If you go to a strip club and it sucks - leave. Go to another one. If a girl doesn't want you, fuck it- there's soooooo many others / and you can BUY their time and their attention. It's that simple. If that doesn't work - come see me at the ViP and I'll introduce you to some strippers that will pretend to like your brown ass. I know because they love my brown ass. : ) personal hygene is important- As long as you smell ok and you aren't fucken crazy- the girls I work with are pretty laid back- that's why I work there. This year is my 15th year in the strip club business- of ALL the clubs I have ever dj-ed or managed - ViP is the most chill - girls and staff. It's worth the drive to have a great time. Bring cash or we have an ATM next to the bar. : )
I like certain kinds of girls on certain kinds of days. Sometimes I wake up and think " I want to motorboat some big titties today " other days I enjoy a cute little tiny itty bitty ass balancing o so nicely on my penis. It all depends on the day and my mood, and on the attitude and behavior of the female. IF a girl is FAT and she has a better attitude than the hottest girl in the strip club- Guess who is gonna get my little paycheck?
Ahhhh. My little secret drinking hole by my favorite indoor shooting range. Indeed - this place gets cracking sometimes. Great review. The $10 dances rock- their security guys are a little intimidating- but a very nice place to visit.
The worse one for me was one day at the ViP a few years ago I got a 22 minute with one of my favorite dancers. So I get what I call an on my "belly"dance- because she pretty much rode on my belly for 20 minutes, it was great! But I was wearing a black T-shirt like usual and I got all sweaty in the 22 minuter. So we finish the dance and I hang out with my buddy a while and we go to the tip rail at the main stage. As I cool off enjoying the show, and my shirt begins to dry- I notice in the mirrors across from me that I have a white streak going up and down my big ass belly! Like a skunk with a sweater on backwards. Ahhhh I miss Kitty. Where did she go? I want more laps!
Btw- if dancers didn 't work on their period- the club would be empty of dancers for a couple of days each month. Real talk- the dancers after working together for a while, get on the same cycle. No bullshit. So chances are/ if one girl is on it, so are a few of the rest- women stuff- complicated amazing awesome shit. Lovvvvvve pussy.
When I was the manager at Godfather's in CP - I had to comp a guy a drink and a return visit because one of the girls had a heavy flow situation in the middle of his 3 for 4 dance. The guy was so mad- it looked like he slaughtered a puppy on his lap. The girl was so embarrassed she hook him up a free 3 fod $40 the next visit. Funny but nasty
My pet peeve is when really hot girls say STUPID SHIT. You fill in the blank- there's soooooo many choices and examples. The hotter the girl- the dumber the STUPID COMMENT sounds coming out of her mouth. Second- chewing gum on stage while dancing is NOT HOT! It's rude. : ) thank you.
I'm a pl first and foremost - used to go to dvnh way back in the "dj california slim" party up in here days like 10 years ago. My old zbone name was something else- when new z2.0 came - the name change came from my wife who tells me all the time to be a great at this don't just be a good P L - be . . . .
When we get laps - we ( male pls ) do some embarassing stuff. Make faces, noises, have noticeable and or unexpected accidents if the girl is amazing. Not to forget- our penises get erect and girls know how big or in some of our cases how small we are. A female pl can hide most of that- Most guys I know - don't want that stuff out there. Some of us, well - we have accepted who or what we are. But, for the most part, we want to keep it between us and the girl we just paid to take on the job of hopefully do all that. - then there's all the different fetishes and stuff. Most pls male and female- that have certain likes, don't want that out there. Lol. ( So all you dancers out there that have pinched my nipples or spanked me with wooden spoons in the 30 minute vips. Shhhh- please don't write about it if you do a review about Aclubdj2) thank you. . . Hmmmmm- maybe you guys are right, it's probably not in their best interests.
