either is gay, coz neither one triggered my gaydar. Both gave good dances, but nothing crazy.   ur awesome lopaw

When I grow up I want to b just like u!

What does NASCAR mean Monga....    sux u guys got lame dances...   i got fukin great dances!!!!

Lol. If u want privacy in the vip rooms...just do what the dancers I take back there do...they grab a plant/tree thing that's in the hall between the vip rooms and moves it in our doorway lol. At least makes things a lil more private!

and the 1 reason TO wear them....   the dancer simply unzips ur trousers and does her dance on ur undies!!!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!   ( happened to me last 2 times i went to a SC   a couple months back FLMAO)

lmao omg i got so many updates on my phone that ppl commented on sumthing i commented on.... need to remember to check that box so i DONT get the notifications, lmao.... this post is funny... all i know is. my game is that i HAVE no game.... yet it works :D not sure how... but i always go for them "Hired guns" lol

awwww RIP guess i wont be having dancers unbutton and unzip my jeans to give me a dance on my boxers... lmao RIP DVO

lolol at this thread. but i gotta admit... i took carmella for a $20 dance a couple weeks back....it wasnt bad... it wasnt KMSO...but it also wasnt air.... there was plenty of grindage and a nice visual from that ass on my end :D

LMAO uhh thanks for the 2 cents celine.. now thats interesting! @manual and manny TROUBLE is what i was looking for! lol i just find it odd that this particular dancer gave me her #....after she said she learned her lesson before in giving it out... had sum crazy wifey calling her... so she asked if i was married...no... asked if i had any crazy exes to deal with... no... so she gave me her #....that was over a week ago... ive txted her 4 seperate times... 2 times to ask if she was working at night. no responses... and 2 seperate times just saying hi.... which resulted in like 30-40 min of back and forth harmless smalltalk... its just funny to me... like why did she give me her # if shes only gona respond to small talk and not let me know when shes working?? haha im think i took a bad angle on this and effed up lmao

mmm i got a Q pertaining to getting a dancers #. What's ur guys take on getting a dancers #... u txt them and share harmless small talk during the day. but whenever u ask when there going to be at the club, so u can go get that vip dance with her. never get responses?? lmao

it looks like none of u guys like when a girl asks for a tip before OR after they dance... so heres 1 for ya. The next time u go get a lap and the girl asks "can i have a tip?" no matter if its before or after the dance just calmly go with it and tell her "Sure, How about the Tip of my Dick!?" i bet she wont ask for a tip again from u ;D

ok sooo i went to this club last night, to check out the pornstars Gracie Glam and Kagney Lynn Carter dance... spent about an hour in the club until gracie got on stage and did her thing, i think shes hot, her show was okay.. i didnt stay for Kagney... the girls working there i wasnt impressed with... i left just after gracie left the stage, i will not be going back to that club lol... but on the way home i stopped by another club closer to home, ive always seen it and heard sum things about it, and i guess the rumors are true..within 5 min i had a dancer sit on my lap and ask how i heard of the place.. or if anyone recomended it to me.. she told me they get "crazy" there..i took her for a $20 topless dance that they do out in the open.. not use to dances just on the floor.. so it was a lil odd to me at first.. i like privacy.. she wanted to take me to the back for that.. i declined.. then i had a hot lil costa rican girl hit me up for a dance.. i took her for a VIP..immediately she told me for a lil extra tip shed go FS.. i declined... got my dance and left the club, those rumors were true! LMFAO

lol ive never been to SRR during the day... im at home off work early today tho! hmmmm... but i have a weekend night fave there.. the whole reason i became a member on this site..

i beleive thats her... i heard she works at SRR

oh Celine i know the secret oh nymph!! (no pun intended) @manual its happened at most any club i go to... its a lil weird at times for me, if i go to the club for the first time, the first girl that approaches me starts grabbing my shoulders and arms and feeling on me LMAO its quite funny... or at least at DVNH and SRR it happened...i dont go to too many clubs.. but it just annoys me when they do that after a VIP like right before i leave the booth/room they feel me up one last time... then later ignore the hell out of me lmao thats what annoys me. :D

oh and i have a pet peeve. it just annoys me to be lied to lol (and in a stripclub!? LOL) so ya.. i jsut cant stand getting dances and vips... having dancers tell me in hot or sexy.. and have their hands all over me feeling on my arms or shoulders... during the dance cool.. but it happens a lot after the dance is over.. before i leave the area... but what trips me out is after i go back out to the stage area... ill never get a 2nd look from that dancer... they totally avoid me afterwards and it just makes me feel creepy or sumthing.. lol THATS my pet peeve i guess i just think it'd be cool that if they happened to walk by me they cud at least say hi or sumthing lol..damn..

