January 17, 2012 9:57 PM PST
Since they're close to home I tend to go to the valley clubs but for the last 8 months or so I'm just not getting into them. Sure VIP is nice and Spawn's work there is to be commended but since that blonde gal in the boots who would love to choke you left, just not the same.
I also like the older blonde dancers but they're no longer working the clubs it would seem. It's mostly new, young, dark haired girls. I get the appeal for some but for me, it doesn't work.
Me, I stick with the classics, a big blonde, big breasted dancer wearing thigh high boots will get my money every time. But like some kind of extinct breed of stripper, they're gone the valley. I'm guessing most of them got out of the business.
Sure you can go to Vegas or Dallas and find these creatures still but come on, it's freaking LA! We should have the hottest blonde titted dancers on the planet. None, nada, zero, zippo, bupkus.
I'm saving a shit ton of money for sure, but all things being equal, I'd rather be spending it on dances. Such is life in our new economy. Until some politician can promise me the stripper of my choice wearing thigh boots, none of them get my vote!
I hope all you cats are finding the dancers you're looking for. Kudos to Zbone for this new, improved website. You've come a long way sir! I remember talking with you at Sams years and years ago. Damn fine gentleman providing info in a crazy business.