10 years ago. She was a dancer. I was a dj - then moved up to manager. Great relationship. We were married for 2 1/2 amazing years. We have a daughter. She finished school and retired from dancing. I work at another club now- we are not together anymore- but we are very good friends- she is in a relationship with a wonderful woman in her same proffession - and my wife and both of them are great friends- and my daughters from my current relationship and my older daughter all play together on a regular basis. I'm not sure how I got so lucky- but that relationship was great and SHE made me such a better person- Than I was before her.
Lol. "Who goes to clubs on Sundays?" You guys are comedy. Three shift clubs are always a miss during that shift change between the first and mid shift. : ) just a little inside secret. ( those of you that don't understand my hint. Well. . . : p )
I will agree with the guys on this- it does take diggin'' a lit harder and deeper for the good stuff we went to the old spot for- maybe do , start, or have a "legends" wall - or OG status for some of our Z-Bone hall of famers"? Z - you good - chugging along getting better everyday. Thank you and Keep up the great work.
Change is hard sometimes - but my old ass is loving this new Z2.0 - it's easier- yeah sure- there's lot's of bugs amd little shit here and there that needs to be changed, fixed, or improved- but in the long haul- down the stretch- in this case - it's a good thing for this "sport" the thrill of the "hunt" the search for the baddest bitches on the planet. The search for girls so bad ass that they're dancing makes us "bust" and "skeet" and spend the car payment once in a while! We love our wives and girl friends - and we respect our mothers and daughters- but that all gets forgotten when we slap that strip club "free admission w/ the purchase of a drink pass" on the counter and tell the cashier- I'll take the change in singles, thank you. - amd the fake ass, sheister, scam artist, dirty biatches can - will - and should be exposed for the scum they are for being liars- be honest straight up andmaster the craft ladies- . Lol- Z 2.0 is the future and I'm so happy it's here. Holla - I'm ridin' this train baby! In the ViP section. Feel me ?
Lmfbao! Yes. It happens. It has happened to me and it's fucken wonderful- in reality - I think that is what every guy in the world is praying for. When I was lucky enough to have it happen to me - the girl was so cool- she just hopped over to the leg it doesn't hang to- and she just snuggled with me while I emmm- recovered enough to walk out of there. Ahhh good times.
They weren't open the couple of times i was in there- last time i was in there was a few days ago to dj for dancer auditions- as of now- as far as i know- i will not be djing there- and I'm not sure when the place will open. Sorry- i wish i knew more - or had more info.
I agree 100% with what has been said. As a strip club dj - we are sometimes stuck. You all know that the dj is working for tips- therefore has to play the music the girls ask for. No bullshit- some girls won't tip unless they are happy with what you play- I love music period. That is why I dj- and yes- many times we HAVE to play it. Sorry fellas- YOU can change the game - tip your dj too once in a while- and ask em to play some of those kick ass songs you all just previously mentioned. Thank you. . . Btw I'm taking notes on all those songs.
But i do agree with this- yeah a little tat once in a while or here and there on a girl is ok- but come on - i don't want to read scrolls on a girl's back while she's on my lap grinding me. It's too distracting. Lol
It was bound to happen in the cosmic Universe that the Stars would all align and that I would finally meet "CELINE". My kind of babe! Great Personality, Adorable Smile, Curves which make a Lap dance fun and OH! Yes the Twins! It was a sensual Lap Dance that I will remember till we meet again! Soon I Hope! [devil]
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON SCHEDULE: DANNI. STELLA, TANYA,
GIA, SABRINA, HENNESSY, MADISON, ALEX & DIOR.
BARTENDING TODAY IS GABRIELLE.
What a Spectacular morning everyone! Hope we all get to lap the week away...
There's nothing like getting hardcore fuckoed and cock-blocked by waitresses on the same trip. The SC gods have forsaken me.
Welcome back Z2.0
Just in time for the weekend.
R.I.P. , Jodi Arias, I hope they PUT that BITCH to DEATH right away for what she did. :@
Spearmint Rhino Industry
Dancers scheduled tonight
$10 entry and $100 fantasy rooms
The Vu OnMain. NS
HAPPY EARTH DAY GIVE BACK TO THE EARTH AND SPEND SOME GREEN!