sal_acious said:Another one of my pet peeves- Girls who shove their nice shapely breasts in my face and then get mad at me cause I wanna suck on'em.    lol   i only have that urge when they repeatedly slap them in my face over and over.... and when im chewing gum sumtimes a nipple just happenes to slip in my mouth on one of those slaps then.... i kinda have to lick and suck and tug on them right!?!?!  isnt that sum sort of unspoken rule??   if a girl keeps sticking it in ur face... lmao     how ive sucked on sum boobies... even on sum parts i totally SHOULDNT HAVE oh man... but all in all..  celines dance just sticks in my mind..  idk sometimes it much better to be teased than to jsut have it.   ~The Anticipation is the best form of Foreplay~

wow wow..how do i no longer receive notifications on this topic?? lol talk about beating a dead horse... i never thought possible but now even typed out words seem to sound like the Peanuts Gang Teacher!! :D

lol well after being super bored and wasting about 30 minutes reading thru all of this. Very entertaining. Now i may be heading to a SC in a couple hours from now... and all i have to say to the dancers out there... PLEASE BULLY MEEEEEEEE!! ;D

LOL damn itallian cougars.. willing to steal their daughters newly wed husbands... ok this isnt really a joke... but not too long ago i had to deliver a package to a place called Angels in corona. Now this place has 2 sides. 1 side is angels sports bar. the opposite end of the building is angels strip club... during the day the sports bar area recieves their delivers.... so this particular day i had a box.. and on it was one of those lil Machines that u put ur change in and it seperates the pennies, nickles, dimes, and quarters for you.... i handed the box over to the cute bartender... and she mumbled "Whats this?? or i think its for them on the otherside" to which i replied. "YES, i think they needed it for their tips...." and all i got was a blank stare back... right over her head!! i was rather proud of my quick remark, i found it hilarious but hey, thats me i guess.. Even a hot cute lil bartender is just boring when they lack a sense of humor :D

Hahaha. Totally knew she wasn't from finland

Thanks man. Haven't had many of those

ya oh well, guess it killed it for me, lol glad i didnt spend that $ i can put that to better use, like use it to take out and bang these hot young 20 year olds ive been meeting on my lunch breaks during the day lmao. but its just sumthing about strippers man...the way they move.. the heels, the fishnets.. and their slender sexy bodies.. guess the dancer from last night didnt want to take all my money... lol cuz i was sure willing to give it! haha

so, an update on the last post i had. last night i went back to the SC... where i had such an amazing time just a few short days ago. i gotta admit the night totally bummed me out. maybe its being new to club going, but the dancer i had a great time with was there...and i found it odd that within 2 min of sitting down and getting there.. i had a girl come up and ask if i wanted a dance, then mumble "never mind ur waitng for, i'll call her D" which she was RIGHT and it wierded me out since i never go and had JUST got there... maybe she mistaken me for sum1 else. maybe that dancer she named is a popular one. but i made the 30 minute trip there to see her again. but what the big bummer was., is that i think she totally ignored me lol, i was there for sum time, didnt really spend much, kept swatting away the dancers liek flies in hopes to catch the one i came to see... i know she saw me checking her out, i made it a point for her to see me lookiing at her, she walked by a few times while a girl talked to the PL next to me...and at the end of the night i got a couple couch dances from 2 different girls, each time having to pass "D" with sum PL.. each time she glanced, we caught eyes and she smirked.... i just got so bummed out seeing this dancer talk to basically every guy there but me, dont know why that would be but, nonetheless it saved me the thousand i rolled to the club with, as i said im not a big club goer but my last experience was amazing.. but was only 2 dances..this time i wanted to just live it up and have sum fun with the most beautiful woman ive ever seen, oh well it didnt happen and i think has Salted my experience of stripclubs now. lol sitting there last night made me realize why ive liekd to go to SC in the past...besides it obviously raining ass and titties in there...guess i just like sum1 im totally attracted to ...to just approach me and act as if she wants me for a change...its nice to feel wanted from time to time ... only realized this cuz the exact opposite happened lol.. oh well i guess for the better.. the anticipation of trying to snag a stripper was fun while it lasted....

what is PL game?

ok, ive never fallen in love with a stripper... but i just have a basic question about them. i dont really go to clubs often. maybe like 10-12 times in my life haha but i have to ask. over the last 3 months ive gone 2 times, once in vegas and once out here by my place in so cal. each time i went i got a couple dances from cute girls... i mean most are hotter than ur average girl.... but each time i went... i ended the night with a private dance from the sexiest girl in the club... and i have to admit having a lap dance just feels odd to me lol. im not use to having a girl alone.. naked and grinding on me... u know... in those situations im usually in my bedroom or a hotel room... i kinda see red. lose control, get aggressive and fuck.... with just the right foreplay to turn her the fuck on.haha... so when i go to clubs and get dances im usually chill.. i wont touch but the girls always grab my hands and put them on them. i get to grab and feel whatever.. its just a good time... but the last 2 girls i got dances from each time... just total fucking hotties. like the sexiest women ive ever seen...so sexy im kinda intimidated while talking with them and getting walked to the back. both girls were chill and real down to earth, i got them talking a lot about themselves before the dances haha... and then the dancing starts... and im totally turned on... they do there whole moaning in ur ear thing or whatever... and then i just kinda lost control and told them just what id like to do to them... and how pervy i kinda am... let my hand slip from there boobs up to there throat for a bit... pull their hair.. they kiss me on my body and i on theirs haha, i even had one start making out with me which... i thought was odd but whatever lol... and each time my "3 for 1" turned into more of a "5 for 1" cuz things were just steamy and we didnt hear the dj announce shyt hahah. dont think anything was illegal. no fucking no hand jobs no bj or anything...basically i just wanna know is this like a normal experience?? its happened the last 2 times ive gone..