After an amazing time at Buckwild's I stopped by VIP hoping to get a stinky pussy rubbed in my fucking face. There were tons of hot female patrons at the club, a rarity. LIZ hit the stage and it started to rain HARD. Probably a Thousand Dollars was thrown (the most I've ever seen on a stage before). This hot blonde (from the audience) got on stage with LIZ and LIZ removed all her clothes and molested her, the crowd went wild. LIZ stayed on stage for an unprecedented 4 songs. The heavy set bald headed DJ went around and picked up ones from the floor that had floated to the ground surrounding the stage. Even though I hate LIZ (for giving me such a shity low mileage dance in the past) it was nice to witness a torrential downpour! When she was finally done the waitress went on stage with a garbage bag and the two women collected all the money like thirsty bank robbers raiding a bank vault. They followed it up with a 2 girl show, maybe ten dollars was thrown poor girls :) Now the bad news. Not one girl came up to me or offered me a lap dance the whole time I was there, that was the 5th or 6th time in a row that that's happened there. Back in the day I used to get tons of personalized attention from all of the girls. They don't hustle anymore. The girls just walk by like they're zoned out on hydros, or hide out in the back :( 4 or 5 of them crowd around the black leather chair or sit alone. When I used to go there all the time (2010 - 2011) the girls would all be out interacting with the audience, laughing, and having a good time! Now they all just fly by. What happened? All the great talents are gone, the new flock needs to migrate, bring in some new chicks with personality like crazy ass Zoey!!!!!

She married a football player. They have a son and a reality show on E.

No Dear... I went to the mall and sampled different colognes. No Dear... That glitter and make up must be yours from when I wore this shirt the last time in Vegas. Remember you got all dolled up when we went to that night club. I haven't got it dry cleaned yet.

Reminds me of some mafia shit the suits coming in and trying to get a cut for doing nothing, protection.

A lot of strippers talk about attendance not being what it once was. A raise to admission costs would cause further declines in attendance.

I want a clean legal hour long massage from a naked 18 year old looking petite Asian for under $100.00 somebody, anybody, steer me in the right direction! This post was edited by Conductor Caboose at May 14, 2012 12:50 AM PDT

Sal, That's Fuck'n Hilarious!   I usually walk up, Clear my throat Aggresively (That gets her attention QUICK), Unzip my Overalls, Spit in the LEFT, Make the International 2 in the Pink 1 in the Stink Hand Gesture with the RIGHT: That lets her know what time it is! This post was edited by Conductor Caboose at May 5, 2012 9:45 AM PDT

sal_acious said:Manual said:Ask the waitress or the manager to let her know you are interested. I prefer asking the waitress to ask. Manual, you're not in Jr High anymore. Its ok to act like a Man now.

I concur DVNH wins the Academy Award for best lighting.

The reason I think people don't post is because the subject matter is Taboo. If you were caught looking at the site at work on a company computer that could be grounds for immediate termination. If your wife found out you had a ATF that could be grounds for divorce. And worse if you post a trip report talking shit and the dancer finds out who you are bet your balls she's gonna tell all the girls when you come in. And that my friends could be an awkward conversation to have when 4-5 girls stand all around you and question you at the same time Toot Toot Cc

Sounds like Paradise might indeed be Paradise... To bad it's half way to bum fucked Eygypt.