MORE TO COME!!!
OPEN UNTIL 4 AM
Come to the coolest hot spot in L.A.! That is, PLAN B Bikini cocktail Lounge! Our sister club features beautiful and attentive entertainers, great martinis, upscale dining, cigar bar, live DJ, champagne rooms& More! Daily Happy Hour 6PM-8PM
Azian Fantazian. Back together again.... Sam's 1-7!
Okay, I've got a little picture of myself (sort of). Where do I put it? I remember being asked for one when I first signed in, but I didn't have one then. I looked under "My Profile" and "Settings," didn't see anything there.
Attention, all managers who post strip club roll calls here:
Posting a list of names is great. It would be so much more meaningful and might bring in some customers if you always specified in the message WHICH CLUB IT IS.
It would also help if you told us which shift it is and when it ends. Write something like DANCING TODAY FROM 1 PM to 6 PM. If it's until closing time, tell us WHEN CLOSING TIME IS.
Putting in the club's address and phone number might be a nice touch. Why make your customers search for it?
Granted, this might take you two minutes longer but if it brings you even one more guy who comes in and drops a couple hundred on lap dances, wouldn't that be worth it?
FEATURE ENTERTAINMENT SCHEDULE FOR WEEK OF 05/12 via Christina Aguchi's FaceBook page:
Brett Rossi: May 14-16 at Blush Exotic (Pittsburgh, PA)
Dakota Skye : May 14-18 at T's Lounge (West Palm Beach, FL)
Christina Aguchi: May 17-18 Foxy Lady (Brockton, MA)
Mary Carey: May 14-18 at Diamonds (Bangor, ME)
Mena Mae Chan: May 16-18 Vixens (Mobile, AL)
Richelle Ryan May 16-18 TD's and Fantasy World (Albuquerque, NM)
Roxy D'Lite: May 15 at O n The Border (Franklin, WI)
Koyotee J VonDiva May 16-19 Columbus Gold (Columbus, OH)
Artemis Moon May 17-18 Angels (Kalamazoo, MI)
Stevie Taylor May 16-18 Kandy's Gentleman's Club (Waterford, PA)
Simone Danalustrous May 16-19 Bare Assets (Melbourne, FL)
Lisa Lish Southern Xposure tour (West Virginia)
Katie Sutra: May 15-17 at Trophy Club (Greenville, SC)
Kendra Lust: May 15-18 at The Gold Club - Center City (Philadelphia, PA)
Teal Conrad: May 15 & 17 at Diamond Royale (Canton, OH)
Diamond Kitty: May 16 at PT's Showclub (Hialeah, CL)
Nikki Delano: May 16 at The Crazy Horse (Detroit, MI)
Joanna Angel: May 16 & 17 at Bourbon Street (Sayreville, NJ)
Trinity Turner May 16-18 at Deja Vu Showgirls (Springfield, IL)
Ryan Ashley: May 16-18 at Wild Cherry Cabaret (Harvest, AL)
Tasha Reign: May 16-18 at Lust (Greenville, SC)
Shay Lynn : May 16-18 at Columbus Gold (Columbus, OH)
Emily Parker: May 16-18 at Cafe Royale (Farmingdale, NY)
Jynx Maze: May 16-18 at Cheerleaders (Pittsburgh, PA)
Kristina Rose: May 16-18 at Crazy Horse (San Francisco, CA)
Courtney Cummz: May 16-18 at Silk Exotic (Milwaukee, WI)
Rachel Starr: May 16-18 at Moments (Pasadena, TX)
Angela Sommers: May 16-18 at Pure Gold (Cary, NC)
Teal Conrad: May 16 & 18 at Diamond Lodge (Rootstown, OH)
Nikki Benz: May 17-18 at Cadillac Lounge (Providence, RI)
BiBi Jones: May 17-18 at Al's Diamond Cabaret (Reading, PA)
Alexis Texas: May 17-18 at Mystique (Bridgeport, CT)
Asa Akira: May 17-18 at Diving Horse (Atlantic City, NJ)
Jesse Jane: May 17 at Pacers (San Diego, CA)
Roxy Reynolds: May 17 at Club Karma (Hardeeville, SC)
Veronica Rodriguez: May 18 at Sapphire (New York, NY)
Krystle Cummings May 17-18 Hustler Club (Baltimore, MD)
LadySirène Dancer Maximus Clubs (Witchita Falls, TX)
VIP Showgirls DJ Billy Batz
Titty Tuesday RTRC:
Hope (New Hot Girl From Spearmint Rhino)
Skyler (Birthday Girl)
$100 1/2 VIP Dances till 7:30pm
Buy 2 Nudes and get the 3rd one free!
