My stage name is my nickname "in the real world." Lots of people call me "Dallas" outside of the club. It's where I grew up. When I moved to L.A. several different people started calling me that. It fits my personality too. Friendly. Not at all like one of those "adjective" or "liquor" names:)

Carmen said:I think cASSandra stated most of the pet peeves from dancer to customer that there really are... there are a few pet peeves I have though WITHIN the club though that I could discuss since no one has really gone there yet... I like to be individual and I work very hard at creating a unique and interesting stage show, a long time ago there was a girl who would go on stage after me and mimic my entire stage set...she danced to the music I would pick (and I don't dance to a lot of top 40- I make a big effort to dance to music no one else does) she would wear similar outfits and try to do my exact stage show...I know that imitation is the highest form of flattery but it would drive me up the wall.... There was once another girl who would follow me around the club, talking to to each customer I had just talked to immediately after I had walked away, and a few times even sat next to a customer I was sitting with and trying to catch his eye... I found that really weird and rude... One of the DJ's here in memphis would always put me up to the SAME 2 songs...I can't even hear those songs anymore I'm so sick of them..I would specifically ask to dance to rock so I wouldn't go up to those two songs and he would play them anyways...my set list is like 500 songs...he could have picked ANYTHING else...and it didn't make sense because I thought dj's hated when girls did that, but he did it to me... I can relate to your peevs for sure. I've had a couple of girls who were "bootleg" versions of me. Copying my obscure music selections and outfits. a couple changed their hair to look like mine, too.  At our club, after 10 pm, they put more than one girl up at a time. My copy cats would make sure to get on stage while I was there and follow me from customer to customer. One used to even eavesdrop on my converstaions then approach my customers trying to imitate my convo. One copy recently told a customer "they call me Dallas, jr." Weird.   Many of my customers noticed it too. (They told me about the convo thing.)   Stay Strong, girl. This just means you are doing something right. Let the biters motivate you to keep improving. At a certain point, it becomes clear that you are "the show" and they are the knock off;-)   What's been funny to notice is how much money you make on stage compared to your "bootleg version." I'm sure you are still WINNING!!!         This post was edited by Dallas at March 25, 2012 3:09 PM PDT

cASSandra said:the thing that smells the most isn't usually the body odor, it's their breath. it's like they don't even brush their teeth ONCE a day, much less two or three times a day, and they for sure aren't flossing. my mom is a dental hygienist so it's even more disgusting to me when i can smell month old food rotting in between their teeth. so gross. i don't like the way cigarettes smell, but usually guys will chew gum and wash their hands after smoking. I completely agree about the smell of "month old food rotting in between their teeth." Dental hygeine is very important. 

It varies greatly on a daily basis. There are lot of guys that come in right after work. There is also the other extreme with guys who don't understand that a bottle of cologne is supposed to be good for more than one use. (Lots of dancers have this problem too and the overwhelming smell of combined perfumes/colognes can be too much.)   Bad breath is a whole other issue. I always carry mints and pop one before any lap dance. I usually offer them to customers too but it always seems that those most in need pass. Sometimes I offer more than once;-)

Let's repeat it one mo' time:) Customers come in for entertainment and to not think about their problems. The deal is that the girls that do that have found that it does work for them. "Captain Save-A-Hoe" is likely giving them extra loot to keep their lights on. If you see a sad-sack dancer and she starts out with a weepy sob story, keep it moving and shut her down. She can find someone else who wants to donate to her cause.

Manual said:This one is worth repeating: "Dancers: please stop telling us your life problems."

Hilarious.

Z Bone said:Once I looked over and saw a dancer eating a salad (using a fork) while doing a lap dance. WTF?

The trick to get a good dance from two girls at once is to pick a girl you know gives a great dance and let her pick the other girl who she'd like to dance with. It may not always work but it should improve your odds. I always pick my "girl crushes" and there are a couple of girls who I really enjoy doing "three-some" lap dances with because : (a) they are hot , (b) we move well together & (c) they want to make sure that the customer has a great time.

lopaw said: Tanfan40D said: Has anyone had a lap dance from two ladies at the same time? Tried that once and enjoyed it enough to try again. I agree w/ zbone. Getting a dance with two dancers often sounds great, but can be tricky and unenjoyable for many reasons. The chemistry between the dancers can be off, and the area that you're lapping in is often too small and uncomfortable for three people to be able to stretch out comfortably. I almost walked out with a black eye once when a threesome got a little out of hand!  Nowadays I prefer my three-girl orgies OTC.

True;)

jaytee669 said:The smartest dancers make it last until you have had more dances.

I agree. It doesn't happen all the time but it definitely happens enough so that it is not shocking. The girls that say "it happens all the time" are the same ones who brag about how much money they make... and yet are spending lots of time in the dressing room... not with customers:) This post was edited by Dallas at January 23, 2012 4:49 PM PST

SteveTaylor said:If dancers are saying it happens all the time, and in one or two songs, they are just bragging about bullshit like us PL's like to do when we talk about how much money we spend on em.

I fullly agree with Carmer. I've had it happen quite a few times and even have a few customers who will stop a dance so that they don't "blow." If the customer is nice and respectful ( and I don't end up coming into contact with the "product"), I look at it as a compliment. Not every dancer is the same.  This post was edited by Dallas at January 23, 2012 4:42 PM PST