Question for the PL comradres out there. Does anyone know what ha;pened to Berlin from Knockouts/Scores fame? She is a tall, German dirty blonde haired girl..haven't seen her in a while...cool chic and great dances...
apparently the spammer thinks zboner's are big spenders... boy, is he in for a surprise as most of these guys take pride in not even tipping after a $20 dance... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! So yeah, we're getting spam but the spammer ain't making JACK SHIT so I figure it will die out soon enough as the spammer will say, "DAMN! I just spent 20 straight hours on this fucken site and I didn't make a fuck'in DIME! Ohhh! I'm outta here!" :)
Flying from Bangkok to South Korea to LAX the day of/after a terrorist attack on the US is not recommended. Actually the ICN airport was business as usual, despite the threats from their brothers in the North- and mb we should replace the clown posse TSA folks at LAX with the pro's working the ICN tarmac. Good to be back in the USA. Now let's find those low-life dogs that did this. Don't make me put that uniform on again, but I will in a heartbeat if necessary, and my comrades are already on the phone telling our former CO that we'll go back there and lend our expertise to finally end this madness.
Hello, everyone. it's good to be Zbon'ing. :)
I haven't been able to get on here lately because I've been working my tail off doing 12 hour shifts at the hospital finishing up my last bit of school!!! Tonight is my LAST clinical shift before I graduate in a month!!! I'm still trying to plan the details of a Cali trip so keep an eye out for the big announcement ;)
Blue Zebra Manager
The Blue Zebra Adult Cabaret celebrates 'Customer Appreciation Day' every Sunday by giving you 30 minute VIP dances for just 150$!
7 sexy showgirls scheduled tonight!
Our gorgeous waitress Lindsey is waiting to service you!
Also, don't miss our next special event, 'Models & Bottles', this July 20th. Internationally renown pornstar Lupe Fuentes will be performing live on the Zebra stage. We'll also have open bar and food for all VIPs, plus live girls wrestling naked in a pool of jell-o!
We'll see you soon.
I swear when God created Latinas he was thinking about us men and hooking all of us up! To all my fine Latina honeys out there in Zbone land and SC's across So Cal I just want to thank you. One of the benefits to have Live and Die in LA!
It's Ok to have a good laugh as long as you ain't hurting nobody..actually it can be funny if somebody does get hurt..(Wait did I say that out-loud ?)
Feel free to drop some jokes, old or new it's all good.
I'm working on my comedy writer skills.
Hey Letterman, you need some fresh stuff, call me.
Strip Club DJ Billy Batz has been a comedian and radio personalty for over 10 years and haas been on many tv shows and movies. This Thursday he will be performing in Burbank at 7:15pm for a special show to promote his new TV show coming out and his new ra...
Fantasy Castle is hosting our first ZCON of 2012! Meet other Zboner's, see old friends, get Lap dances or just hang out at the Full Alcohol Bar (NON Alcoholic drinks are also available). There will be a Bevy of Beautiful Dancers, Great Stage Shows and a D...
Join us for this one time Flashback 80's night! All happening Wednesday, September 19th, 2012. We'll be featuring these dance prices all night!
$15 Topless Dances
$25 Nude Dances
$100 4 song VIP dances
$150 15 min fully nude dance
$300 30 min fully...